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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 05:40 PM
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Default poor old richard madeley

from this



to this



the years have been kind

he could paint her green and do a re-run of the pink windmill

Lord Shrek.........id need scaffolding and a crane to keep wood
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 05:45 PM
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Why poor Richard Madeley, he's a dog of the first order
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 06:04 PM
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Is Grotbags not Shreks mummy?
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 07:47 PM
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what're you saying shrek.... that men never grow old and obtain wrinkles ?
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 07:52 PM
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 08:08 PM
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what're you saying shrek.... that men never grow old and obtain wrinkles ?
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Maybe that's not exactly what he's saying, just that all women get ugly a lot sooner than some blokes.
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 08:13 PM
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I feel sorry for her half the time, having to put up with such a t*@t, both at work and home
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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I feel sorry for her half the time, having to put up with such a t*@t, both at work and home
I wasn't aware that her dress fell down that low.
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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They are as bad as each other, they get right on my ****
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 08:27 PM
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I don't like either of them, either
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I don't like either of them, either
Madeley can be a bit pretentious not too keen on him neither, either
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Originally Posted by Spoon
I wasn't aware that her dress fell down that low.
.... God forbid !!
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Maybe that's not exactly what he's saying, just that all women get ugly a lot sooner than some blokes.

In your dreams
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
In your dreams
I rest my case.
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:14 PM
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Indeed
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Indeed
Nice to see a female agreeing too.

Please note the original answer and not one that might be edited later.
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:19 PM
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:32 PM
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madeley made a catastrophic decision during the early 80s to marry somebody 30 years his senior

obviously the age gap didnt worry him at the time

all was good during the 80s but with time came the inevitable

subsidence of her chin into her neck

here is another prime example of female erosion from coronation street

stick a lightsaber in her hand, paint her green and finnigan could be a double at a star wars convention

Lord Shrek....BEHOLD the eighth wonder of the world is here in the UK.....Richard Madeley can still get a wood
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He is vile



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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:53 PM
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you gonna be King Shrek or what?
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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:58 PM
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When you look like this, Judy is not really that bad

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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:01 AM
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Can you not post pictures of me - I may have to pay for plus membership so I can infract you
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:02 AM
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FB, I know what you look like
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:17 AM
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Yeah - you just posted my piccy
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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Ahh, so you are Shrek
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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Shhhhhhh.... no-one else knows
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:37 AM
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FB, are you fat?
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:44 AM
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Bubbinator? Are you a ginger pretending to be elderly and blond(e)?
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Bubbinator? Are you a ginger pretending to be elderly and blond(e)?
Are you trying to get me on a techno-calamity?
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:49 AM
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Anyway, I'm NOT elderly, I'm "rich in transferable lore"
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