Do any of you mates have quicker cars than you!!!!
Nope.
But me feels this has happened to you
?

Get some mods, or an after burner pack mate!
Or if you want to be nasty, like really bang out of order I heard once that treacle is not much good when poured into petrol tanks or bits of kippers wedged down into air vents.
*I do not condone such hideous acts as suggested above and will take no liabilty for anyone doing this to their mates as a joke*
R
[This message has been edited by RonaldoH (edited 14 April 2001).]
But me feels this has happened to you
?
Get some mods, or an after burner pack mate!
Or if you want to be nasty, like really bang out of order I heard once that treacle is not much good when poured into petrol tanks or bits of kippers wedged down into air vents.
*I do not condone such hideous acts as suggested above and will take no liabilty for anyone doing this to their mates as a joke*
R
[This message has been edited by RonaldoH (edited 14 April 2001).]
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Friend had a GT4 when I got my fast UK Scoob. It wasn't as quick as the Scoob so he bought a 4 litre Chimaera, which he thought would pi55 on it - it didn't.
Sold the UK Scoob and got an STi -which peed on the Chimaera - so he traded it in for a Cerbera, cos he thought it would **** on it.
Guess what? It didn't
Sold the UK Scoob and got an STi -which peed on the Chimaera - so he traded it in for a Cerbera, cos he thought it would **** on it.
Guess what? It didn't

My neighbour has an EVO6 - last I heard it was at 380bhp and he was looking for more.....
Plus a genuine original RS200 - or it was - they have spent around £100,000 on it converting it to a Pikes Peak hillclimber - he has Stig Blomquist driving it....
Plus an Aston DBS in Vantage spec...
Oh, and he has a MV Agusta bike...
Oh, and a Ducati 996 which he keeps on display in his (large) hallway

He is a complete petrolhead - but a really nice guy so I can forgive him!!
Plus a genuine original RS200 - or it was - they have spent around £100,000 on it converting it to a Pikes Peak hillclimber - he has Stig Blomquist driving it....
Plus an Aston DBS in Vantage spec...
Oh, and he has a MV Agusta bike...
Oh, and a Ducati 996 which he keeps on display in his (large) hallway

He is a complete petrolhead - but a really nice guy so I can forgive him!!
mate has a 360 modena, f355, 911s3 with engine mods up to silly bhp (but only rear wheel drive), mod'ed SLK 230. flash g!t.
another mate has ford racing puma which is quicker round corners than any production car i have been in - boy that car has some grip.
another mate has ford racing puma which is quicker round corners than any production car i have been in - boy that car has some grip.
My m8s have,
350bhp 4x4 Cossie Saff
310bhp 2wd Cossie Saff
270bhp xr4x4 twin turbo ( only cost £1200!!)
and one of my m8s had an Evo 6 but he sold it
the only thing that pisses me off is my cossie was the most expensive to buy but now is the least powerful
As of yesterday I only have 3 more bhp than the XR!!!

astraboy
350bhp 4x4 Cossie Saff
310bhp 2wd Cossie Saff
270bhp xr4x4 twin turbo ( only cost £1200!!)
and one of my m8s had an Evo 6 but he sold it

the only thing that pisses me off is my cossie was the most expensive to buy but now is the least powerful
As of yesterday I only have 3 more bhp than the XR!!!

astraboy
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by subevo:
<B>THE CERBERA WILL EAT A SCOOBY
0-100 IN 9SECS ONE OF THE FASTEST PRODUCTION CARS ON THE PLANET![/quote]
Im quite happy to do it in 12.3 secs all day long (sti5 typeR). Unlike the blackpool banger which will break down after first fill up. Why spend neary £40,000 and look like 'tim nice but dim'?I bet TVRs do more mileage on a low loader than actually under their own steam
<B>THE CERBERA WILL EAT A SCOOBY
0-100 IN 9SECS ONE OF THE FASTEST PRODUCTION CARS ON THE PLANET![/quote]
Im quite happy to do it in 12.3 secs all day long (sti5 typeR). Unlike the blackpool banger which will break down after first fill up. Why spend neary £40,000 and look like 'tim nice but dim'?I bet TVRs do more mileage on a low loader than actually under their own steam

Not a close friends but,guy I know , Tony from rayleigh, sold his rally prepped metro 6R4 with a genuine 600bhp. 0 to 60 in 2.1 secs and 103 top speed in 5.6.
Has now sold it and bought a black 650 bhp hennessee viper venom.
Can someone give mes some details on the 480 bhp 22B. I want to know how my next 13k should be spent.
Has now sold it and bought a black 650 bhp hennessee viper venom.
Can someone give mes some details on the 480 bhp 22B. I want to know how my next 13k should be spent.
Most of my friends ( male and female ) drive crap cars.
1.0 Fiat Uno
1.0 Vauxhal Corsa ( driving instructor )
1.4 Ford Escort
Some sort of Citreon
Rover 414
Rover 214
However I don't complain if they are giving me a lift to/from the pub.
Several others can't drive!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now we get to the slightly better stuff,
Honda Prelude
XJS diesel powered trike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon
1.0 Fiat Uno
1.0 Vauxhal Corsa ( driving instructor )
1.4 Ford Escort
Some sort of Citreon
Rover 414
Rover 214
However I don't complain if they are giving me a lift to/from the pub.
Several others can't drive!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now we get to the slightly better stuff,
Honda Prelude
XJS diesel powered trike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon
Some of my pals have the following:
1) Lotus 340R - Quick
2) Westfield Fireblade - Quite quick
3) Sylva Striker - Rover V8 - 270BHP - VERY Quick!
4) And a few have bikes, which also p1ss on my Scoob!
Jamie
1) Lotus 340R - Quick
2) Westfield Fireblade - Quite quick
3) Sylva Striker - Rover V8 - 270BHP - VERY Quick!
4) And a few have bikes, which also p1ss on my Scoob!
Jamie






