Today a freind of mine was giving it "BEANS" down the Windor Relief Road. he's in a Porker Turbo chasing another Porker (As you do....)

Black RS4 gets caught in the way and moves over. Two Porkers go flying past and then all of a sudden the RS4 gets behind my mate and turns on the Little blue lights from behind thegrill. You guessed it..... Rozzers!!!!

So beware of Black RS4's in the area. (clearly they are raking in the £££ from our Speeding fines)

Ps - Mate slowed right down and the Police (The Rozzers) pulled along side and gave him the

So please drive carefully so the police can stop buying Serious Motors!

Alex

 

Decent enough not to pull him over and fine him etc.

 

lucky lucky boy indeed.

using an rs4 , thats what, 60k of tax payers money?

 

dude that was funny

can i just ask i live and work in windsor and can see the relief road from work, so can i just ask was it a saloon or estate RS4

by any chance is your mates turbo a silver one with deep dish rims, and front lip spoiler, parks down by castle gym most days?

 

Sounds like he was lucky.

 

50 k off taxpayers money plus the 10-15 mpg running costs W@*kers

 

goin upin thewol i see then lol neeenawww

 

Very lucky as said..!

Two cars apparently 'racing' on the public highway usually get slaughtered. Maybe they weren't giving that much..?

Nice to hear there are at least some traffic o's with a bit of common sense..

 

Lucky Man.


Yours

Lewis


Not PS

But Lewis

Lewis Hamilton!!

 

they getting really sneaky those coppers
saw them tonight over m1 on a bridge with a mobile
you may think this not un-usuall
but it was dark think i was just under 70

 

about 4ish years ago there was a green subaru IV turbo police car in surrey - saw they had there hazard light on still coming up to the light and was going tell them but noticed the little blue squres in the back window - cheecky sods we should all go do bank jobs in police cars

 

Why on earth would you give the police an rs4 there you get the same performance if not better from an evo or impreza for half the price.

 

Yup that’s him. I down the Castle Gym every other day. The Porker is running at 450bhp. Name’s Spencer. I would have to find out again what type of RS4 it is.

A

 

ok great

i work about 6 doors down fron castle gym so see it a few times a week atleast.

have to say i am not a massive porker fan but his looks very very good.

so if you go down there you must be the 05 plate sti in crystal grey then? nice car chap very clean

 

Well spotted, that will be me. I take it that you don't drive your blue one to work as I would of clock that straight away. Although there is a nice looking Grey clasic with a cheeky little FMIC. Oh and a red Clasic thats been there for Donkey's years. I used to work at Castle Gyms part time but now I just train down there. Funnily enough I gave the Poker a run for his 70+ I was just lucky that there was an X5 in front of him keeping him from tkaing off and made me look good

Alex

 

I don't agree that the Police Officers were showing common sense in not reporting the drivers clearly involved in racing. The book should have been thrown at all those involved.

Racing is for the track, not the public highway.

Get a Grip

 

arh that reminds me i need to change my profile picture up untill last year i used to have the P1 in the profile pic but had to sell it to pay off soem debts etc etc bit of a long story.

but the grey classic witht he cheeky llittle FMIC would be me!!!

picked it up a month or so ago, had endless amounts of issues with it but finaly got it running right, not a bad spec on it too, i am off for a rolling road power test on saturday over at power engineering to see if all the hassel has been worth while.

yeah i got behind at the traffic lights at the relief road one day, and was a little cheeky gave it a little bean to see if i could tempt him to give it some beans. and i have to say it worked, just as we hit the straight he give it some and just flew. i did not even bother A) as my car was runnig like a bag of nails as i had only had it a few weeks by then. B) due to using bob rawle and chattin about his porker, my mere 270bhp at the time would not come close to the 400+ he had under his right foot lol

 

The first time I ever sat in an Impreza was in the back seat of an unmarked dark blue police MY00 turbo. The kind police officers were showing me some video footage of me on my phone on the M1 near Loughborough. This was before the ban came in so I just got a gentle slap.

Nice car I thought.

Also my best mate's in the Cambs police and his traffic colleagues say that the only car they know they can't keep up with in their souped-up saloons is a hard-driven Impreza.

 

what isa porker

 

a) a person who eats too much
b) a porsche

 

them fat boys sure can run!!

It's not allllllllll flab



A

 

you and your chav mates alex. when will you learn?

thanks for the heads up mate. how are ya?

 

No worries Dude,

I'm good mate just over worked and need a Holiday. How bout you? what have you been up to? I am however looking to go to the "Ring" in May with a mate if your up for it. Just a couple for a couple of days. I'm hoping to have my new Toy by then but I doubt it

Boys & their Toys!

 

i'm ok mate. i've not been up too much mate. same old really.
with a few trips to pod chucked in here and there
i like the sound of the ring. well the road trip to it anyway.
i dont do bends as you already know
i'll pm ya me number mate. i changed it from the old one and forgot to send
you the new one before i got rid of it.

 

alex you pm me mate. i see now you dont allow pm

 

Don't I ????????

well of course not, especially not from classics


I'll just change the settings...oops

Alex

 

PM's are working now. Well they should now.

 

Most of the decent fast cars aren't purchased by plod. They get them from this new? power the Government gave them to confiscate the proceeds of crime. So don't spend so much on purchase can therefore run them for a couple of years at 10-15 mpg. Cheaper than buying a new one.

 

they still aint you nutter

i'll email ya later when i'm on msm mate

 

OK ok ok, it's now working asi tried it myself.

Alex