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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 10:07 AM
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Just thought I'd share the experience I had last night.
I was out with freinds having a mass snowball fight in a deserted field with a big car park next to it.
Once I was bored of snow running down my back I thought I'd get the Scoob and try my luck RB stylee....
What a laugh, front end nearly tuning on the spot, very little throttle, top fun
Through the cloud of snow I noticed a car pulling in the car park so I parked up. Low and behold its a Volvo cop car
They drove past me then backed up to box me in, I was preparing myself for at worst a severe bolloking......
They sat in their car for a minute or so so I got out, and approached them, attractive WPC in passenger seat rolled her window down, both her and her male colleague were laughing, I thought thank god they may be ok!

WPC What are you doing up here ?
Me I'm doing doughnuts in the snow
WPC I can see that, do you know you could rip your tyre off its rim ?
Me I know, but the snow is so packed down it just slides round
WPC Well you shouldn't really be doing it should you ?
Me I know I should know better,but I'm getting quite good now
* laughter from both coppers *
Male PC I don't blame you m8 !

With that they drove off to the cheer of my m8's.
That experience restored my faith in humanity


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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 10:41 AM
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lol you were lucky. Bet you went home with a smile on your face
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 10:52 AM
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..dude whereabouts in Surrey are you?? I've just moved to Coulsden this week...
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 10:57 AM
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Last time I did something similar 5 cars and 2 vans turned up.
Apparently some night watchman thought I was about to do a ram raid and rang 999.
Police did let me off, but after a 1/2 hour "talking" to.
Still smile about it a few years on.
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:01 AM
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I did Paul, it lasted a while

Richard, not heard of Coulsden, you must mean Coulsdon
I live in Purley, my bro lives just by Dobles ( swear word to you I know ) I take it your journey to work is a bit nicer now ?
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:09 AM
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[whisper]
..which car park??
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:14 AM
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Why can't I ever bump into Ploice Officers like these?!? Would love to have a nice chat to them instead of them looking down their noses and acting all $hitty!
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:16 AM
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Andy,

You mean the old bill in croydon are human
Can't even get the car out of the car port at the moment. The hill my road is on is a solid sheet of ice
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:18 AM
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Nice one Now tell me ... how do you do donuts? I can do em feet down on a bike, but never tried in a car ... what's the routine?
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:20 AM
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<whisper]
..which car park??
[/whisper]>
I'd like to know this too
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P.S. I dusted from an unnamed industrial estate I was having a tickle round last night before the fuzzy muff turned up. The security guards were not amused though
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:21 AM
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Richard, how well do you know Coulsdon ?
This was at the Fox in Old Coulsdon, they have 2 big car parks
We did all go and buy dinner ect in there so I don't feel to bad
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:23 AM
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You would be without doubt very brave or mad to try and get down your road chocky
Are you enjoying it ( when its not snowy ! )
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:42 AM
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Loving every minute of it!
I did have a play in a large carpark thinking that I've never had this much fun in the snow. That was until I got home

That's the joy of a 12% gradient I suppose, bl**Dy management agent told me to leave the car at the bottom of the road! Still feels strange facing 45 degrees to the way you are travelling
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:42 AM
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See! we're not all bad
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:46 AM
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Andy, Richard,

Lion green road carpark is very good at the back !!! Mind how you park though Andy

I thought car parks were private property and the police had no powers over their use ?

How about a group beer?
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:51 AM
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Police do have powers on car parks that are used by the public even though they are owned by say , asda or B&Q etc..

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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 11:54 AM
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group beer sounds good!!
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 12:01 PM
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hmmmmmmmm doughnuts and beer
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 12:08 PM
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Scooby- LOL I was in there before the fox
My bro saw the cops taking someones car apart in there the night before so I didn't stay long, it is much bigger than the fox though, just a bit to public....
I still flich when I see THAT post in the ground

Group beer for sure lads, the Rectory in Purley is a new pub, its good in there, any dates ?

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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 12:32 PM
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..wheres that then? Im good for 2nite if you boys are...
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 01:08 PM
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What sort of times????
The dearest has the car at the moment but I could pop down when she gets home.
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 01:09 PM
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Xclent story, glad to hear that it all ended in laughter and smiles for a change.

nothing like a bita donuting.

i wanted to trying it out but the morrisons car park although covered in 8" snow had a friggin HGV and trailer parked smacking the middle

try again 2nite
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 01:42 PM
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<a friggin HGV and trailer parked smacking the middle>
Whats wrong with donutting around it?
I dunno, wheres your commitment?
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 02:01 PM
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You beat me to that one Astraboy

Richard and fellow drinkers, can we do it tomorrow night ?
That works for me and Care3.......
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 02:09 PM
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Tomorrow no good for me..
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 02:18 PM
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I take it you head back to Essex at the w/e Rich ?
How about next Thursday and we advertise it ?
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 02:22 PM
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Was she fit?
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 02:55 PM
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trying to get permission to leave the house
got something planned for next thursday (more wedding arrangements) could do next wednesday though??
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 03:35 PM
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Nah I work weekends Andy - sometime next week is OK with me pref Tuesday
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Old Jan 9, 2003 | 04:11 PM
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years ago, really years ago like 22 years ago after id just passed my test i did same thing on asda car park in middle of wrexham in snow 11 am ish mid week.

car park was empty, eventually a traffic cop came, asked what i was doing, i said i had just passed test and wanted to have an idea what to do if the car slid. cop said ok and left after doing a quick lap himself
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