My one good deed for the week
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Top marks Swiss, people who cause damage to other people's cars and then scarper are the lowest 
Many years ago when I worked for a supermarket collecting trolleys, I witnessed 4 or 5 incidents like the above every month. I always left a note on the victims car with details of the other vehicle and instructions of how to contact me in the store.
After about six months, I got a verbal warning off the store manager because one of the offenders had complained, he told me I was to stop doing it
I then got a written warning about 3 months later because the store detective complained about me refusing to assist in the apprehension of shoplifters. Apparently it was wrong of me to turn a blind eye to all criminal activity on the premises just because I'd been instructed by management to ignore some
Many years ago when I worked for a supermarket collecting trolleys, I witnessed 4 or 5 incidents like the above every month. I always left a note on the victims car with details of the other vehicle and instructions of how to contact me in the store.
After about six months, I got a verbal warning off the store manager because one of the offenders had complained, he told me I was to stop doing it
I then got a written warning about 3 months later because the store detective complained about me refusing to assist in the apprehension of shoplifters. Apparently it was wrong of me to turn a blind eye to all criminal activity on the premises just because I'd been instructed by management to ignore some
If it hadn't been for the warnings I am sure you sound like the kind of person who would have continued taking down peoples details and for that you should be applauded
Though in the frame of thought from F1_Fan what you should have done is not to be so sneaky and underhand and go up to every offender and confront them...wonder how that would have panned out
Wife came back to her car at the weekend to find some dozy fat bint squeezing her ample frame putting in her child in the back seat with her rear door firmly wedged against my wife's door.
When asked why she was doing that, the woman simply screamed it was not her door that caused any damage..obviously the fact that her car was silver and my wife's car had a nice silver paint mark on it
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Madness, sheer madness.
If it hadn't been for the warnings I am sure you sound like the kind of person who would have continued taking down peoples details and for that you should be applauded
Though in the frame of thought from F1_Fan what you should have done is not to be so sneaky and underhand and go up to every offender and confront them...wonder how that would have panned out
Wife came back to her car at the weekend to find some dozy fat bint squeezing her ample frame putting in her child in the back seat with her rear door firmly wedged against my wife's door.
When asked why she was doing that, the woman simply screamed it was not her door that caused any damage..obviously the fact that her car was silver and my wife's car had a nice silver paint mark on it
If it hadn't been for the warnings I am sure you sound like the kind of person who would have continued taking down peoples details and for that you should be applauded
Though in the frame of thought from F1_Fan what you should have done is not to be so sneaky and underhand and go up to every offender and confront them...wonder how that would have panned out
Wife came back to her car at the weekend to find some dozy fat bint squeezing her ample frame putting in her child in the back seat with her rear door firmly wedged against my wife's door.
When asked why she was doing that, the woman simply screamed it was not her door that caused any damage..obviously the fact that her car was silver and my wife's car had a nice silver paint mark on it
Did Mrs Swiss chin the fat ******, or did she deal with it in a more reasonable manner?
Swiss, I've been on the receiving end of a scrape in a car park, and also a note left from a witness like yourself. I can confirm just how grateful I felt, so it's a big 
from me.
FYI the information was passed to the police, as a crime ref number was required for the insurance, the police followed it right through and prosecuted the other driver for leaving the scene of an accident. Quite a hefty fine was issued from memory and it made me feel all warm inside.
from me. FYI the information was passed to the police, as a crime ref number was required for the insurance, the police followed it right through and prosecuted the other driver for leaving the scene of an accident. Quite a hefty fine was issued from memory and it made me feel all warm inside.
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. No she was quite restrained but I dont think I would have been so calm. She was effing and blinding when she came home though and her language was quite choice Swiss, I've been on the receiving end of a scrape in a car park, and also a note left from a witness like yourself. I can confirm just how grateful I felt, so it's a big from me.
