Well had a madras withh some extra curry powder thrown in earlier with disced turkey and popadoms/naan/pilau rice. I'm still waiting for my 'love puffs' but knowing my luck I'll just have ring sting tomorrow whilst changing the Subaru's brakes!

 

I just call them boffs!

How ever much i leak on a plane, they never seem to smell. Almost like the seats have in-built extraction

 

Yep, completely agree, during my couple of years at a fairly serious BB gym I smelt stuff nobody should endure, like uncovering a six month old mass grave that has been garnished with boiled eggs and someone has then tried to disguise with half a can of Lynx.

 

...........especially disguising it with Lynx.

 

I was told that airline seats were carbon filled to absorb smells. I tested this out on out last flight home. Personally I though it was true but Mrs Chip told me otherwise. Gave me a few giggles though.

Chip

 

Psychologically, the man that emits stench doesn't smell it in the same way as others do. The one releasing lets it rip, then waits for it to fill the surrounding, then inhales it up his nostrils, and then enjoys the heavenly experience. Stronger it is, better it feels for him. Other people in vicinity, on the other hand, nearly pass out.

About this "carbon absorbing the stench" solution, I think all men should have a piece of coal stuck up their @rsehole so that they don't pollute the atmosphere. Its like sitting in bleddy gas chamber with some of them.

 

It's because of bad diet mostly and lack of exercise.

 

And women never fart, of course!

 

and if travelling in a car, makes sure the windows are all in the "up" position with the fan off

 

The ones in the bath are the best, sit upright so the bubbles burst right in your face, quality !!

Make sure you sit properly as there is a risk that some will be wasted by popping behind you

 

Yeah. This way, your car will become a temple for your meditation while driving; a temple filled with your self-produced aroma. Just don't put anyone else through it.

 

When did I say that, hmm?

I have already said before that everyone farts. Passing wind is a natural phenomenon for most living beings, regardless of their sex. Women fart, but not that badly and shamelessly. Men are the gold medalists in farting, and we all know that.

 

Nope im totally the opposite, been hard in the gym for two years now and it's worse than ever

And i eat very healthily thank you.

Though admittedly i know what my trigger foods are, so don't nark me or ensue the wrath of my ar$e

 

Can't believe this thread is even brewing to three pages so far...

 

I can!

 

after a macky d's for lunch followed by 2 packs of sugar free cool mints (given up smoking) , i had a superb office clearance at work on tuesday. it took about 6 seconds for it to hit my manager. he gagged shouted ahhhhh and legged it in the direction of the warehouse, turning on the office extractor fan in mid flight,he then shouted it's following me omfg , and stood outside the building for about five minutes,refusing to come back in, claiming it hit him in the back of the throat, i was colapsed on my desk tears streaming down my face laughing my head off, surrounded by a minty/beef n onion aroma.

 

I'm in tears right now.

 

cool mints (sugar free) are lethal . if want a good laugh look up hand fart kill on youtube now that is funny as ,

 

Anything can set me off, usually when i have not had something for a while, but a real eye bleeder is corned beef and cabbage, i once nearly got into a fight with a local hard nut because i dropped one in the paper shop as a lad and he went mental, said he could taste it.

Im good at sweet farts too, strawberries can make for some bitter sweet confusion, not sure weather to keep sniffing or leave the room.

 

 

No, it's a much more dignified affair when a woman farts. She might as well be wearing a tiara. And the smell? Why, that's like flowers on a fresh summer's day.

 

Well, put it this way that they won't do it with a big bang, like men do. They will do sneaky ones here n' there, and disguise it with perfume.

Mind you, there are some women who absolutely reek the toilet! In the office, there are a few that eat rich foods, and then pong the toilet like hell. Then they try to subside the pong with the bathroom spray. Thinking about it, I can smell the peach spray over the smell of flushed down constipated **** right now, its that ******* horrible! All those Japanese sticks soaked in "Lilly of the Valley" oil fail to quench the smell of their excretion. It lingers on and on, and one has to start of the extractor fan to get rid of it. Still, about farting, women don't easily let it out in public, while the men at work do.

 

Too much information.

Thanks for the tip, though. I must start carrying a can of Linx around for the purpose.

No wonder all the women flock to the guy in the advert! So that's where I've been going wrong all these years.

 

LOL

 

I used to work in a office with 7 others. It was a long thin room with two separate clusters of 4 desks. I was in one corner, and down the other end of the room was a photocopier. I used to drop some evil ones - especially on a Monday. There was no a/c in the office so they tended to linger. I had a big fan on a floor-stand next to me which I started using to blow the smell to the other side of the office. Was brilliant to have on either oscilate (to share the smell with everyone) or fixed direction. This setting was great for sending the stink to the other side of the office without disturbing too many of my colleagues. I recall one of the PAs coming in to use the copier and said "awww it smells fowl in here"! I was crying..

 

Again!

 

Going back to 2006....


https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...act-women.html

 

sniper fart i like that using a fan for a better aim i would never of thought of that

 

have you also noticed as you get older, your farts start to smell like your dads.

Weird, cos in his 60s my dads were like death, cant wait,something for the wife to look forward to

 

my mate brooky,s on here are the worst no matter what she,s eaten lol