Stooopid_Si

my dad give me a new computer, but when i press the turbo button it doesnt make a wooosh noise like a dumpvalve why not?

XRS

Not heard of turbo lag then?

Don't they teach them anything at school these days?

chiark

Your computer is fitted with the recirculating option. You need to "dump to atmosphere".

"Dump to atmosphere" actually means "throw it out the window". That should do the trick

DJ Dunk

iTrader: (5)

Sorry to add to your problems, but your shift key appears to be defunct as well

David_Wallis

lol

dsmith

It's quite obviously an imposter - there's a comma in there.
Deano

HHxx

Comma? What about the question mark?

Crispin

You need the following code:

Private Declare Function UnStoopid Lib "stoopid" Alias "numpty32" (ByVal hNumpty as Boolean) as Boolean

And you need to call it like this:

Dim AmI as Boolean

AmI = UnStoopid(True)

If it succeeds it will return you True.

Also you should paste this into your winnt\system32 folder, and set it as your startup windows noise...

hth


P.S Stop raggin on Si you to$$ers - he's just learning thats all....grow a fukcing brain.

my 2p

P20SPD

iTrader: (1)

ROTFLMAO

Foot_Tapper

I think he bought the sport vers by mistake