just watching his new advert on the box..... makes me chuckle eveytime...

 

One of the great natural comedians.

Les

 

He ain't my Daddy

 

He isn't playing games either!

 

Have you seen his latest video/dvd? PMSL at it. Well worth watching.

 

Live at the Bolton Albert Halls?

Openly wept on several occasions and wine came down my nose during his rendition of Danny Boy......

 

Garlic Bread????

 

carry joking.......

 

Peter Kay is a funny man but is nowhere near as good as the lad who plays Spencer in Phoenix Nights.

In standup Spencer is the funniest person I have ever seen (legendary Bill Hicks aside of course). His name is Daniel Kitson and if you get an opportunity to see him you MUST take it.

 

Cheese? Cake?

 

me nana thinks she will burn in hell if she says lesbian

 

Put big light on.

 

emergency chairs

 

Have tha nowt moist ?

 

one of the funniest lines ive ever heard came from peter kay.
he was talking about xtras in crime watch progs and said there was an old man 'shaking like a sh*tting dog' i fell off the sofa

 

Peter Kay is a genius and IMO the funniest man around these days.

Phoenix Nights is without doubt the best programme ever (except the Dukes Of Hazard!) because it's Northern!

Max n Paddy from series I, something along the lines of

Paddy " Prostitutes in Amsterdam are dead rough, the last one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink"

Max " What?, you took your Dad!"

Absolute class.

 

Max & Paddy are fantastic. The episode were they're going to France for the cheap booze and his phone rings and comes up "Ironside" had me in stitches

 

you won't feel t'benefit

 

Have you seen the merchandise you can get on't DVD!
A "Booked it packed it - fooked off" beach towel and a "Garlic?......Bread?" apron