FYI the information was passed to the police, as a crime ref number was required for the insurance, the police followed it right through and prosecuted the other driver for leaving the scene of an accident. Quite a hefty fine was issued from memory and it made me feel all warm inside.
from me. FYI the information was passed to the police, as a crime ref number was required for the insurance, the police followed it right through and prosecuted the other driver for leaving the scene of an accident. Quite a hefty fine was issued from memory and it made me feel all warm inside.
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Good on you Chris.
A while back, I'd parked in Wilkinsons car park, nowt alongside me. Went into Lisa's shop to get some stuff, came back out and there was a jew bus parked alongside my car, and my wing mirror folded to opposite way to what it should.
I asked the parking bloke to check the CCTV, but, nothing showed. It wasn't covered at the time.
So I sat and waited for Lisa to finish work, then sat another couple of minutes for the culprits to return to their vehicle. All I was going to ask was them to be a bit more careful, since the mirrors shouldn't bend that way.
The clagged my ******* wing mirror again on the way back, denied doing it in the first place, whilst their bacon hating children were scraping my car with their zips and nearly twatting it with their car doors.
Too many people these day have no respect for other peoples property.
A while back, I'd parked in Wilkinsons car park, nowt alongside me. Went into Lisa's shop to get some stuff, came back out and there was a jew bus parked alongside my car, and my wing mirror folded to opposite way to what it should.
I asked the parking bloke to check the CCTV, but, nothing showed. It wasn't covered at the time.
So I sat and waited for Lisa to finish work, then sat another couple of minutes for the culprits to return to their vehicle. All I was going to ask was them to be a bit more careful, since the mirrors shouldn't bend that way.
The clagged my ******* wing mirror again on the way back, denied doing it in the first place, whilst their bacon hating children were scraping my car with their zips and nearly twatting it with their car doors.
Too many people these day have no respect for other peoples property.
I wasnt wrong so have nothing to learn, certainly not from you. What I have remembered is what a prize idiot you are, thanks for reminding me
You helpful ??
it had so many layers of bull**** with a thin veener of sarcasm that people would have had to dig deep to find any help in that reply. Your posting style is the problem, not just with me. Take a few minutes to wander through any of your posts on here over the last year to see just exactly where the problem is and you might be enlightened.
Well maybe not, because that is your style
You helpful ??
it had so many layers of bull**** with a thin veener of sarcasm that people would have had to dig deep to find any help in that reply. Your posting style is the problem, not just with me. Take a few minutes to wander through any of your posts on here over the last year to see just exactly where the problem is and you might be enlightened. Well maybe not, because that is your style
As for my posting style being 'the problem' surely it is your problem not mine seeing as you and a handful of other sycophants have an issue with it, not me!
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If I ever see a big drug dealer Merc parked up in the East Lancs area where the inbreds live I'll just casually kick the **** out of it and walk away.
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Put your toys back in your pram and grow up. At the end of the day all I said was posting the pic and calling her names on a forum was stupid as it could be against the law. SN took it down so, as said, it seems I was right.... as usual.
As for my posting style being 'the problem' surely it is your problem not mine seeing as you and a handful of other sycophants have an issue with it, not me!
As for my posting style being 'the problem' surely it is your problem not mine seeing as you and a handful of other sycophants have an issue with it, not me!
Dunk took it down for his own reasons, certainly not because of your post so that does not make you right...as usual . Anyway it has been circulated on other sites that have far bigger traffic than here
And read your last paragraph. Of course a self important deluded person would think their posting style was fine but like I said wander through any of your contributions on this forum and you will find the evidence. I believe it may not be just a 'handful' that feel the same way.
Try the search function, it works well
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Bet Columbo's ******* sh1tting it!
Whether it was the right thing or the wrong thing it's still more than most people would have done. which in it's self makes it worth doing.
Whether it was the right thing or the wrong thing it's still more than most people would have done. which in it's self makes it worth doing.
