ive just looked up from writing crap on here and what do i see
A flamming mouse in my house. I tryed to catch it with my collender and whacked it on the head by mistake and killed the poor little bugger

I feel really crap now

 

How can you whack it by mistake?
In defence!
Got ya!

 

i was trying to trap it in the collender and it head poped out whilst i put it over it.

Im a killer


It was trying to attack me first tho.....

 

You are a killer alright.
You will be in a frying pan when you finally end up in hell
There will be that mouse sitting on a throne,showing his sharp teeth,laughing his head off and saying-"Ha,ha!I shall fry you until you are nice and crispy.Then I will chuck you into Muppets to the vultures"

 

nnoooooooooo please not the muppets. is there a mouse god i can prey to and try a get forgiveness?


Have you had these visions before turbo? cause it was quite a good description.

 

You don't know much about my visions but you will!Sooner or,later
I know that God Ganesh sits on a tiny mouse or a rat despite of being really fat
That mouse is sacred too.Never a baddy
The one you killed will be,though

 

im either getting really tired or you really are spouting some crap tonight


I feel bad about the mouse it squeeled when i trapped its little tail. I think i need threapy.

 

What did you expect? A Galsworthy script for Ace Ventura thread?
You do threap alright.I can threap you for that

BTW, i feel sorry for the mouse
Not you

 

but but, i didnt mean to kill the little thing. it was an accident.
I wanted it to survive and do things that mouses do. What do they do?

I didnt mean any harm in what i wrote im just a bit slow at times.

 

But you did harm the innocent mouse
Sorry,mate,you will be punished up there

 

keep snakes as pets - you'll never have another rodent in your house then

 

So which was it, I don't think we're seeing the whole truth What were you going to do once it was trapped under the collander? Get down to the hardware shop and buy some proper traps.

 

We have got a mouse which lives under the washing machine. He comes out at night and Mrs Leslie gives him some cheese to eat !

Les

 

Be warned Les... that cute mouse will multiply into hundreds of the little ***** if you aint careful......

 

She won't feed it when it chews through the cable and she has to do the washing by hand for a week.

 

And they just arent that into cheese, Strawberry Nutri Grain did the trick when we got overrun with the buggers, humane trap was all we had, got p1ssed off with taking them for a walk and letting them go so took to flushing them down the bog, cruel but effective, I was all animal friendly at the time but when one falls out of the ceral box when you have your breakfast, its war.

I know how you are feeling, you will get over it, however,

Had to dispatch a wood Pigeon the other day, young one, cat victim, badly mauled. Picked it up, inspected it and it was deciding where to put it in terms of a box, then I realised it would just die slowly and painfully, considered the RSPCA but to be honest it was fooked so I wrung its neck there and then, it had more life left in it than I thought and it made me feel sick with all the crunching but it did the trick, just hope none of the neighbours were looking out !

Felt **** at work all day thinking about it, I think I surprised myself.

 

We use a humane trap and release them outside, probably takes them all of 15 minutes to find their way back.

Les

 

You will want to find where the mouse got into the house otherwise went it comes to autumn winter time you will get loads more. I had the problem with mice getting in but it stopped when I plugged the hole with wire mesh and some expanding foam they tried to eat through the foam but it then fell silent.

 

We domesticated a cobra of the same nature in India.He lived in our garden under a guava tree.My mum used to give him a bowl of milk every day.
He sorted all the rats and mice out in our area
We were not to blame either.If one holy creature kills another holy creature,not our fault.
But this Watto is going to be punished up there for killing an innocent mouse!

 

i didnt mean to do it, please forgive me mouse gods, PLEASE

 

are you a man or a mouse???

(obviously if your a woman then this reply is going to make me look a tw@t)

 

Im a bloke. I think, ive got ***** and ****

Any how will i suffer a bad after life now. Sent to mouse heaven being totured with collenders?

 

What goes around, comes around......

baby mouse1:"where's mummy?"
baby mouse2:"I don't know, but I'm so hungery"
baby mouse3:"don't worry, she'll be back soon...."

 

christ. I feel really bad now. How do i tell the mouses children?

 

You just wait till daddy Mouse gets home!

 

where did you come from?

 

I am but a mousenger do not shoot the Mousenger

 

At least you know you aint got rats, yet !

 

Give it time

depends what the bloody cats fancy bringing in.

 

oo!!! lookie here....