I can confirm that cauliflower cheese is one of the most hostile bottom burp fuels going, the kind of rabid stench that clings onto your clothes and follows your through the entire pub, leaving scrunched up faces in your wake ;-)

....and nope I didn't **** myself lol

 

All sugar free sweets appear to have remarkable gas producing capabilities.

 

 

 

My Dad (RIP) used to call poo/going for a poo, jobbins. Anyone else heard that?

Obviosuly I've heard of jobbies and (big) jobs, but wondered if anyone was aware of jobbins?

 

Girls like to think their farts/poo comes out wrapped in silk ribbon and sweetly perfumed, etc.

Plus they'd rather endure chronic stomach pains through constipation, than dare use a - shock! horror! - public loo!

 

There`s only ONE type of fart that smells bad/worse....

And That`s Somebody Elses............

 

Too true.

It's weird that you can put up with one's own (normally); but positively gag if it's from someone else.

 

Of course what makes it worse, and I wish I didn't know this, is that you are in fact breathing in the contents of someone else's ****.

The molecules that you are smelling and in some cases tasting (on your tongue, in your mouth) were ejected from another's poop chute.

 

Indeed - aroma & flavour

 

yep, **** dust

 

you cheeky **** just you wait