Got a scammer on my hook. What to do next?
10 October 2011, 06:52 PM
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received this morning......my favourite bit is BARTH OF BARTH!!!WTF??
friend why do you want to this to that miss that you did not TRUST me
again when you are telling me now that you want to charge the case to
count because of protection i like that i will give you my full
details so that you can my agent the money to come on monday
morning.......
THIS IS MY ADDRESS IN UNITED STATE
NAME:Willamina David
ADDRESS:764 disney world road orlando fla
BARTH OF BARTH:1979/APRIL/3
MY MOTHER NAME: ROSE DAVID
MY FAVOURITE FOOD:RICE
OKAY I WILL LIKE YOU TO GET MY AGENT ADDRESS SO THAT YOU CAN GET THE
FULL DETAILS.
James Bamowa.
5 Heston Yard,
Kenning ton,
London,
SE8 4EL.
United Kingdom.
THIS IS THE ALL DETAILS I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M VERY SERIOUS TO
BUYER SO THAT YOU SHOULD NOT THINK THAT I WANT TO SCAM YOU FRIEND
SORRY ABOUT YOUR DOG I WANT YOU TO GET THE MONEY TOMORROW THE WAY I
SAID TO YOU THAT MY AGENT TO COME AND PICK THE CAR UP.............
THANKS
friend why do you want to this to that miss that you did not TRUST me
again when you are telling me now that you want to charge the case to
count because of protection i like that i will give you my full
details so that you can my agent the money to come on monday
morning.......
THIS IS MY ADDRESS IN UNITED STATE
NAME:Willamina David
ADDRESS:764 disney world road orlando fla
BARTH OF BARTH:1979/APRIL/3
MY MOTHER NAME: ROSE DAVID
MY FAVOURITE FOOD:RICE
OKAY I WILL LIKE YOU TO GET MY AGENT ADDRESS SO THAT YOU CAN GET THE
FULL DETAILS.
James Bamowa.
5 Heston Yard,
Kenning ton,
London,
SE8 4EL.
United Kingdom.
THIS IS THE ALL DETAILS I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M VERY SERIOUS TO
BUYER SO THAT YOU SHOULD NOT THINK THAT I WANT TO SCAM YOU FRIEND
SORRY ABOUT YOUR DOG I WANT YOU TO GET THE MONEY TOMORROW THE WAY I
SAID TO YOU THAT MY AGENT TO COME AND PICK THE CAR UP.............
THANKS
10 October 2011, 06:54 PM
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reply sent.........
ALOHA FROM SPAIN!!
I visited the doctor yesterday as my disease has come back. He says its due to the stress of the last couple of SCAMMER days plus losing Poo-Poo.
Its called Tourretes finger and causes me to uncontrolably type FCUKINSCAMMER obscenities.
He also advised my to take a holiday so SCAMMINGCNUT I found one on icelolly.com and left immediately.
I also visited my lawyer, Bob GETAFCUKINGJOB of Johnson, Johnson, Johnson and Bob Soliciters and spoke with him about my claim. He advised me that SCAMMINGBEHINDASCREEN you also mis-sold me PPI a few years ago and I should also claim that too so I'll be adding SCAMMERSAREKNOBS that to my 700gbp Im claiming.
Anyway, must go as Im typing this on my phone, (isnt technology SCAMMINGFCUKINGBASTAD wonderful)
Bob says he'll email you soon with the hearing details)
TTFN
Peter Laptopsfrom, of the clan Laptopsfrom (there can be only one)
SENT FROM MY BLUEBERRY
ALOHA FROM SPAIN!!
I visited the doctor yesterday as my disease has come back. He says its due to the stress of the last couple of SCAMMER days plus losing Poo-Poo.
Its called Tourretes finger and causes me to uncontrolably type FCUKINSCAMMER obscenities.
He also advised my to take a holiday so SCAMMINGCNUT I found one on icelolly.com and left immediately.
