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Stuart H the "Impreza communtiy copper" left his security guard job in Wimbledon Woolworths after he was ritually abused by members of said community for being an utter fant(****)ist [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Couldn't pay for the pleasure so did a bunk, no doubt impersonating a police officer on another unsuspecting internet car community
Talking of fantasists did you hear the one about the new copper? Well he was too fat to pass his fitness and to thick to pass the exam, so now a "copper in the council" staring at CCTV
Told the great community he was a real copper, how sad.
These frauds and fantasists should be figures of fun but they cost the gullible (such as old trusting me ) money.
Great Internet Impreza community [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Couldn't pay for the pleasure so did a bunk, no doubt impersonating a police officer on another unsuspecting internet car community
Talking of fantasists did you hear the one about the new copper? Well he was too fat to pass his fitness and to thick to pass the exam, so now a "copper in the council" staring at CCTV
Told the great community he was a real copper, how sad.
These frauds and fantasists should be figures of fun but they cost the gullible (such as old trusting me ) money.
Great Internet Impreza community [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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Dave,
Fantasy Island? Starring Harj as Tattoo?
Anyone see the similarity?
Edited to add disclaimer
: this is in NO WAY a personal attack on a member of the community it is meant as a bit of humour, whether true or false I shall leave the viewers to make their minds up (hint it's not a lie ) just in case on this beautiful friday morning, some of the mods left their sense of humour at home and came to work with a big dose of PC 
[Edited by CraigH - 4/4/2003 9:45:21 AM]
Fantasy Island? Starring Harj as Tattoo?
Anyone see the similarity?
Edited to add disclaimer
: this is in NO WAY a personal attack on a member of the community it is meant as a bit of humour, whether true or false I shall leave the viewers to make their minds up (hint it's not a lie ) just in case on this beautiful friday morning, some of the mods left their sense of humour at home and came to work with a big dose of PC [Edited by CraigH - 4/4/2003 9:45:21 AM]
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Talking of fantasists did you hear the one about the new copper? Well he was too fat to pass his fitness and to thick to pass the exam, so now a "copper in the council" staring at CCTV
http://bbs.22b.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000866.html
[Edited by carl - 4/4/2003 8:52:14 PM]
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Hi Guys.
Been a very long time, I must say!
I was never one to keep my mouth shut, nor one to avoid tackling things head on.
I failed to get into the Police for being as described as "Too Fat"
I fell at the last hurdle.This was at the very last stage, after passing everything apart from one section of the fitness. Anyone who has done the Police recruitment process will know exactly what it is like
So I took another option and joined the Special Constabulary and took a role within the support staff, firstly as a Detention Oficer and now as part of the CCTV unit employed by the Police (I get to spy on people and am responsible for all officer safety and offences on my patch)
As far as the Specials go, I have done many hours to help me with my planned career within the Police (Caught car thieves, drunk drivers serious assaults, domestic violence, bad RTC's etc etc and helped with the Milly Dowler Murder Investigation-Was on Sky News in January)This has been a fantastic grounding for what I wanted to do all my life and also great fun. I also met my Girlfriend Kelly during this time who is a financial investigative officer in the Drugs Fraud team for my force. We also now have our own home and are doing very well.
Last year we took my first proper holiday for 5 years abroad with Kellys family who treated us to the Maldives/Dubai and Sri Lanka.
I am now just the fitness test away from joining up and doing loads at the gym and dieting (Atkins is not fun) to achieve my goal.
Its been a very hard couple of years, but despite everything I am alive and well. We also have a new car which may hold its own at a meet or two once its broken in
Kelly would quite like to see the 'Ring'.
Maybe see you soon
Ron
Been a very long time, I must say!
I was never one to keep my mouth shut, nor one to avoid tackling things head on.
I failed to get into the Police for being as described as "Too Fat"
I fell at the last hurdle.This was at the very last stage, after passing everything apart from one section of the fitness. Anyone who has done the Police recruitment process will know exactly what it is like
So I took another option and joined the Special Constabulary and took a role within the support staff, firstly as a Detention Oficer and now as part of the CCTV unit employed by the Police (I get to spy on people and am responsible for all officer safety and offences on my patch)
As far as the Specials go, I have done many hours to help me with my planned career within the Police (Caught car thieves, drunk drivers serious assaults, domestic violence, bad RTC's etc etc and helped with the Milly Dowler Murder Investigation-Was on Sky News in January)This has been a fantastic grounding for what I wanted to do all my life and also great fun. I also met my Girlfriend Kelly during this time who is a financial investigative officer in the Drugs Fraud team for my force. We also now have our own home and are doing very well.
Last year we took my first proper holiday for 5 years abroad with Kellys family who treated us to the Maldives/Dubai and Sri Lanka.
I am now just the fitness test away from joining up and doing loads at the gym and dieting (Atkins is not fun) to achieve my goal.
Its been a very hard couple of years, but despite everything I am alive and well. We also have a new car which may hold its own at a meet or two once its broken in
Kelly would quite like to see the 'Ring'.Maybe see you soon
Ron
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