Hi all,

Is it just me or the area I live in (Cambs), or is every scooby a magnet for thoughless morons who have to park next to you and put dents in your car when opening their doors? I've collected no less than 3 dents in the last year from such ar**holes, even though I always park as far away from anything else as possible. If it's not that, it's next doors bloody cat climbing on the bonnet to get the heat from the intercooler scoop during the winter- cleans it's fur too, so I'm left with muddy pawprints and fur stuck everywhere!!
Is it really worth having nice things anymore? Arghhhhh!!!

Solutions on a postcard, please

Si

 

Shoot the cat.

 

cant do much about the parking dings, but may i suggest one of these to cure the cat problem

 

Say, that's a fine looking weapon!
It'd come in handy for offing pigeons (who crap on my car) too!

Hmm

 

The best thing about cats on your bonnet is if you try and scare them off they use there claws to launch themselves off.

 

a head shot with the above mentioned would see that problem off.

the new problem your left with is cleaing the brains from the gaps in the intercooler lol



john

 

MR&PC - you a member?

 

 

little ******* !!
next door neighbours cat used to do that..could see the muddy paw prints all over the bonnet...

cat disappeared one day

 

yeah, thats what we like to see, problems erased pmsl

 

Didn't call on this guy did you ?

 

well lets just say there are some big woods behind my house


here kitty, kitty

*thud*

bag
evening stroll
job done

 

So what happens when you aren't standing guard waving the BFG in your full Camouflage?

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Produc...er/0423106.htm

might prove handy.

I got a battery powered one from ebay with a movement sensor which stops my garden being a cat toilet.

 

once the hunter gatherer instinct sets in, you will be there till the bitter end.......... of the cat lol



john

 

Cuban! That's the sort of thing I'm after, wire it to my Sigma to come on when the alarm is activated. Job done, thanks Aquanaut.

Maybe not the most satisfying solution, but as Mr Han said, '...it takes more than you think to be totally ruthless.' or something like that.

I really DO like that gun!

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