I also visited my lawyer, Bob GETAFCUKINGJOB of Johnson, Johnson, Johnson and Bob Soliciters and spoke with him about my claim. He advised me that SCAMMINGBEHINDASCREEN you also mis-sold me PPI a few years ago and I should also claim that too so I'll be adding SCAMMERSAREKNOBS that to my 700gbp Im claiming.
Anyway, must go as Im typing this on my phone, (isnt technology SCAMMINGFCUKINGBASTAD wonderful)
Bob says he'll email you soon with the hearing details)
TTFN
Peter Laptopsfrom, of the clan Laptopsfrom (there can be only one)
SENT FROM MY BLUEBERRY
10 October 2011, 07:26 PM
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love it
someone else played with him last year
http://hilarushi.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html
someone else played with him last year
http://hilarushi.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html
10 October 2011, 07:52 PM
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Sad thing is that some people obviously fall for this crap otherwise they wouldnt keep doing it. I bet the police dont do jack all about it either.
Funny how they can trace someone accross the other side of the world with nothing more than a hair or track people via mobiles etc but commit internet fraud and you get away scott free.
Who says crime doesn't pay.
Funny how they can trace someone accross the other side of the world with nothing more than a hair or track people via mobiles etc but commit internet fraud and you get away scott free.
Who says crime doesn't pay.
10 October 2011, 08:57 PM
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Sad thing is that some people obviously fall for this crap otherwise they wouldnt keep doing it. I bet the police dont do jack all about it either.
Funny how they can trace someone accross the other side of the world with nothing more than a hair or track people via mobiles etc but commit internet fraud and you get away scott free.
Who says crime doesn't pay.
Funny how they can trace someone accross the other side of the world with nothing more than a hair or track people via mobiles etc but commit internet fraud and you get away scott free.
Who says crime doesn't pay.
Great thread, ive lead a few Nigerian scammers up the garden path myself in the past.
10 October 2011, 09:15 PM
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You are very stupid and mad for what you have been telling me all this
while after payment has been made for the item and your money has been
deducted from my account........I will not persuade you again because
enough is enough.......My lawyer and metro police has been involved in
this case and i promise you that you will die in jail because my
lawyer has go through all the mailed you have been sending to me and
him is working on time................You will die in jail i promise
you because i can't just afford to loose that kind of money and the
item and that is the reason why i do mailed you almost every
time......I will stop mailing you now and work towards in sending you
to jail for taking my money and refuse to send the money to my agent i
have paid for......I guess you are a stupid and mad fellow who take
someone else money on internet........Go and send the money now if you
really love yourself or else you will see what monkey see before we
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail.....
I will jail you for life and if you are not ready to send the money,
quickly refund my money back to my agent via western union and get
back to me with the transfer details so that i can totally forget
about the deal.............You are a stupid human being and i will
show you who i am in this united kingdom .....Go and send the money
now and stop delaying the pick up of the item and get back to me with
the control number
while after payment has been made for the item and your money has been
deducted from my account........I will not persuade you again because
enough is enough.......My lawyer and metro police has been involved in
this case and i promise you that you will die in jail because my
lawyer has go through all the mailed you have been sending to me and
him is working on time................You will die in jail i promise
you because i can't just afford to loose that kind of money and the
item and that is the reason why i do mailed you almost every
time......I will stop mailing you now and work towards in sending you
to jail for taking my money and refuse to send the money to my agent i
have paid for......I guess you are a stupid and mad fellow who take
someone else money on internet........Go and send the money now if you
really love yourself or else you will see what monkey see before we
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail.....
