I saw you all

My Cheese Machine was the Green Golf Parked behind Yoza

Some lovely cars there with lovely Neons and Some rather tasteful Spoilerage

Also some nutters who insisted on Breaking Brand new cars

Hopefully next time I'll be able to come in the Scoob

Andy

 

I bet the owner of 1 Lancia is feeling a bit glum this morning.

That was some smash!!!!!

Paul

 

Having owned it for just 3 days, I bet the Lancia driver wishes he'd learnt what his car was capable of before trying to do what he did. Or am I just becoming a boring old git

Andy

 

Andy

You must be over the moon with that exhaust.

Sounds amazing...bet you never turn your stereo on!!!!

Paul

 

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1 Lancia Delta Integrale.1 careful owner and one mad b@stard.Slight panel damage to near side front wing,bonnet, bumper,headlamp and foglamp.Present owner for last three years,sorry days.Needs good home and a great amount of luck to obtain the panels to fix it.Severe beating for damaging fathers no claims forces sale of beloved car!

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Seriously,Feel gutted for the lad.I hung around and his words were "My f-ing dad's gonna kill me........."

Avi,Nice Golf mate.You shoulda come over and said hello!!!!

Cheers,

Nick

 

Might try and pop along next time - I'll have to get a few mods done first though ...

1/2 yoghurt carton on the front - makes for a BIG air scoop
Fix my front light to the bottom sprocket - gives it that low rider look
Pink 'I' badge on the front reflector - people will think its an STi then
Four playing cards fixed low down on the frame poking into the spokes (2 on each side) to give it that 'flat four burble'

... should make the mean machine look the 'dogs danglies'

Steve

 

Lol @ Steve!!!
Were they 18's on your bike this mornin then????
Have you modified the suspension????
What tyres you running????
If you sell it,wanna split any of the bits?????

Nick

 

I was surprised I got out of there with my bonnet vent and rear wing still in place. I swear that I saw one group of lads with a screwdriver eyeing it up suspiscously (sp???)

Andy

P.S. Hanley, I love the exhaust. No need for all this expensive ICE that people put in cars. Nice exhaust and dump valve and you don't bother listening to anything else. We apparantly got a few nice pops and bangs out of it on the way home as well according to Nick

 

I would've said hello, but i wasn't sure who everyone was, and I didn't fancy looking like a stalker

I saw the Integrale Parked up, didn't realise it was smashed up.. I was going to go and admire it


What happened exactly?

I know there were some right to55ers going up and down at 90

Andy

 

Avi,
He was flying down the 'lane' towards the Asda entrance, locked up his brakes, didn't come back off the pedal and slid right into the bollards. Made a right mess of the whole nearside front. Looked like a minimum of new wing, possibly new door where it had been pused backwards, new bonnet, new headlight and foglight and probably new front bumper as well. Didn't see if there was any damage inside the engine bay but it was a fair ol dwhack so there may have been.

Apparently he'd only had it 3 days and was on his dads insurance!!!
Must have been an interesting evening for him whe he got home

Andy

 

According to Nick and the local plod who were sat next to Andy and behind me at the lights

Nick

 

But who did they follow??????

Not the luntic in the Evo but the guy with the scooby
Must have preferred your car to mine

Andy

 

So who was in what?

I saw the Two Blue MYo1's and the silver one, There were quite a few Silver old shapes, and the White one with the STI5 Spiler, also a white one with a 22b Rear spoiler. Plus the dark Green one.

Can't think of any more, allthough I did know which one was you Andy in the RSX

 

Avi

I was in the white one with the STi V spoiler and my mate was in one of the standard MY98 silver ones

Paul

 

Andy

When we were stood in Macs car park we heard your dump valve then about 5 minutes later we saw your car!!! lol

What dump valve have you put in that beast?

Paul

p.s. After looking at yours and the silver one I told my missus I want an EVO....which went down well of course!!!!

 

Paul,
It's a HKS Super Sequential Dump Valve and depending on how you play about with the spring and your right foot, you can get it to play different tunes You can get just the whoosh or you can get it to flutter as well.

I can't understand why your missus wouldn't want you getting an Evo. It was my missus that persuaded us to get ours

Andy

 

Andy

It was my missus who was with me last night drooling over yours

She absolutely loves them, but I think she prefers the idea of wedding / honeymoon etc a little better lol

 

Same time next week then chaps?

 

To quote Hanley



But what about the Evo? Did she like that too

Andy

[Edited by EvoRSX - 5/14/2002 3:35:00 PM]

 

lol Andy

Well she did say:

"Look at the size of his pipe, how come yours isn't that big??"

ha ha

 

It was a laff wasnt it!
Avi you should have come over,are you really that ugly?
The lancia went home on a low loader gutted for him,glad we didnt take that snap of him sitting in it
What happened to the MR2 with the smoke billowing out of the back?
Who was who? I remember Zippy,Nicco,Nick A,the bloke in the 1st EVO,the silver,red,green scoobs didnt get a name.Where did the 2nd Evo go,(tell me he couldnt keep up with me....PLEASE)
I was in the blue MYO1 with the stillty spoiler,Olly was in the 20v Fiat,The 2 dodgey blokes with skin heads lookin lost were in a white scoob(the fridge),they prefere to be un-named for security reasons
Also who was the lad in the wide Puma?
And the lad with the baggy skin dog who was he?
See you all next week maybe
PS did nicks car start up on its own,or was i smokin the wrong ciggys?

 

Some idiot missed the turn off on the M62 and had to go all the way to blooming Manchester to turn around

Wonder who that was then!!!!!

 

quite a funny night all in all i was the one in the green scooby.
Who was the one who went looking at the saxo with nice twin airbags ?

when i left some muppet pulled out on a cop car only just missing it copper did nothing as per only intested in pulling on to that arena pity about the lancia nice car muppet driving, love to be a fly on the wall when he got home

 

Was it you?
If so how many followed
Try and keep up next time
I wouldnt mind but there was a 50mph limit on that stretch

 

Yoza

yeah it was me...lol

I saw the Blue MY01 and a silver scoob pull out to the right hand lane so I assumed (why I don't know) we were going another way.

Could have made the turn but my missus was in the car telling me

"Don't even think about it"

It was a good night, pity about the Lancia....must be awful to do that and then have 3 hundred people coming to stare...nevermind!!

Who is going next week?

 

All of us I think..........post if your not!
Post if you didnt go........but want to next time.

 

Sorry forgot....
the Lancia is staying at home

 

Yoza,
Yeah you were smokin the wacky backy and yeah my car did start up on its own!!!!!
Anyone for a cheap integrale then?

Nick

 

what the 3 wheeled version The Relaint Intergale

 

That was me in the silver scoob on the motorway you were following Hanley, i thought you had some mad idea of a short cut! Yoza, the lad in the puma was Spenic and the guy with the floppy dog works in peoples ford were the puma was bought from and where spenics mint MY99 now sits for only £11995! Yoza mate, are you a doorman cos im sure ive seen you before but cant remember where, or maybe just cos youve waved at me so many times driving by.