One day a trucker walks into a bar.
While entering he murmurs to himself : “ bloody Scooby driver, bloody Scooby driver ! “
And after saying this he spits on the floor.
He sits down on a table, the waiter comes over and he says: “ A bag of crisps and a beer,
bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! “
The waiter just raises his browns and notes the order.
While the man waits for his crisps and drink, he says again: “ bloody Scooby driver! “
and spits fiercly on the floor.
This goes on and on and every “bloody Scooby driver! “ is followed by him spitting on the floor.
The guests in the bar already become restless, as the waiter comes over to the man.
He says to him : “please, refrain from the " bloody Scooby driver “ and the spitting around, you gonna chase away my customers ! “

The man again : “ bloody Scooby driver, I can’t help myself * spit * ! ”

The waiter : “ Why is that then ? “

The man : “ Well, listen and I’ll tell you, bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! “

This morning I am driving along the motorway in my 7.5 ton truck when i come into a spin, I slide into a ditch and get stuck, absolutely no chance of coming out “ bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! “
At this moment this bloody Scooby driver pulled up and asked me if he could help me with his bloody Scooby by pulling me out !
I said to him : “ If you can do that I’ll give you a ******* and swallow the lot ! “
“ bloody Scooby driver * spit * ! ”

 

Mean while... back in the REAL world.

 

stuttgart boy - email wurzel NOW or ring me on +49 1628614730 That is if you are in stuttgart germany... We have a meet this weekend!

Neal

 

LMASOARAOTF

 

LOL

 

makes a change from being cut up by a HGV

 

Now,now less of that,were not all bad