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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 08:48 AM
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They way the thread seemed I had no interest in follwing it up.
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 01:27 PM
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Surely this to assess their abilities.
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
YES BUT WHAT ON EARTH IS A BYTE OR BITE EXAM????
Like a mock exam, perhaps?? I didn't pay that much attention to detail TBH. It was a bit too late for all that, and it wasn't my mock GCSE to prove that I read the post to the tiniest of the detail. It was just good to read between the lines that a father was sounding proud of his daughter, which is not a bad thing IMO.

I'm sure Steve's daughter is a smart young girl who is doing well. Steve is a nice chap so I'm sure his daughter is no different.
Exactly.

But just for my own curiosity I want to know what a byte/bite exam is. I'm not asking this to try and wind anybody up I genuinely want to know
Steve says that he is not following the thread due to how it has turned out, otherwise you could pick his brains on that.
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 03:49 PM
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Kids in Scotland at the moment are doing what are called 'prelims'. I don't know if this could be anything to do with it? It's basically a mock exam. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prelim_Exams

Or it could very well just be the BBC thing, in which case it's even less official than a prelim and more like an informal 'test'.
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 03:59 PM
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Surely this to assess their abilities.
Here, here!^ Thanks on behalf of heavens, speedking. This should help our pedantic and shallow fried Homers here.
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Here, here!^ Thanks on behalf of heavens, speedking. This should help our pedantic and shallow fried Homers here.
So what I suggested in my first post.
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by speedking
Surely this to assess their abilities.

Thanks, that's all I wanted to know, not sure why Steve has got so touchy.

Btw, have you seen some of those questions?? They say exams haven't been dumbed down? One question is.......

'write three hundred thousand in figures'

My five year old can do that ffs
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
So what I suggested in my first post.
Sorry Lisa, I missed that because I was time-outing in between my work hours this afternoon to read all the thread. But in that case, thanks many heavens to you too! Both you and speedking seemed to have got it ryght.
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Old Jan 12, 2012 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Sorry Lisa, I missed that because I was time-outing in between my work hours this afternoon to read all the thread. But in that case, thanks many heavens to you too! Both you and speedking seemed to have got it ryght.


No probs hun, it was just a joke. No need to be sorry.
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Old Jan 13, 2012 | 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx


No probs hun, it was just a joke. No need to be sorry.


Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Btw, have you seen some of those questions?? They say exams haven't been dumbed down? One question is.......

'write three hundred thousand in figures'

My five year old can do that ffs
Dingle, I appreciate that your bright 5 year old may be able to write three hundred thousand in figures, but between the age of 13 and 19, a teenage brain can be substantially warped and obsessed with some crazily creative ideas. A lot of them would doodle uncountable figures of phalluses (or phalli, if one may object), condoms or **** for an answer. Bearing that in mind, I think any straight-headed teenager with the ability to answer the question correctly deserves a kudos in contrast to many other twisted little ******* out there with their brains stuck in a gagaland.
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Old Jan 13, 2012 | 08:40 AM
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I'm still clueless as to what a 'bite' or 'byte' exam is... surely this is a bollox thread?
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Old Jan 13, 2012 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Gear Head
They start them way to young in my opinion.
is that jailbait in China?
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Old Jan 13, 2012 | 12:27 PM
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We think its something to do with the BBC Bitesize exam revision thingy....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/

Our kids don't use it though

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Old Jan 13, 2012 | 01:37 PM
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According to a guy here at work (who's asked his teacher missus) a 'bite GCSE' covers a small section of the syllabus , it does apparently count toward the final score, but can also be discounted if the child and/or teacher so choose.

Some schools give them to their more able kids in order to either, not overload them in the last two years, or, give them more available time in those last two years to do more subjects.



I can't believe you've all let this go without comment

Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
I left school 7 years ago and byte was nothing to do with computers....The name rings a bell but i can't think why, but it wasn't to do with computers. I think it was just a 'fun' way to spell 'bite' as in 'bite size'
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Old Jan 13, 2012 | 05:54 PM
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Just to keep a few of you happy who seem to not even know what the exam is! Taken from her school curriculum and it wasn't a mock exam it was a GCSE.


http://www.emmanuelctc.org.uk/emmanu....php?flink=163
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Old Jan 14, 2012 | 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
I second that.

Well done to Stevebt's daughter.

It is to do with the intelligent child's interest in studies, not necessarily with the intelligence or capability alone, though. An intelligent kid can potentially **** up his/her GCSE and A Levels years in p!ssing about (in other words, using those years constructively by gaining life skills for that time period e.g. sh@gging experiences, drugs, music and a sausage roll ), and wake up smelling the coffee later for his/her own good. Dr. Brian *** failed his Maths A Level, but came out just about okay, I think. He still needs a haircut very badly, though.
He is a very good presenter but I think he needs a good haircut rather than a badly one!

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Old Jan 14, 2012 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
He is a very good presenter but I think he needs a good haircut rather than a badly one!

Les
Oh, Les! You are looking for a bite now. Let me explain; "I need a drink very badly" means I am desperate for a drink. I didn't say: "He needs a very bad haircut for his very bad hair do.", did I?? In that sense, you being Shakespeare on the use of "badly" there makes you worthy of a "FAIL" in your bite exam in non-creative writing!
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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 12:24 PM
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I was pulling your leg, figuratively that is!

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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
I was pulling your leg, figuratively that is!

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Old Jan 15, 2012 | 01:58 PM
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BITE = Business, Information Technology and Economics taken at KS3,

just tried to download the PDF but it won't let me. The GCSE seems to be later and a EDEXCEL Course.

I'm not being obstructive just curious as I've never come across it as a GCSE before..

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