my dad give me a new computer, but when i press the turbo button it doesnt make a wooosh noise like a dumpvalve why not?

 

Not heard of turbo lag then?

Don't they teach them anything at school these days?

 

Your computer is fitted with the recirculating option. You need to "dump to atmosphere".

"Dump to atmosphere" actually means "throw it out the window". That should do the trick

 

Sorry to add to your problems, but your shift key appears to be defunct as well

 

lol

 

It's quite obviously an imposter - there's a comma in there.
Deano

 

Comma? What about the question mark?

 

You need the following code:

Private Declare Function UnStoopid Lib "stoopid" Alias "numpty32" (ByVal hNumpty as Boolean) as Boolean

And you need to call it like this:

Dim AmI as Boolean

AmI = UnStoopid(True)

If it succeeds it will return you True.

Also you should paste this into your winnt\system32 folder, and set it as your startup windows noise...

hth


P.S Stop raggin on Si you to$$ers - he's just learning thats all....grow a fukcing brain.

my 2p

 

ROTFLMAO

 

I think he bought the sport vers by mistake