BIG Loud Exhausts??

Clear Indicator Lenses??

CockLinks and other mickey mouse things to try and impress your mates??

Dump Valves that go "WHOOOOOOSH I'm a Dick"??

BIG Spoilers??

Speed Trap Detectors, that don't work!??

Speeding EVERYWHERE??

Me, I reckon I outgrew all that childish stuff at about 19 .....................

Pete

ps. OK, maybe at 23 ..... but I was a late developer!!

 

48 years of sheer bordom eh Pete...............

 

I think that secretly, you just wish you were young again, you old git

 

But Pete why outgrow them? Life would be boring.

 

Wow your busy tonight Pete, been at the Sanatogen?

Personally I like being a being a big kid, just got more money to spend on big toys these days

Loud exhausts rule

 

 

Excellent!!!

Pete

 

 

 

One of the Village People??

Hmmmmm, bet he's got Gold Wheels on his Fat Boy Harley!!

Pete

 

 

gonna have a crack at this for a laugh



BIG Loud Exhausts?? - not sure, the one i picked was the most quiet full performance system that delivers , the 3" revolution system, pretty quiet for scoobys to be fair

Clear Indicator Lenses?? - crashed the car and the clears from ebay were much cheaper then the standerd orange ones from subaru - winner!!

CockLinks and other mickey mouse things to try and impress your mates?? - no cocklinks in sight

Dump Valves that go "WHOOOOOOSH I'm a Dick"?? - hate these with a passion

BIG Spoilers?? - stuck with the standerd spoiler for 3 years until i recently swapped for sumthing else, purely to help the car stand out more (its used as a buisness advert) i have kept the standerd one for refitment

Speed Trap Detectors, that don't work!?? - never ever bought one

Speeding EVERYWHERE?? - im cutting back and i only do it past old peoples homes and the odd school now

 

I've got BIG exhaust, clear indicators and a dump valve on my P1 and I'm a 40 year old solicitor. Hope I never outgrow it!! Because then I would be a boring old fart like .......?

 

lol.......good for you sir....

 

Ooooh do you give good discounts for scoobynetters

 

I'm actually a WOMAN, does that make it even worse that I'm a petrolhead????

 

Siress.....

 

Soulgirl - Discounts on what? I do criminal law, so I don't discount anything!
I am a solicitor working in a magistrates' court sending scumbag car thieves etc to prison.
Don't do divorces, house sales etc.

 

keep up the good work

 

Pete, when will you outgrow breathing, and leave us in peace???

 

When £350 of Piper exhaust system rusted and fell to bits in less than 2 years....I was 19.

A harsh lesson that most aftermarket "performance" parts are indeed quite the opposite in both quality, reliability, longevity and performance gains. Further ingrained by fast roads pads that didn't work when cold which nearly killed me - even though their advertising clearly stated and still does: "good bite from cold"

 

I don't think there is ever any need to outgrow performance parts.


Mabye when im older with a family i will tone down a bit lol... but otherwise why have a perfornace car which is subtle.... ?

Why block up the exhaust system?
Why not release the excess air?
Why not improve the look?


If no... go and buy a Focus or a Mondeo... not a performance car!

Lol..... maybe when my hearing gets bad i will stick wit a standard exhaust etc..lol

 

Why block up the exhaust system?

Strange that .... I can't remember blocking up the exhaust??

Why not release the excess air?

Just a guess .... doesn't it knacker your engine?? as well as making you look a right wally??

Why not improve the look?

Who to?? The local Council Estate tarts and tartlets??

You are clearly 17 years old and have a Nova with a stick-on scoop ..... which is OK, but this is a grown-up thread .................

Pete

 

And after I helped you on the other 'serious' thread!!

You changed your nappy now, after seeing your CockLink show a RED light!! ??

Pete

 

me. well im 49 with three grown up kids and two grand children and i have not out grown any of it i love my loud exhaust,the flames it kicks out the bangs that go with it ,clear indicators and all the rest of it .Its my life my car and i am going to enjoy it for as long as i can ,and i dont give a To** what any body else thinks . lifes too short so make the most of what you have
Gary

 

At 49 you really 'should' have grown up by now!!

Pete

 

do you do anything else but put up stupid posts to wind people up ?
looking at the number of posts i dont think so
i bet you dont drive your car because your a keyboard warrior spending all your time searching this site looking to wind people up
grow up
used to have a bloke in the pub like you .....& he got a kicking
dont see him now ???

 

you had all that **** on your Ford model T????
fookin ell i thought they were new inventions

your question should have been ...
When did you outgrow the slowness of cars and grow up and get a superbike

 

Superb! What a satisfying career you have

Bwaahaaaahaaaaaa

 

Im just beginning to grow into these things now at 25.


So my guess is it will be some time before i grow out of them.