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Old Apr 10, 2002 | 04:23 PM
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Try the washer jet trick!! You better believe it. I was planning to fill it up with enough soapy water to put an Imperial Leather add to shame.

This idea just keeps getting better. Sexy black Scooby, nekkid girl draped over the bonnet and covered in soapy bubbles. At this rate the pictures will end up in Razzle rather than Max Power. I think I need to go and have a lie down.

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Old Oct 3, 2002 | 10:00 PM
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Well I think it was him... a feature in this months edition (I was round at DrEvil's lair) from the Elvington time trials.

Should the Scoob going through the handling area backwards!

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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 08:16 AM
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LOL!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 09:06 AM
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To quote Fastcar (which MATTeL bought!) -

Pic1: And this nutter...
Pic2: .. did it in reverse

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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 10:16 AM
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... yep, that sounds like John

Pity they didn't have a Pic 3 "And this nutter is most likely melting something"
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 10:19 AM
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I bought it for DrEvil becuase he was to scared to!

Shame the pics were so small, if I remember correctly though from the article it was of the few Scoobs to be shown. The did show a picture of the EVO that destroyed the diff, although no reason for it being up on ramps was given!

John's reputation is in tatters now, caught muppeting outside of the hutch and now being featured in Fast Car!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 10:24 AM
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Fecking boy racer giving us decent hard working Scoobynetters a bad name

Will go out a purchase a copy as i have no friends to blag it off of
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 10:26 AM
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I sure if DrEvil can work some technology out he could scan the images and give the appropriate source for the pictures!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 12:54 PM
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Just shows that anyone can get in there nowadays

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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 01:07 PM
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I hope everyone realises that this is only the thin end of the wedge. Soon Scoobies will be having full feature spreads in all the car jazz mags like Fast Car and Max Power with huge whale tail spoilers (I will be waiting with baited breath for the the first person to try to graft an Escort Cossie Spoiler to a Scoobie ), turbo graphics\flames down the side, 15 subwoofers and 5 amps in the boot.

Then we will have really hit the slopes. For those that think the baseball hat brigade have taken an unhealthy interest in the Scoob now, wait untill they have some pictures of a Scoob with a semi-naked women draped over the bonnet (actually that doesn't sound too bad, hmm I can see it now. My Scoob with a nekked girl on the bonnet)
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:07 PM
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Oh gawd, thats me in Jap Performance, CCC, Redline and now Fast Car. Whatever next?

If that is me, then i dont understand the nutter comment? I set my second fastest time by going through the timing beam backwards, just thought i would give it a try and see if it was faster to keep it nailed and let physics take over. Senna got pole doing this in one race, so why not me. LOL

(honest version now: i nailed it too early exiting the last corner and the only way to not wipe out the timing system was to spin it through the beam backwards, i could have scratched my paint wiping out that timing gear so that wasnt an option )

It got the attention of the timing team on the sprint course anyway.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:12 PM
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It got the attention of the timing team on the sprint course anyway
I bet it did! anyone got any video footage of that ;-)
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:31 PM
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Erm I know of two Scoobs geeting featured in Fast Car soon!

I know of another Scoob with flame graphics down the side.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:39 PM
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ive got the dvd... so could capture john erm.. moving cones.. then saying oops..

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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:48 PM
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but that would be breaching copywrite, i dont think 200plus would be too happy about that!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:51 PM
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From: Leeds - It was 562.4bhp@28psi on Optimax, How much closer to 600 with race fuel and a bigger turbo?
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any excuse

but I was aware of the above!

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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:53 PM
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there is a good lap in the wet though.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:55 PM
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15 subwoofers and 5 amps in the boot
I have 2 subs and 3 amps, an active crossover, equaliser, bass cube and PC in the boot - does that count?

Oh, and I have another sub that I need to build a box for...



Kids, eh?
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:57 PM
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2 subs and 3 amps. Paahh your obviously not trying hard enough. It's only a proper Max Power ICE install if you can shatter windows at 50 paces
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 03:05 PM
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uxg, my scoob has a had a nekkid bird draped over it, trouble was it was the missus
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 03:46 PM
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nasty habit your miisis has got that i pulled up at the traffic lights the other day she did the same thing. kit off climbing all over the bonnet!!!thought it was bad enough having your windows cleaned without being asked!!!but that takes the biscuit?
didn't half make her jump though when i sprayed the headlamp washers !!!!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 03:57 PM
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Hmm that's just given me an idea. My Scoobie, Er-indoors in the buff and a camera. Max Power here I come!

Now where's that digital Camera
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 04:02 PM
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yaeh right i'm sure you'll talk er into that!!!if you do try the washer jet trick!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 10:10 PM
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John was very fast and certainly no nutter. Spectacular to see the rear entry to the timing beam and he was moving to be just a few tenths off his best of many laps in the slalomn.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 11:47 PM
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well thats a disapointment. the pic they refer to is 2 of puff, just putting them in sequence the wrong way FFS.

There is one of my car, but nothing special.

Cant believe i bought that trash.

hi harvey, good fun wasnt it!
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Old Oct 5, 2002 | 01:24 AM
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John,
you off down to this sprint meeting on sunday?
Im off down there, know the way as i use to work there so if your up for it you can follow me car down there?

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PS, just dont overtake me
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Old Oct 5, 2002 | 01:36 AM
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Hope you are coming to Croft in 7hrs time John. If so c ya there.
Watch out for the nutter. (Not you John)
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