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Old Jan 4, 2003 | 01:00 PM
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Lothian and Borders police officer heading from Flotterstone to Nine-MileBurn (chasing slow moving Jag XJ6) 2.25pm Friday 21st March 2003 [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

He wins the competition and there is NO DOUBT about this one I'm afraid

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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 11:53 AM
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is it

A) Women,
B) Women,
C) Women
or
D) All of the above?
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 12:08 PM
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Bloody reps in Mondeo's and Vectra's.
Trouble is they think they drive Porches and Ferraris. They come tearing up your **** on the M4 or 5 or 6 or 1 while your doing 85 and flash you out they way while on their mobiles to there next call. Then go back to the office and tell Sandra the temp who they think fancies them that they " burnt off " an Impreza in the totally misguided belief that this will empower them to get there leg over after work on Friday, while there wife is at home knitting 2.4 babies aarrgggh.
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 12:11 PM
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Dunno, but I think the majority don't live in your fair isle....
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 12:29 PM
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Easy.......van drivers [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

I believe its my fate to one day drag one of them ******* out of his cab and stomp on his head! Considering I'm not a violent person nor suffer road rage as bad as most you'll appreciate just how much I hate them [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 12:30 PM
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evilkyote.....
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 12:30 PM
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Everyone! [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 12:32 PM
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 12:46 PM
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reps in mondeos and vectras- LOL

they dont think they are driving Ferraris/Porsches (that the BMW 318 co. car drivers) they just don't give a flying **** about their cars having accidents etc. I used to drive a company mundano and from day one (14 miles on the clock) it was bouncing off the rev limiter, smashing off peoples wing mirrors etc. I didnt care if it blew up or got scratched when it did I just swapped it for another one at no cost to myself.

Of course now I drive a scoob and have grown up (a little bit) I don't do stuff like that.
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 01:22 PM
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tittiecarcar: Hummmm, Naaaah!!!! Considering I have my test for my Advanced Driving in just over a week!!!


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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 01:46 PM
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taxi drivers, scum the lot of them, not an ounce of driving skill amongst them.
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 01:59 PM
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good luck with the test coz your gonna feel like a right tit if you fail
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 02:05 PM
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Heh, I have confidence in myself to pass it!!!!

Gonna be a little nervous thou! as the examiner is a Police Driver!
Repeats thought 'Must not put foot down, must not put foot down, must not put foot down.....'

hehe!

And NotoriousREV, I definitly agree with you! My very first car, my pride joy when I was 17, was a little 1.1 litre Fiesta, and after 3 months some complete w@nker of a taxi driver decided to go through a red light and through the side of my car! B@STARD!!!! I really hate taxi drivers, especially AQUA TAXI'S!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 1, 2003 | 02:09 PM
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Wotchit Chris ya ******!
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