Are there any fit male scooby drivers in Liverpool? I'm looking for a hard fast ride

 

I,m a fat male scooby driver from Bootle will I do

 

well i do like big boys.

 

I'm only into big girls.I need know your weight before we go any further

 

I've been told I'm a real handful.

 

Weight please

 

off to the muppets with this one eh.......



perhaps you should post a pic of yourself, so that we can see which side of 20 clem you are


jonh

 

what must I weight for?

 

what is a "clem," jonh?

 

where waiting?

 

stone lol

 

This thread is no good without pics, LARD AR$E

 

av seen the adverts in the back of nuts, and your user name sounds like its from the back of there...


You know the only....


Loney 60 yr old house wife, bored with husband seek young...............


al not get into the rest of it lol


john

 

what language is "clem?"

 

dont worry your self about small points like that one, its a local thing.


The point in question still stands..........

 

Talking about muppets........................think Miss Piggy!!!

 

Do you look like Miss Piggy??.....Ewwwwww

By the was the only Subaru drivers in liverpool are the ones, who have just TWOC'd it

 

if they stop, the five o will gain to much ground on em.


plus, its gonna take a seriously tuned version to drag a little fatty round like miss piggy lol



come on then, wheres the pic, and no cartoons thanks



john

 

What does TWOC mean?
My boyfriend nearly suffocated last night and I'll let you guess how!!!!

 

I aint having no chubby bum in my Scoob

1, Petrol consumption is much worse

2, never fit in my seats

3,don't want no sweaty crack marks on my interior

4,suspension is low enough anyway,tyre rub on the arches is a

 

Pete, Is that you yet again??

 

there's no fooling you

 

I dont care if it is pete I'm up for it! I'm a near Liverpool Lad!!

Hard and fast sounds about right too, maybe just fast

 

Don't wear a watch, you might have to fish it back out again

 

Hey, hey, hey..... Calm Down.... Calm Down

 

no need!

 

What do you mean no need?

 

I dont mind travelling down to Liverpool for a bit of thrustygusset !!
I,ll sort your undercarriage out for you.

 

what do you mean and what with?

 

i've just found Pete's watch! Pete, come and claim it. I'm jusat down the M62.If you floor it you'll be here just in time for me to go to bed.