He must be grazy!

Did he have it on the rocks?

 

Yeah, yeah. The yogi insisted upon meditating on top of the ancient toad rock at scenic Mt. Abu, so Seb also had to climb up; in order to have a swig off his bottle. So basically, it was altogether "on the rocks" experience for the kid.

 

I've herd it's just about palatable that way. I think I cud probably drink it if it was friesian cold.

 

Enough JT. Enough!

 

Whats it like?

 

Don't stop him. Let him milk his opportunity to pun it. He often takes a p1$$ like that, nothing new there.

 

Apologies for the offal puns.

 

No need. We know what you're all about. Have fun, my deer!

 

Time to moove on, I think.

 

I agree! Don't miss steak too much with your offal puns.

Kin' hell, I'm as offal in this senseless punning!

 

Hoof-fort up these? Anyway, I'm off for a calffeinated drink as I heifer tired feeling that I need to hide.

 

Yeah, do that. That drink may give your nervous system a mighty hoof, and cease you from making up these udderly offal puns.

 

I can't take credit, it was bovine intervention.

 

TOMM!

Damn I need to put the cattle on again, now!

 

Isn't it pasture time for tea? Perhaps you've miscowculated.

 

No, working till a bit later tonight. So this little one also needsteakick, or me work could go all teats up, man.

That's really very bull$h1t punning I did, there^. Beat you to it.

 

Do any of you people drink fruity teas?

I've just made my daughter a mug of Diplomat Calming Camomile Tea. She's a bit restless with job hunting on laptop, bashing her guitar strings, texting her mates while watching TV at the same time (multi-tasking as usual ), so she needed that tea to calm down.

Not sure if it will work, but I have to say that this Aldi sold Camomile tea is heavenly aromatic! Actually, better aroma than the Twining whining one, and it's from Aldi for 89p- for a pack of 40.

I highly recommend it.

 

I, for the first time, ate two mini milk chocolates from Lidl on Sunday evening. I have to say I was very impressed. I must go to Lidl sometimes, as since I've discovered Aldi, I never go to Lidl. It was the kids who bought some picnic-on-the-beach food for themselves at Lidl and then snacked the remains while watching Zero Dark Thirty in the lounge. Luckily, they unawarely left two mini bars in an almost empty cardboard packaging, which made me think of giving them a try. Very nice.

Oh, if I see any foreigners like myself in Lidl and if they tell me that they rub their shoulders with a poor white English fella called James Taylor & Co., I'll tell them that yes, I know him of of scoobynet.

 

I do notice that the Car Parks of Aldi, Lidl et al are always full of new cars - now are people spending too much money on cars and can only afford to buy stuff there or have they saved so much they can buy new cars.....me I drive a 16 year old and 15 year old cars but at least I can afford to eat the Horse meat stuff from Tesco's.

 

Its the new funfair for the over 50's with too much time on their hands

Together with poor young ones ( who almost certainly aren't saving anything) and foreigner johnnies looking for a piece of something from home

 

Still preferable to tosco or asda though !

 

It's about priorities, I know.

I knew of a beggar who once won a lottery. He spent his winning in buying a Ferrari and still does his daily begging rounds with his one hand hanging out of his car window, with a begging bowl held in his palm.


Haha, where do you do your weekly food shop, you multimillionaire Dodi Alfayat's second cousin's third wife's reincarnation!!?? In Harrods?

 

Oh, one more thing. I also tried doughnut peaches from Lidl (part of the remains from the kids' beach food). I've never eaten such sweet doughnut peaches in my whole life! Well nice! So, whoever said on initial pages that fruit n' veg from Lidl are rubbish need to make a correction.

 

What in the name are "doughnut peaches"?


#...I'm moving to the country
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches...#

 

Sainsbury.

 

And lidl , and Morries

All though I should be avoiding their milk ...

 

When ever we've been there it's full of pretentious, ignorant *****.

 

Here they are.....



Their look a bit like Winston Churchill's face, if you examine them closely. You know, miniature doughnutty pumpkin stylee.

 

We call all that stuff "lesbian" tea

 

Really ? , can't say iv seen that !