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I think you did a good thing, well done.
It's sad that people generally don't give a **** about other people or their property these days.
It's a shame that more incompetant, inconsiderate IDIOTS who swing their doors open into other cars or scrape the entire sides because they're too stupid to judge the space, aren't caught more often.
This is a sore point for me because I've got at least 6 dents on my doors, I think every door is dented actually, and one of the wings.
And, I've not even parked in a car park regularly either, it's always been on roads for home and work.
And, I live in a decent area. (Although maybe that's the problem, too many blonde bints driving X5s and Q7s (or whatever that Audi 4x4 is), which they are not capable of driving properly nevermind parking).
when i had my mr2 id parked at sainsburys and when I came out some tit in a 4x4, I think, had parked that close that I couldn't even open the door more than a few inches. I had to go in through the passenger door and climb over, which isn't easy in an mr2!
So, out comes the paper and pen, and I kindly suggested that the owner of the offending vehicle consider changing their car for something smaller if they're going to be so incapable of parking it nicely. Tucked it under their wiper and ****ed off quickly!!
It's sad that people generally don't give a **** about other people or their property these days.
It's a shame that more incompetant, inconsiderate IDIOTS who swing their doors open into other cars or scrape the entire sides because they're too stupid to judge the space, aren't caught more often.
This is a sore point for me because I've got at least 6 dents on my doors, I think every door is dented actually, and one of the wings.
And, I've not even parked in a car park regularly either, it's always been on roads for home and work.
And, I live in a decent area. (Although maybe that's the problem, too many blonde bints driving X5s and Q7s (or whatever that Audi 4x4 is), which they are not capable of driving properly nevermind parking).
when i had my mr2 id parked at sainsburys and when I came out some tit in a 4x4, I think, had parked that close that I couldn't even open the door more than a few inches. I had to go in through the passenger door and climb over, which isn't easy in an mr2!
So, out comes the paper and pen, and I kindly suggested that the owner of the offending vehicle consider changing their car for something smaller if they're going to be so incapable of parking it nicely. Tucked it under their wiper and ****ed off quickly!!
No you know exactly what you posted so dont try and pass it off with some lame excuse as it is obvious you are back tracking now. At least have the ***** to own up when you are wrong.
Dunk took it down for his own reasons, certainly not because of your post so that does not make you right...as usual . Anyway it has been circulated on other sites that have far bigger traffic than here
And read your last paragraph. Of course a self important deluded person would think their posting style was fine but like I said wander through any of your contributions on this forum and you will find the evidence. I believe it may not be just a 'handful' that feel the same way.
Try the search function, it works well
Dunk took it down for his own reasons, certainly not because of your post so that does not make you right...as usual . Anyway it has been circulated on other sites that have far bigger traffic than here
And read your last paragraph. Of course a self important deluded person would think their posting style was fine but like I said wander through any of your contributions on this forum and you will find the evidence. I believe it may not be just a 'handful' that feel the same way.
Try the search function, it works well
The rest of your post isn't worth a comment as you are still just blowing off steam... you shouldn't let things get to you so much
It's just a car forum on the Internet after all
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Well done Swiss it's a shame you weren't around for my 5 car park dings makes my **** boil the attitude of so many these days, suprised by the old lady though, she should have some decency. I kind of get the point about the photo, an upskirt shot of an octogenarian is not to everyone's liking
As for your friend, dont get sucked in, it's a pointless exercise.....
it's a shame you weren't around for my 5 car park dings makes my **** boil the attitude of so many these days, suprised by the old lady though, she should have some decency. I kind of get the point about the photo, an upskirt shot of an octogenarian is not to everyone's liking As for your friend, dont get sucked in, it's a pointless exercise.....
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The funny thing is can you imagine what he would be like if I actually tried to push his buttons. He would probably burst a blood vessel : lol1:
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Try it sonny jim, I have all the time in the world and it would be amusing
