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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:17 PM
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http://www.potn.co.uk/-_c5211_6366_p1617000.htm

Fake dump valve,

Click the video... sit back and smile
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:21 PM
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Wow sounds like SSSSSHHHEEEEEEE-IT to my ears
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:27 PM
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OH MY GOD how many 1.1 fiestas and corsa's are gonna have them
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:36 PM
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You know something??????????????

It's better than actually fitting a REAL one!!!

Pete
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:36 PM
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You got one on order then pete?
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 11:20 AM
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HAHA - that's hilarious...what next a 'discreet' external 500W P.A system under the bonnet booming out Wagners 'Ride of the Valkeries'...
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 11:32 AM
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hahaha, ****ing hell!! who is going to buy them!! it's a joke.
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 12:10 PM
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All it does is make silly noises. Daft.

Then again, there's loads of Kevs on here who've got vta dump valves, and all they do is make silly noises as well.
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 12:38 PM
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Funny as ****

Or is that Sad as ****
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 03:09 PM
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its the way you gotta rag the engine to get a pissy hiss
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 03:14 PM
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Still laughing now,pure sh*t

Mac
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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sounds like darth vader goin the toilet,,,brilliant!!!!!!
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 03:56 PM
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'turn up the volume for the loudest dump ever!!' you aint f*cking wrong I would shat if I spent 150 sheets on that! Just for research who reckons dump valves are ****e even when placed on a piece of Sti kit?
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 04:46 PM
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Just sounds like his tyres are deflating as he drives along. I bet they fly off the shelves.
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 04:52 PM
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You no longer have to pay thausands for a turbo conversion to get the noise PMSL!

Note the "people who bought this utter ****e also bought" section at the bottom, guess what small french car these people driver?
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 05:49 PM
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Think the best bit is how hard he rags that daft lookin shed and how slow it goes.

Then makes the weirdest noise ever, doesnt even sound like a VTA
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 06:16 PM
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u know theyre gonna sell loads tho dont ya lol it`l be wastegate chatter and anti lag speakers next u watch.
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 07:50 PM
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That is "DUMP"
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 07:59 PM
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I suppose it was only a matter of time until some numb nut realised there's plenty more of his type out there.

People who have VTA's on turbo's are a bit confused. Having it on a car that can't VTA, is similar to the blue lighted windscreen squirter conversion. Utter sh!te.

Bet they sell 1000's
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 08:07 PM
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Someones going to make money then, whose the fool
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 08:07 PM
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Ordered

4-6 weeks delivery time though
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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sounds like me after a few beers and a bloody good curry
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 09:01 PM
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Iv heard one or two of these around as he comes off the pedal it makes a funny noise and i know it's not air being sent out, as it's a non turbo..

Last edited by killa; Jan 19, 2006 at 09:14 AM.
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 11:08 PM
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rafpmsl, thats so bad its **** funny
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