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Old 10 February 2014, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
F1; tsunamis are actually smaller than this...
http://www.sott.net/article/273535-7...warning-system
Just to reassure those who are easily scared, the image contained in the article above is not to scale, don't worry!

Old 10 February 2014, 05:02 PM
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Does the current crisis mean the Express was right, albeit melodramatic?

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Old 10 February 2014, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mouser
Does the current crisis mean the Express was right, albeit melodramatic?
Yep the arctic storm they predicted a couple of weeks ago is a bugger as are the 150mph winds and the Phillipines style tornado we had over Christmas! What do you think?
Old 10 February 2014, 07:05 PM
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Of course you've to feel for the flood victims. ( well maybe a few of the poor ones,if applicable )

But my goodness at this rate they'll be no winter, maybe a few crispy days at the end

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Old 10 February 2014, 07:11 PM
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Camaroon'ed isn't coping well with this one. Imo
Old 10 February 2014, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Yep the arctic storm they predicted a couple of weeks ago is a bugger as are the 150mph winds and the Phillipines style tornado we had over Christmas! What do you think?
I think anyone over 10 years old realises that newspapers "enhance" their front page headlines or they puff stories in order to increase their circulation. The weather may not have been as bad as they made out but if you were standing up to your ar$e in flood water you probably wouldn't argue one way or the other.
Old 10 February 2014, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Camaroon'ed isn't coping well with this one. Imo
Nope, but no one is. It appears to be a completely disorganised mess. No one expects the authorities to stop the weather, but the efforts to contain and more importantly evacuate and secure people's properties are utterly woeful and no one appears to want to get a handle on it!
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Originally Posted by Mouser
I think anyone over 10 years old realises that newspapers "enhance" their front page headlines or they puff stories in order to increase their circulation. The weather may not have been as bad as they made out but if you were standing up to your ar$e in flood water you probably wouldn't argue one way or the other.
None of which makes the Express and their looney healdines anywhere close to being right. But that's not really the point of your post is it?
Old 10 February 2014, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
None of which makes the Express and their looney healdines anywhere close to being right.
Sack your proof-reader!

Originally Posted by f1_fan
None of which makes the Express and their looney healdines anywhere close to being right.
As I posted earlier:- "The weather may not have been as bad as they made out but if you were standing up to your ar$e in flood water you probably wouldn't argue one way or the other". Nothing to add to that statement.

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But that's not really the point of your post is it?
Not sure what you mean as the various points in my post are simple enough.
Old 10 February 2014, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mouser
As I posted earlier:- "The weather may not have been as bad as they made out but if you were standing up to your ar$e in flood water you probably wouldn't argue one way or the other". Nothing to add to that statement.
The Express publishes any weather nonsense it can come up with relentlessly and when finally by chance it gets it part way right you think they're to be taken seriously? and another

Originally Posted by Mouser
Not sure what you mean as the various points in my post are simple enough.
Oh FFS stop playing the inoocent you buffoon! We both know if anyone else had posted this thread you'd have taken no notiice!

Now why not run along and find another thread to start about those evil immigrants invading your country and culture that you seem to love posting about so much?

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Originally Posted by f1_fan
The Express publishes any weather nonsense it can come up with relentlessly and when finally by chance it gets it part way right you think they're to be taken seriously? and another

Oh FFS stop playing the inoocent you buffoon! We both know if anyone else had posted this thread you'd have taken no notiice!

Now why not run along and find another thread to start about those eveil immigrants invading our country and culture that you seem to love posting about so much?
Like I posted earlier, sack your proof-reader!

I posted on your climate change thread you dolt but agreed with your views so stop being selective.
Old 10 February 2014, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mouser
Like I posted earlier, sack your proof-reader!

