Because I try to see the best in everyone, and you all obviously like her. But no, not for me.

 

They were made out of something out of a vat at I.C.I. She's got a face that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then got savaged by a Rottweiller. Then got blown up by an IED.

 

I'd leave Tulisa's sausage wallet looking like a carpark quiche for sure. Mucky little ****

 

Complete and utter Chav.


Saying that. I'd fill her up with that much spunk, it'd start dribbling out of her ears.

 

What an epic thread for new sayings

 

That reminds me of Sammy Davis Jnr. saying 'God made me as ugly as he could and then smacked me in the face with a shovel!'.

 

I don't see what all the fuss is about

 

bang tidy!
I'd smash her back doors in
I'd suck a fart out of her ****
I'd spray her with milk!
Id **** smash her until dead..
But we need pics!!
Aye quite fancy the thought of the getto supaslag noshing me off.

You lot sound like a bunch of chavs

 

What would you like me to say ?

I'd **** on her t!ts ?

 

ghetto fabulous.

 

What can you say, she brings out the inner chav in some people, innit. Me, I love every bone in her body, especially mine.

 

As long as she kept them ears on lol

 

 

I have literally spilled my tea!

 

My question is - why apologise for having an opinion?

As for liking her - not particular - just think she looking like a horny little minx in the ***** outfit - especially the ears

It's not like I want to marry her or anything!!

 

£2 you did not

 

Would you like to send that to my Paypal or by cheque?

 

This is a Subaru forum! We have all got a bit of chav in us.

Besides, I don't want no stuck up girl. I want a bird that is just a happy in KFC but that i can take to Gaucho's

 

LOL.

What about the "I would" bit, though? Does that mean you might bang her in your dreams, then? What if you shout out "Tulisa, Tulisa!" in bed while Mrs. Trout is quietly asleep with 3-piece suited Gary Barlow inside her head? Mrs. Trout might bang your head on the wall, then. Be afraid, I say. Be very, very afraid.

 

Hang on, I have just re-read your post.

With "I would", you might have meant that you would like to wear the cat suit like Tulisa's with matching ears. That's fine. That is harmless, nowt wrong with that. Just don't forget to post your picture up here in the gear for SN appraisal.

 

You must have heard of Snog, Marry, Avoid?

I was just playing the advanced version







Or maybe I was just stirring up the crowd






PS Mrs T has a thing for Max Beazley