collared by the old bill doing doughnuts....
Just thought I'd share the experience I had last night.
I was out with freinds having a mass snowball fight in a deserted field with a big car park next to it.
Once I was bored of snow running down my back I thought I'd get the Scoob and try my luck RB stylee....
What a laugh, front end nearly tuning on the spot, very little throttle, top fun
Through the cloud of snow I noticed a car pulling in the car park so I parked up. Low and behold its a Volvo cop car
They drove past me then backed up to box me in, I was preparing myself for at worst a severe bolloking......
They sat in their car for a minute or so so I got out, and approached them, attractive WPC in passenger seat rolled her window down, both her and her male colleague were laughing, I thought thank god they may be ok!
WPC What are you doing up here ?
Me I'm doing doughnuts in the snow
WPC I can see that, do you know you could rip your tyre off its rim ?
Me I know, but the snow is so packed down it just slides round
WPC Well you shouldn't really be doing it should you ?
Me I know I should know better,but I'm getting quite good now
* laughter from both coppers *
Male PC I don't blame you m8 !
With that they drove off to the cheer of my m8's.
That experience restored my faith in humanity
I was out with freinds having a mass snowball fight in a deserted field with a big car park next to it.
Once I was bored of snow running down my back I thought I'd get the Scoob and try my luck RB stylee....
What a laugh, front end nearly tuning on the spot, very little throttle, top fun

Through the cloud of snow I noticed a car pulling in the car park so I parked up. Low and behold its a Volvo cop car

They drove past me then backed up to box me in, I was preparing myself for at worst a severe bolloking......
They sat in their car for a minute or so so I got out, and approached them, attractive WPC in passenger seat rolled her window down, both her and her male colleague were laughing, I thought thank god they may be ok!
WPC What are you doing up here ?
Me I'm doing doughnuts in the snow
WPC I can see that, do you know you could rip your tyre off its rim ?
Me I know, but the snow is so packed down it just slides round
WPC Well you shouldn't really be doing it should you ?
Me I know I should know better,but I'm getting quite good now
* laughter from both coppers *
Male PC I don't blame you m8 !
With that they drove off to the cheer of my m8's.
That experience restored my faith in humanity

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Last time I did something similar 5 cars and 2 vans turned up.
Apparently some night watchman thought I was about to do a ram raid and rang 999.
Police did let me off, but after a 1/2 hour "talking" to.
Still smile about it a few years on.
Apparently some night watchman thought I was about to do a ram raid and rang 999.
Police did let me off, but after a 1/2 hour "talking" to.
Still smile about it a few years on.
I did Paul, it lasted a while 
Richard, not heard of Coulsden, you must mean Coulsdon
I live in Purley, my bro lives just by Dobles ( swear word to you I know ) I take it your journey to work is a bit nicer now ?

Richard, not heard of Coulsden, you must mean Coulsdon

I live in Purley, my bro lives just by Dobles ( swear word to you I know ) I take it your journey to work is a bit nicer now ?
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..which car park??
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I'd like to know this too
astraboy.
P.S. I dusted from an unnamed industrial estate I was having a tickle round last night before the fuzzy muff turned up. The security guards were not amused though
..which car park??
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I'd like to know this too

astraboy.
P.S. I dusted from an unnamed industrial estate I was having a tickle round last night before the fuzzy muff turned up. The security guards were not amused though
Loving every minute of it!
I did have a play in a large carpark thinking that I've never had this much fun in the snow. That was until I got home
That's the joy of a 12% gradient I suppose, bl**Dy management agent told me to leave the car at the bottom of the road! Still feels strange facing 45 degrees to the way you are travelling
I did have a play in a large carpark thinking that I've never had this much fun in the snow. That was until I got home

That's the joy of a 12% gradient I suppose, bl**Dy management agent told me to leave the car at the bottom of the road! Still feels strange facing 45 degrees to the way you are travelling
Andy, Richard,
Lion green road carpark is very good at the back !!! Mind how you park though Andy
I thought car parks were private property and the police had no powers over their use ?
How about a group beer?
Lion green road carpark is very good at the back !!! Mind how you park though Andy

I thought car parks were private property and the police had no powers over their use ?
How about a group beer?
Scooby- LOL I was in there before the fox 
My bro saw the cops taking someones car apart in there the night before so I didn't stay long, it is much bigger than the fox though, just a bit to public....
I still flich when I see THAT post in the ground
Group beer for sure lads, the Rectory in Purley is a new pub, its good in there, any dates ?

My bro saw the cops taking someones car apart in there the night before so I didn't stay long, it is much bigger than the fox though, just a bit to public....
I still flich when I see THAT post in the ground

Group beer for sure lads, the Rectory in Purley is a new pub, its good in there, any dates ?
Xclent story, glad to hear that it all ended in laughter and smiles for a change.
nothing like a bita donuting.
i wanted to trying it out but the morrisons car park although covered in 8" snow had a friggin HGV and trailer parked smacking the middle
try again 2nite
nothing like a bita donuting.
i wanted to trying it out but the morrisons car park although covered in 8" snow had a friggin HGV and trailer parked smacking the middle

try again 2nite
years ago, really years ago like 22 years ago after id just passed my test i did same thing on asda car park in middle of wrexham in snow 11 am ish mid week.
car park was empty, eventually a traffic cop came, asked what i was doing, i said i had just passed test and wanted to have an idea what to do if the car slid. cop said ok and left after doing a quick lap himself
car park was empty, eventually a traffic cop came, asked what i was doing, i said i had just passed test and wanted to have an idea what to do if the car slid. cop said ok and left after doing a quick lap himself



