Ooh. pas de touché

 

Can we get back to the original off-topic subject please?

 

we've done the topic somwhere so no need t go back to that

 

I have been in a meeting at work today,I was a little nervous on my return home on the m6 but i escaped past coventry unseen by the traffic police.

I see simon hasnt returned so i declare the thread dead.

Please come back simon maybe just for a chat or even a cuddle, i think of you as a friend now!

 

Ya big softy

 

So if he's not a cop, what does he do to "you see i deal with real issues on a daily basis, fatalities, murder scenes, suicides, road traffic collisions just to name a few. maybe you should have a job like mine ."
If he's a PCSO, then he might stand at a cordon for one of the above. Whatever, he's an embarassment to any Police Force.

 

Sounds Like a proper c**k

 

Well theres 30 mins of my life i wont get back.

 

hay another joker on swapz
http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2257876/
and one more
http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2234711...hp_no_149_200/
oh his add's gone by the way

 

got rid of it

 

What of Ur car. That was quick

 

You do if you are a greengrocer!

 

Which makes this whole thread completely pointless!! As if it wasn't pointless enough already!

(Funny though )

 

wheeler dealers contacted me and said the tv comany wanted it for there production team.

 

Why, has it been snowing round their way?

 

must have been, offer i couldt refuse and you can all see the talked about snow plough on sky now ,just incase your missing it..... have a new scooby now ....amazing...... pics are a bit crap as havnt had chance to take any of my own as dark when i got it home. thanks for the reply simon.

 

Fair play Simon, it's all in good humour mate . If that's the case then lets see the piccies, after all we are all Impreza fans here .

 

i am not a pcso and dont work for the police but with the police.
i carry out witness burns for the met , weapons that have been used by the police that cant be used again, i decontaminate vehicles that have gun residue from explosives, i decontaminate the filters at the gun range for the met. we dealt with the london bombings ,

 

Im sorry mate but if u did that u couldn't say anything let alone tell us lot.

 

i have put some pics on my albums and profile. tommy wont like it as has decals.

 

i was letting you know as you keep taking the p*** . i have signed official secrets and i am cleared for every police station in uk, beleive it or not that is what i do. said before dont tell lies, i am vetted upto the hilt, dont think i am breaking any laws, then again dont get done for speeding either due to nature of my job . im off call tonight , but if i was on i would be dealing with incident on M5.

 

im not telling anything apart from the nature of my job .

 

Car looks nice mate, what's the spec on it?

 

Morgue attendant/fantasist?

Seem to have as well a developed sense of humor as his 'clients'.

 

Well your very close to that line. All Im saying.

 

Very much like the car

 

no mate not a coroner, but i see lots of em

 

thanks scott that means a lot.... also micadan thanks for the positive feedback

 

dont believe what previous owners say ,no doubt you agree with that,i will book it in to subaru4u next week and have it r/r tested and checked over, seems too good to be true but im not goona give you lot any ammo to fire back at me. it drives like anew car ,its got loads of torque... made the plough seem like a dinasour. and you can drive this one like you stole it,unlike the plough, but tommy still wont like it

 

If you give us a list of what's been done we should be able to give you a pretty accurate BHP estimation, then you can get it on the r/r and that should give you confirmation that everything is as it should be. We are not here to make you look silly Simon, we are help to offer advice.