JackClark

I'd just like to thank all the Apple haters for your continued publicity, all the Apple copiers for encouraging the poor people to get a loan and buy the real thing, and finally Android for still being a bit ****.

http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2012...r-Results.html

"The Company sold 37.04 million iPhones in the quarter, representing 128 percent unit growth over the year-ago quarter. Apple sold 15.43 million iPads during the quarter, a 111 percent unit increase over the year-ago quarter. The Company sold 5.2 million Macs during the quarter, a 26 percent unit increase over the year-ago quarter. Apple sold 15.4 million iPods, a 21 percent unit decline from the year-ago quarter."

The Dogs B******s

riiidaa

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It's people like you giving Apple owners a bad name, I've got an iPhone and was bought an iPad, but **** me, I don't go on about it...

Ian

iTrader: (10)

lol

Myles

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Boring. I'd like to thank Jack for entertaining me, much like a drunk wittering on to himself in the gutter does.

scoobyboy

apple rules!!!!

love the products and next month i'm treating myself to a nice shiny imac

JackClark

Hey I'm just a happy man, have you seen the share price? I see 27 inches in front of my eyes. Thanks again Apple haters.

Myles

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That totting up of **** length on those gay **** vids you watch is disturbing.

Trout

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Apples needs haters, as Jean-Marie Dru said, "Apple opposes".

The core of its brand is based on this.

Myles

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Same with the *****.

lordharding

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Great results from a fantastic company
Can't believe how much better the 4s is over the 3GS

Apple are taking over the world
Customer service ,the whole package they have

The rest can only dream of trying to catch up on Apple

Boro

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Some companies could learn a lot from Apple. After the recent customer I experienced from Nixon I would buy EVERYTHING Apple if they made it!

I'm no fanboi but I could be tempted lol

Trout

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I think you might be confused.

The dynamic brand of the ***** would be "***** invade".

Quite different to "***** oppose".

Myles

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The ***** bred a secularism (if that is even a word) where they created haters the world around with their policies. This way they also created a nation of followers who would do ANYTHING to serve the Fatherland. Hitler, being a genius motivator, drove this. Rather like Steve Jobs.

And how could I be confused?

JackClark

Confused, I can think of stronger words.

dpb

Oh dear ipods going downhill then

dpb

I think we need a comparison with other companies if youre not to be accused of trolling

Myles

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Ok.

riiidaa

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He's dead, pick a new senior staff member's name...

There are certainly some Fascist fan-bois though...

Myles

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Ok, Ian Pod.

JackClark

I should have mentioned Microsoft or Google in the title, now the auto mod has moved the thread into the darkness of Computer Related.

jonc

Just keep reeling them in!

TonyBurns

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Good results for Apple, it doesnt show the full story though, Apple make a small fortune from mobile network providers as they take a good 20-30% of the monthly tariff.

Tony

The Zohan

Lol!

f1_fan

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That's impressive and well beyond a semi.... Apple really does it for you doesn't it?

That's a bit like saying I can't believe how much better it is having one leg than no legs'

The decision process on which threads get moved would be more logical if it was purely random