I'm not really allowed to say, but the company i worked for needed to save money, so 40 of us were made redundant. what ever happens in finance rolls down the hill to the software service companies below.

 

Went for a walk after lunch...

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and bought a pair of these bad boys

 

I always assumed you were a chef, Dude.

 

hmmm, not precisely sure what i was thinking when i came up with that alias but I do like cooking

 

playing with yourself all day

 

I'm off work all week, built up all my cancelled days off where I've covered for other people and got myself a week off without using any leave.

 

Ah OK.

So you weren't caught on ******** the MD's wife then

 

ewww, no.