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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 11:32 AM
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Did he ask said girl out then??
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 01:41 PM
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For my first date with a girl (who's still my current girlfriend), I invited her round to my farm, showed her 8,000 baby chicks, took her for a ride in the fields on the quadbike and let her have a go, took her for a ride in the John Deere tractor along the main roads, and now we're in love

That's how you go about a first date!
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 01:52 PM
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text her a link to this thread, that'll do it.

no woman will take a man seriously if he drives a subaru lol
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
For my first date with a girl (who's still my current girlfriend), I invited her round to my farm, showed her 8,000 baby chicks, took her for a ride in the fields on the quadbike and let her have a go, took her for a ride in the John Deere tractor along the main roads, and now we're in love

That's how you go about a first date!
Then you took a ride in her back door
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 02:18 PM
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Then you took a ride in her back door
haha smashed her back doors in down on the farm
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SCOOBYOLS46
lol of course im a virgin mate my *** is cos im nt gay lol .. , i've had my time getting around n i have found the perfect one that i want spend my life with nothing wrong with that is there or isit a crime to ask what everyone else does for a first date lol ?? exactly shut up then
What you've never had a girl stick a strap-on up there? dude, you havent lived..

but on a serious note - the major word you need to know is confidence. Not being arrogent/cocky (though this works the same, it's likely to land you in bother), but be confident - otherwise its going be awkward and the girl is likely to find you a bit creepy. Just be happy and proud about who you are and what you're doing- don't ask others for advice, just be strong and go for it - if you get knocked back, who cares? YOU dont - that's the clincher - and if she knocks you back you can still enjoy the night and hang out, just repsect her decision that it aint going anywhere... for about 10 pints.

.. oh, and be funny if you're that kinda character... play on your strengths.. That's why you often see the ugliest of guys walking round with stunning girls, looks don't count as much as you'd think in the dating game.

Christ I feel like Dear Deidre..
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by s13silvia
What you've never had a girl stick a strap-on up there? dude, you havent lived..

but on a serious note - the major word you need to know is confidence. Not being arrogent/cocky (though this works the same, it's likely to land you in bother), but be confident - otherwise its going be awkward and the girl is likely to find you a bit creepy. Just be happy and proud about who you are and what you're doing- don't ask others for advice, just be strong and go for it - if you get knocked back, who cares? YOU dont - that's the clincher - and if she knocks you back you can still enjoy the night and hang out, just repsect her decision that it aint going anywhere... for about 10 pints.

.. oh, and be funny if you're that kinda character... play on your strengths.. That's why you often see the ugliest of guys walking round with stunning girls, looks don't count as much as you'd think in the dating game.

Christ I feel like Dear Deidre..
he is just not a fanny magnet like me, its not easy though all that sexting and generally being a stud.
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 03:11 PM
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he is just not a fanny magnet like me, its not easy though all that sexting and generally being a stud.
It's tough at the top
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
For my first date with a girl (who's still my current girlfriend), I invited her round to my farm, showed her 8,000 baby chicks, took her for a ride in the fields on the quadbike and let her have a go, took her for a ride in the John Deere tractor along the main roads, and now we're in love

That's how you go about a first date!
Top date that ...

Last GF first meet we went Horse riding,Swiming in an outdoor pool,then night out in town...

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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
Top date that ...

Last GF first meet we went Horse riding,Swiming in an outdoor pool,then night out in town...
Dont stop there mate, tell us more
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 05:27 PM
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That's right, tell us more.
Did you smash her back door in too
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 05:51 PM
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Bloomin' heck has he been on a date yet??
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Bloomin' heck has he been on a date yet??
nope, dont think so. not sure if they both can go out on a school night.
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
That's right, tell us more.
Did you smash her back door in too
Its not like we had only just met,we kind of knew each other a few months before we starting dating but the 3rd meet yes at her mates house,i tried the 2nd date in the Jacuzzi but she wouldn't.Oh also her mate had a crush on me,and confessed to me that my gf and her have slept together in the past,only the once though as i asked the gf about it,but i'm planning on making it a second time and being in on it.

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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 07:37 PM
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When you go for the back doors USE LUBE.. First time I did it with a girl no one told me this and I saw it home DRY...

oups!
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 07:47 PM
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You aint been with a girl, dont lie Robsy. Let alone had it in her poop shoot. She would have rang the cops long before you had chance to do that
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
For my first date with a girl (who's still my current girlfriend), I invited her round to my farm, showed her 8,000 baby chicks, took her for a ride in the fields on the quadbike and let her have a go, took her for a ride in the John Deere tractor along the main roads, and now we're in love

That's how you go about a first date!

That sounds fab! Seriously!
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
That sounds fab! Seriously!
I said it first
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
When you go for the back doors USE LUBE.. First time I did it with a girl no one told me this and I saw it home DRY...

oups!
You mean you didn't know to grease the pole 1st,baby oil works wonders...
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
You mean you didn't know to grease the pole 1st,baby oil works wonders...

I don't remember much but it was a very drunken night. on the sofa a checky should we do ***, yeah sure and bang in..

Being young was amazing. 18yr old girls always think its all about you and not them. Now it's almost as if you have to treat them first then get your reward. - which is usally a pearl necklas for them
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
I said it first


Oooh, jealous!
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
I don't remember much but it was a very drunken night. on the sofa a checky should we do ***, yeah sure and bang in..

Being young was amazing. 18yr old girls always think its all about you and not them. Now it's almost as if you have to treat them first then get your reward. - which is usally a pearl necklas for them
was your wife in the cupboard filming it like when you tried to lure faye home with a mcdonalds??
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Oooh, jealous!
Not in the slightest
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
I don't remember much but it was a very drunken night. on the sofa a checky should we do ***, yeah sure and bang in..

Being young was amazing. 18yr old girls always think its all about you and not them. Now it's almost as if you have to treat them first then get your reward. - which is usally a pearl necklas for them



swap that pearl necklace for **** beads..
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
I don't remember much but it was a very drunken night. on the sofa a checky should we do ***, yeah sure and bang in..

Being young was amazing. 18yr old girls always think its all about you and not them. Now it's almost as if you have to treat them first then get your reward. - which is usally a pearl necklas for them
Blood is nature's lube

What's the going rate for up the pooper? 6 chicken mcnuggets or a double fisting cheesburger
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
Blood is nature's lube
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Disagree, spit is natures lube, blood is natures soothing cream for afterwards
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Disagree, spit is natures lube, blood is natures soothing cream for afterwards
emma speaks from experience, she like a bit of back door action!
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 11:02 PM
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one of these always goes down well with the ladies






really puts a smile on their face, lube or no
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
When you go for the back doors USE LUBE.. First time I did it with a girl no one told me this and I saw it home DRY...

oups!
That sounds like sh*te. Pardon the pun.
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
For my first date with a girl (who's still my current girlfriend), I invited her round to my farm, showed her 8,000 baby chicks, took her for a ride in the fields on the quadbike and let her have a go, took her for a ride in the John Deere tractor along the main roads, and now we're in love

That's how you go about a first date!
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