Extract from the Book of Blows, Chapter 4, Verse 1.

Come all ye faithful, gather round and rejoice, for the Lord in his infinite wisdom has seen fit to reveal that the demon Trouser is mere mortal after all.

Five hours did I spend in the wilderness of Keyworth, in the holy abode known to the true believer as TSL Motorsport.

And lo, with temptation ever present and baleful in the shape of Beelzebub, also known as Paul (who, it is said, tooketh his human name in vain from the saint and disciple of that other holy book in order to better deceive mortal man), I did resist all manner of unmentionable torture.

Sweet talking as of a fair maid in love did he try. Fire, brimstone and damnation did he also threaten. Even - and this beggars belief - did he resort to blaming shipments sent to that hell pit Amsterdam for his lack of wares with which to tempt me. But twas all to no avail.

Great was my resolve that terrible day and, as the skies darkened with thunder, with a cry that shook the world, I did bellow: "Get thee behind me Trouser - I shall not buy from you today!."

And with much gnashing of teeth and wailing, the one known as Paul did submit to my will. No chattles or goods passed between us, nor shekels or gold. The demon was defeated.

Great was the rejoicing among the Scooby community.

Here endeth the lesson.

David-I-was-the-first-Blows

(apologies to any who find my biblical tone irreverent)

 

LOL

 

Ohhh!!!.. the shame!!!! the shame!!!!

How will i ever live this down..I must be losing my magical del-boy powers

...and there was me thinking "go easy on poor old David.. he's just paid for a cam belt service"

he he

Thanks for coming down mate anyway

Cheers

(a dejected) Trouser

 

Oh, how the mighty have fallen








[Edited by DJ Dunk - 4/10/2002 12:45:59 PM]