Notices
Computer & Technology Related Post here for help and discussion of computing and related technology. Internet, TVs, phones, consoles, computers, tablets and any other gadgets.

AOL Support - Made me laugh!!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 06 October 2003, 02:55 PM
  #1  
IanW
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
IanW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 21,865
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Red face

I had to laugh last night!

I was on the phone to a friend who was having internet connection problems like you do. Was speaking to her, asking her what AOL had asked her to do.

And one of the things they told her to do was to Defragment the hard drive!. At this point I was LMAO!!

Several hours on the phone later, I had the modem and everythnig working again, but was unable to connect to AOL using their dial up numbers, yet was able to connect to another ISP without any problems.

AOL today then told her to put comma's inbetween each of the numbers that were being dialled! Like thats going to sort out a handshake/authentication problem!
Old 06 October 2003, 03:55 PM
  #2  
zhastaph
Scooby Regular
 
zhastaph's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Isle of Wight
Posts: 2,720
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

They got a little list on their wall that the 'monkeys' read off.

Item number 1 is usually replace the modem.

What's a chap of your esteem doin using AOHell? You'll be moving to MSN next

... a friend is using ...
Yeah right!
Old 06 October 2003, 04:20 PM
  #3  
what would scooby do
Scooby Senior
 
what would scooby do's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 52 Festive Road
Posts: 28,311
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

That's why AOL is known as ******** On Line

Old 06 October 2003, 04:57 PM
  #4  
Gedi
Scooby Regular
 
Gedi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 932
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

The worst thing is......you don't even get a true internet connection with AOL!!! They conveniently forget to mention this to would be users.

I think they should have to declare this to all customers before they sign up.
Old 06 October 2003, 05:06 PM
  #5  
Fuzz
Scooby Regular
 
Fuzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Under your bonnet
Posts: 9,173
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Please explain Gedi ?

would love to know this

(a workmate has just signed up to them after my advise not to, hell what do i know )

Andy
Old 06 October 2003, 05:07 PM
  #6  
Nicks VR4
Scooby Regular
 
Nicks VR4's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,165
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

err herm
I use AOL Broadband and have no problems so far
Don't like AOL's interface to much apart from music or video downloads
So use IE v6 for browsing and a little GUI to use transfer emails to and from Outlook
Old 06 October 2003, 05:12 PM
  #7  
beemerboy
Scooby Regular
 
beemerboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Essexville
Posts: 4,391
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Several hours on the phone later, I had the modem and everything working again
several hours?? lol (did you suggest a defrag too?)

BB
Old 06 October 2003, 05:33 PM
  #9  
Mr.Cookie
Scooby Regular
 
Mr.Cookie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: www.mrcookie.co.uk
Posts: 5,757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Knowing Ian several hours chatting up would be more likely
Old 06 October 2003, 06:12 PM
  #10  
IanW
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
IanW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 21,865
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

What's a chap of your esteem doin using AOHell?
I dont I use Blueyonder with a nice proper ethernet connection to my router! none of this USB rubbish!
Old 06 October 2003, 06:14 PM
  #11  
IanW
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
IanW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 21,865
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wink

several hours?? lol (did you suggest a defrag too?)
We were talking about other things besides the computer problems
Old 06 October 2003, 06:27 PM
  #12  
beemerboy
Scooby Regular
 
beemerboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Essexville
Posts: 4,391
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

... I betchaaaaa!!!

lol

Old 06 October 2003, 07:07 PM
  #13  
Mr.Cookie
Scooby Regular
 
Mr.Cookie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: www.mrcookie.co.uk
Posts: 5,757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

We were talking about other things besides the computer problems

Nails, lip gloss, men etc etc
Old 06 October 2003, 10:17 PM
  #14  
calgonis
Scooby Regular
 
calgonis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 94
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

>AOL today then told her to put comma's inbetween each of the >numbers that were being dialled! Like thats going to sort out a >handshake/authentication problem!

Its not as mad as it seems.. 2 comma's at the end of the phone number puts a 1 second delay before the modem at the users end tries to start negotiation. As all hardware seems to not follow strict rules of negotiation and timing.
Recently I was testing some Ericsson kit dial up chassis that my parents had been dialing upto for months without a problem.. after an IOS upgrade my parents could no longer connect. Turned out that the IOS upgrade had changed the timing on the authentication between the dial up chassis and their modem and after some guess work I realised that delaying the modems authentication by 1 sec fixed the problem.

Andrew


Old 06 October 2003, 11:50 PM
  #15  
Gedi
Scooby Regular
 
Gedi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 932
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Please explain Gedi ?
You are not given a ppp connection. You sit behind AOL's proxies on their private network.

This has many many disadvantages of which I will not go into here apart from the fact that AOL users will find that services that are available to users given a true connection will not be available to AOL users.

Why? because many system admins (me included) of anything from corporate networks to web site admins will block AOL (and similar) at the firewall. Its just not worth the hastle of tracking AOL users who may be annoyances as hundreds of users my be accessing the internet via the same proxy, thus the same IP address.

Unfortunatly, the legitimate users have to suffer because of the skript kiddies.
Old 07 October 2003, 05:52 PM
  #16  
P1Fanatic
Scooby Regular
 
P1Fanatic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Arborfield, Berkshire
Posts: 12,387
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Loads of ISP's use proxys to cut down on bandwidth. Every customer on NTL uses their transparent caches without knowing it unless they manually set it themselves.

Simon.
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Frizzle-Dee
Essex Subaru Owners Club
13
09 March 2019 07:35 PM
Pro-Line Motorsport
Car Parts For Sale
11
21 November 2015 06:08 PM
An0n0m0us
Computer & Technology Related
0
28 September 2015 09:58 PM
Pro-Line Motorsport
Car Parts For Sale
0
27 September 2015 11:18 AM



Quick Reply: AOL Support - Made me laugh!!



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:09 PM.