tee hee

 

Imagine doing the whole day at 56mph. 300 miles around Donington on 1 tank of petrol
Chuck

 

Seriously what will happen if we are scuppered for fuel any one got a number to call to find out about refunds etc.

Easy Now

John is your Jag AWD

 

Ha ha

Me mate Jack straw has stitched you lot up like a bunch of kippers.

Still I was really looking forward to taking my 24 Litre Quadripple supercharged, High fuel jag to Donno and wiping the floor with you lot.

But I don't think it will happen now fuel is selling like condoms in Amsterdam.

See ya Mugs

Big John

 

He he he

Quite a good point actually the garage at Lavendar Hill was going to be Dry by Fri/Sat with fuel not being delivered until Sat. And my local Shell and BP are Chokka.

 

Just taking the one Jag John?
Wife not going then?

Make sure that you wear an open faced helmet, we do not want a repeat performance of last time - remember the full face one filling up with your dribble/drool and you nearly drowning. One second thoughts borrow a full face one, glue the strap in place and seal up the the visor. Your chubby face shouls stop any emmisions escaping

Lots of luv

Paul xxx

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Only an idea, but Donington sell fuel in the circuit. If they can let people know that they can fill up before leaving the confines of the circuit perhaps that would solve the problem.

Yex

 

Yex, good plan, can you tell me which fuel company runs the station at Donno? Looking for Sponsership for the Children in Need thing being done by Pete Croney and John Felstead.

 

Don't know I'll ask my Chauffer, hang on

Yes All wheel drive, all wheel steer, all that and only 56 gallons to the mile.

 

Just rang Donno, and they will supply fuel for cars for use on the track, phew.

Eat that 2 jags, ya F4t B4rSteward

 

Johnny-boy,

Is that 56 gallons to the mile as a result of you being in the vehicle at the time?

I should go out on the town with you. Id be beating the birds off with a sh4tty stick



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Blubs

I may be fat, but I would out do you on the birds, I have an enormous todger, I would out drink you, enourmous belly, and out drive you on the way home, enormous Chauffer.

He he he

Big John

 

Will there be a pig roast afterwards?
Johnny P do not get too close to the fire eh?

How would you know if you have an enormous todger - when was the last time you saw it chubby? - Oh no, I feel a Mandelson moment coming (oh er!!!)

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No but there could be a spit roast if you bring your lass along

 

Can't believe it! the muppets round hear have already drained the savacenter of SUL, and UL looks to be running low... barriers in place etc... here we go again!

 

You could bring your missus - they could close the services and carve lumps off her *** to feed the thousands of hungry motorists

Bring it on fat boy!

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He he he

At least we can have a laugh eh?

Anyway my mate Tony wants to know whether he should get his son an Evo 6 or an STi 6, he has heard that Evo is better on Track, I need answers please?

 

May i suggest that Tone (that what his mates call 'im don't you know) waits 'till his son is out of rehab - taxi vouchers may be a good option for his trainee wino of a son. Don't forget the sick bags whatever he does


JP shouldn't you be doing something to help with flood emergency - may i suggest putting on some Khaki overalls and offering yourself as ready made wall of sandbags.
Do not forget the cork!
Lookin' forward to the next election - are you?

Paul

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Paul,

Sorry I don't know the name of the supplier, but I'm sure if you rang the circuit they would let you know, and no I don't have that number either

Yex

 

Mr Prescott,

You may have an enormous todger, but how long is it since you saw it?

 

To answer your thread title "Whats the likelyhood of us Going to Donno with the Fuel and rain"

May i suggest that you just take 'fuel' with you leave the rain at home.

Yes i know - it is like humour only not as funny.



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I may not have seen it for a while, but remeber theres an awful lot of weight behind it

Anyway you saddos looks like Donnos sorted out your fuel problem, my hi fuel jag will make sure that I get the lions share on the day though he he he.

 

Gents,

Just remember that Donno will likely be charging about £1 - £1. 15 a litre if my memory serves me right!

Matt

 

Ho ho ho ho

And don't I know it. Right I'm off to tax Donno some more.

 

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Big John[/quote]

Does it still count when it's on your head?

 

This is what i call entertainment keep it rolling fat boy.

 

No but it counts when its in your mothers mouth.

 

Jeez, not you aswell.

I think I'm gonna have to start a spreadsheet to keep track

 

he he

I don't think you could buy a computer with enough RAM and a Big enough Hard disk to hold all the names

 

I'll send you the spec of mine. You can transfer your 'list' and still have enough space for your weekly foodbill.

.........but then again

blubs