Alan, tell us more about the pigs please.

 

No, no, no.

"...But which is better? There's only one way to find out; FIIIIGHT!"

 

What's that, tell Kas/Alladin/Kareenababy to stop being a trolling ****?

 

Cptn Miller: "No. No, I save that one just for me."

 

This is where you let let yourself down, apart from being a trolling little ****** with an axe to grind.

With the greatest of respect, wind your fucking neck in!

How's your Subaru going to **** all over MicaReds? Is it that badly built that it's leaking fluid all over? Only ask, as the last time I checked, Impreza's don't have penises.

 

You don't have to "be" either of them just "talk" to them

 

Eh?

If you mean that your Subaru is quicker than mine then yes it probably is.
The only thing that proves is that you have the mentality of a 6 year old child. Do you really go around telling people that your car is faster and will p1ss all over their cars?

 

Yes, and quite obviously your dad is bigger than his dad.

 

My uncle flies a helicopter.

 

like i said unless you are either of them you dont realy know!!!!

 

How this thread has not been locked by now I will never know, yes healthy discussion is great and exactly what it is all about but surely its gone far beyond this now ? and is doing more damage than good.up until this thread had personally not heard one single complaint about any off these mappers ,indeed not a week would go by without there names being mentioned here on scoobynet off just how great there were at the job they do.as someone who plans to have there car mapped early in the new year have to say this thread has seriously made me wonder if its worth the bother,so as l say its doing nothing for the reputation off both scoobynet or the mappers themselves.

 

Jono there are many many bad experiences with mappers that dont get mentioned on here as when you criticise 1 mapper all those people who have had their cars mapped by them defend them, they have too or they are idiots too for using them,
I had a experience on another forum about a mapper, a member on there slagged me to hell and back saying the mapper was great etc etc, now move on 15 months and that persons engine popped due to running lean, I did try not to laugh after warning them but hey im just a loon trolling,
that is why I always tell ANYONE who has used Andrew Carr to get it on the rollers, this mapper is dangerous as I have heard story after story about him.

 

The thread should be moved to the muppet room not locked

 

I have those pictures as background on my desk pc at the office.
When I'm absolutely pi$$ed off I just sit there looking wistfully at them lazing around in the sun, not a care in their heads, wondering what it is I have to do to swop places, even for just a while.
Instead of which, I have to run around all day, being all business like, just to bring home the bacon.

Sigh again..

 

Alan, can I have some pics of you and Martyn running the dyno so I can wistfully imagine doing that, rather than my mundane job!!

 

Ah yes, but remember in animal farm, not all the pigs are equal, some swan about on their hind legs giving orders to the rest, ring any bells Alan

 

Jdm stig u have pm

 

Well, in my Porcine fantasy, I'd be in charge of the trough naturally.
It has been pointed out to me that my duties could include making love, but I dare say I'd get used to it. OR delegate to Martyn if I don't fancy her.