I posted on your climate change thread you dolt but agreed with your views so stop being selective.
One swallow does not a summer make my little stalkerish friend
Old 10 February 2014, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
One swallow does not a summer make my little stalkerish friend
You would fail an immigration test, Master Troll.
Old 10 February 2014, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mouser
You would fail an immigration test, Master Troll.
Come away from the mirror and stop talking to yourself!
Old 10 February 2014, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Come away from the mirror and stop talking to yourself!
At least I would have a reflection!
Old 10 February 2014, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mouser
At least I would have a reflection!
Oh FFS I'm a vampire now... and no doubt a gay one too?
Old 10 February 2014, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
The Express publishes any weather nonsense it can come up with relentlessly and when finally by chance it gets it part way right you think they're to be taken seriously? and another



Oh FFS stop playing the inoocent you buffoon! We both know if anyone else had posted this thread you'd have taken no notiice!

Now why not run along and find another thread to start about those evil immigrants invading your country and culture that you seem to love posting about so much?
The Express have had screaming headlines about the weather for decades, which most sane people choose to ignore. You seem to of chosen a very strange moment to start calling them out on it.

I still don't see why you even bother taking notice of them
Old 10 February 2014, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin2005
The Express have had screaming headlines about the weather for decades, which most sane people choose to ignore. You seem to of chosen a very strange moment to start calling them out on it.
We posted about this earlier in the thread. Sigh! As I told you then I am a signed up member of Hacked Off and will seize every opportunity to show the press up for the lying sensationalist morons they are!

Anyway the weather is one of the less serious things they write crap about so it's good to poke a bit of fun at them, I enjoy it! You said you ddn't see the pioint, I said I did and we left it there until you decided to rake over old ground tonight
Old 12 February 2014, 01:21 PM
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KILLER SUPERSTORM ON THE WAY

Anyone would think it's the end of the world

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Old 12 February 2014, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
KILLER SUPERSTORM ON THE WAY

Anyone would think it's the end of the world
Maybe they can make a movie on it like they did with the Perfect Storm.

Say Cheese everyone.
Old 12 February 2014, 01:45 PM
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Wait until the weekend there's always a DE invented apocalypse at the weekend.
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So all those ******** on Thames tory voters are now going to vote Labour

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Old 12 February 2014, 02:16 PM
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This looks pretty crazy today http://www.sat24.com/?culture=en
Old 12 February 2014, 05:52 PM
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They are a bunch of prongs!

Have you noticed how any kind of adverse weather is always "Deadly"!

Les
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Originally Posted by Leslie
They are a bunch of prongs!

Have you noticed how any kind of adverse weather is always "Deadly"!

Les
or "FREAK"
Old 12 February 2014, 06:27 PM
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They will be running out of words soon, they have already over used:

DEADLY
KILLER
APOCALYPTIC
FREAK
SAVAGE
EXTINCTION EVENT
HAND OF GOD
FIST FROM THE NORTH
SLEDGEHAMMER FROM THE EAST
etc

Get ready for the weekend front pager its coming you know it!
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Originally Posted by JDM_333
They will be running out of words soon, they have already over used:

DEADLY
KILLER
APOCALYPTIC
FREAK
SAVAGE
EXTINCTION EVENT
HAND OF GOD
FIST FROM THE NORTH
SLEDGEHAMMER FROM THE EAST
etc

Get ready for the weekend front pager its coming you know it!
you forgot "OBLITERATE" and "ARMAGEDDON" not to mention "DEVASTATE" and "ANNIHILATE"
Old 12 February 2014, 06:32 PM
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It's actually ******* embarrassing that's what it is.
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I'm starting to think that they get their headline words from old Slayer / Megadeth / Anthrax / Sepultura lyrics!
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"A FREAK KILLER DEADLY SAVAGE STORM OF EPIC PROPORTIONS THREATENS OUR VERY EXISTENCE-ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US AS THE SLEDGEHAMMER FROM THE EAST POUNDS OUR HOUSES AND OBLITERATES EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH"

really they mean its gonna get a tad windy and some fences are going to get broken


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