John1uk

How much would i get for my wife on ebay?

REASON:

we had a chat this eveing about global warming, and how bad it is getting.

The wife said it is due to the Decat being taken from the Subaru ENGINE

HELP!

baz69birds

DONT sell her!!!!!!!!!!!

Just throw her out

Cornelius

iTrader: (2)

would you consider part exchange with my other half?

Tiny

Will start thre bidding @ a £1

As she dont cook !!













































Sorry Norma Luv ya Really

John1uk

u taken the mick u can have her mate.......a part exchange means i get another one that could be potentialy just as bad

Tiny

Quality

Cornelius

iTrader: (2)

bugger!!

she can cook though, it's the old saying, her version of oral sex is to sit me down and talk me out of it

Mrs Baz

Shame on you John

I quite agree with what Norma has said...

How many scoobies are there on the road that DON'T have cats because their owner has had them taken out to either...

A) Make their car sound louder

&

B) To ensure that those with flame kits work properly

or both of the above!!!

You should be grateful she cares about the enviroment in which we have to live in

@-LeWi-77

i took my CAT off my scooby because the other half wanted a proper burial in the garden and little kids didnt like the sight of it stuck under the car

John1uk

pmsl

John1uk

Diane lol, do you realise what Norma has said!

she said the Cat from the Engine......thinking she new about cars, like she thinks she's a PC Technician

Aint a cat in the Exhaust?

someone correct me if i'm wrong and Norma can sell me on ebay

@-LeWi-77

as i said mine was wrapped around the wheel - but in the exhaust i can understand why people remove them as it will cook it in there!!
Maybe we should not have 4" tailpipes? - this will stop them crawling inside the exhausts? just an idea??
























no you are right fella - carry on selling her on ebay - wheres the link?

Her at the back

Perhaps she should sell john and keep the car as men talk enough hot air to help global warming!

Cornelius

iTrader: (2)

women are olympic champions at talking, am surprised they don't blow up with the amount thy inhale before each sentance

Mrs Baz

Yes a cat is in the exhaust, but I'm sure she knows this, just was so in depth in the conversation she said engine instead of exhaust, see us females can talk about things, know exactly what we're talking about but sometimes just say something different just to try and catch you men out

spally

iTrader: (1)

PMSL...so Diane when you women say no...you actually mean yes?? he he

Mrs Baz

I said sometimes

p.s no ALWAYS means no when a woman says it

Her at the back

!!!!!!!!!!!

Cornelius

iTrader: (2)

be nice to me, it is me burfdee you know

Mrs Baz

You kept that quiet

Cornelius

iTrader: (2)

not really, hinted a few times ie anne summers night and it's in my profile

To be honest, it's a bit of a sad day in my family and no, it's not because I was born before anyone says it

baz69birds

damn just missed

Norma1uk

I stand corrected, I am still worried about global warming though,

Back exhaust fumes from cat in front room just made the atmosphere go off the rictor scale, and blow an even bigger hole in the ozone layer

baz69birds

you may find all the SUBARU owners who have a FULL DECAT system are more likely to recycle!!!

hense either put the exhaust back to normal & DONT recycle
of keep it as it is & recycle
it equals it self out

cant have it both ways

Norma1uk

Thanks for the offer m8, only worth part x. oh dear married till death do us part so if he can't sell me, call the cops if i die misteriously

Tiny

I Get so worried when you mention these 2 words Paula

Tiny

Appy bday fella

Her at the back

be more worried if he mentioned handbag!

Cornelius

iTrader: (2)

That's why we have flamer kits, not only do they scare off chavy saxos, they also burn up the waste gases, so helping the environment......honest

I thought someone would remind me of my use of "blow up"

Tiny

I Could not believe it whilst i was reading it