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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 08:45 AM
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https://9to5mac.com/2017/01/31/apple-earnings-fy17-q1/

“We’re thrilled to report that our holiday quarter results generated Apple’s highest quarterly revenue ever, and broke multiple records along the way. We sold more iPhones than ever before and set all-time revenue records for iPhone, Services, Mac and Apple Watch,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO. “Revenue from Services grew strongly over last year, led by record customer activity on the App Store, and we are very excited about the products in our pipeline.”
Doomed, doomed I tell you.
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 08:46 AM
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And

http://www.imore.com/who-watches-apple-watch-watchers
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 08:58 AM
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Isn't Toffee Pie banned?
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 10:00 AM
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Isn't Toffee Pie banned?
Just checked, seems he is indeed banned. Thought it had been less ranty.
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 12:35 PM
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Not even one nip all morning !

What a disaster
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Old Feb 1, 2017 | 04:18 PM
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Not even one nip all morning !

What a disaster
We're doomed.
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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 08:57 AM
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Yeah i didn't think you'd get many bites on this one What with C&TR's resident Fandroid psychopath being MIA.
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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 10:50 AM
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So a lot of entitled kids got Apple products for Christmas, big deal
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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 01:08 PM
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I'd just like to say that all of the recipes I've ever seen clearly state that **** should never be brought fully to the boil, as this ruins the flavour. Typical of Apple to get something so utterly basic so utterly wrong.
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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 01:28 PM
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http://news.sky.com/story/google-ove...brand-10752459


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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 04:04 PM
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That's hilarious, no way have they included yesterdays results in a report they published yesterday, it it was me writing for Sky I'd have lobbed a custard pie at them.
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Old Feb 2, 2017 | 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
That's hilarious, no way have they included yesterdays results in a report they published yesterday, it it was me writing for Sky I'd have lobbed a custard pie at them.
Hardly Surprising Google is worth more, if Google and Apple disappeared tomorrow, which would have the most impact on peoples lives?

Most of the people that use Google wouldn't even notice Apple gone, most of the people that use Apple would notice google gone...

Sorry but this is brand value, not just most likeable product.
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Old Feb 3, 2017 | 08:30 AM
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Don't get me wrong I totally agree, big Google User big Apple user, if I had to pick one for the next 24 hours it wold be Google.

Just pointing out an alternative fact.
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Old Feb 3, 2017 | 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by JackClark

Just pointing out an alternative fact.
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