I will jail you for life and if you are not ready to send the money,
quickly refund my money back to my agent via western union and get
back to me with the transfer details so that i can totally forget
about the deal.............You are a stupid human being and i will
show you who i am in this united kingdom .....Go and send the money
now and stop delaying the pick up of the item and get back to me with
the control number
10 October 2011, 09:24 PM
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in
the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God
created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,
slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his
standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are
Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the
slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You
are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make
Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0
mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think
that HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a
rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who
ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns
all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your
way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs
out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
spouse be blessed with many *******s.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
_Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid,
illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in
the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God
created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,
slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his
standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are
Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the
slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You
are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make
Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0
mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think
that HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a
rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who
ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns
all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your
way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs
out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
spouse be blessed with many *******s.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
_Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid,
illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.
10 October 2011, 09:24 PM
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this is the funniest thing i have ever read....
next reply should be that your going on holiday where he lives and will take car in hand luggage and meet him.
next reply should be that your going on holiday where he lives and will take car in hand luggage and meet him.
10 October 2011, 09:35 PM
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You are very stupid and mad for what you have been telling me all this
while after payment has been made for the item and your money has been
deducted from my account........I will not persuade you again because
enough is enough.......My lawyer and metro police has been involved in
this case and i promise you that you will die in jail because my
lawyer has go through all the mailed you have been sending to me and
him is working on time................You will die in jail i promise
you because i can't just afford to loose that kind of money and the
item and that is the reason why i do mailed you almost every
time......I will stop mailing you now and work towards in sending you
to jail for taking my money and refuse to send the money to my agent i
have paid for......I guess you are a stupid and mad fellow who take
someone else money on internet........Go and send the money now if you
really love yourself or else you will see what monkey see before we
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail.....
I will jail you for life and if you are not ready to send the money,
quickly refund my money back to my agent via western union and get
back to me with the transfer details so that i can totally forget
about the deal.............You are a stupid human being and i will
show you who i am in this united kingdom .....Go and send the money
now and stop delaying the pick up of the item and get back to me with
the control number
while after payment has been made for the item and your money has been
deducted from my account........I will not persuade you again because
enough is enough.......My lawyer and metro police has been involved in
this case and i promise you that you will die in jail because my
lawyer has go through all the mailed you have been sending to me and
him is working on time................You will die in jail i promise
you because i can't just afford to loose that kind of money and the
item and that is the reason why i do mailed you almost every
time......I will stop mailing you now and work towards in sending you
to jail for taking my money and refuse to send the money to my agent i
have paid for......I guess you are a stupid and mad fellow who take
someone else money on internet........Go and send the money now if you
really love yourself or else you will see what monkey see before we
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail.....
I will jail you for life and if you are not ready to send the money,
quickly refund my money back to my agent via western union and get
back to me with the transfer details so that i can totally forget
about the deal.............You are a stupid human being and i will
show you who i am in this united kingdom .....Go and send the money
now and stop delaying the pick up of the item and get back to me with
the control number
TX.
10 October 2011, 10:43 PM
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ooooooo........you very stupid fellow. You die, you die in jail very long time.........next to me
What is you barth of barth??
What is you barth of barth??
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10 October 2011, 11:21 PM
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you will see what monkey see before we
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail
now, Ive read that a good few times and I still dont know wtf it means. Is it just a random list of words or am I missing something?
When ever have the words monkey, human being, money, forest and jail been used in the same sentence??
Is this a coincidence that the MJ trial is taking place atm?
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail
now, Ive read that a good few times and I still dont know wtf it means. Is it just a random list of words or am I missing something?
When ever have the words monkey, human being, money, forest and jail been used in the same sentence??
Is this a coincidence that the MJ trial is taking place atm?
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10 October 2011, 11:30 PM
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I've had exactly the same dialogue with 4 scammers just this week, trying to sell a 1 series BMW, all from Pistonheads, all offering to pay with Paypal and send an agent to collect.
Called Pistonheads to air my concerns, they said 'there has never been even one successful scam of this sort'. Really?
These were the email names:
Dominic Purceel
Marc Jay
Mercy Jones
Some other name I can't remember!
These emails all have one thing in common.....none of them actually mention the car by make or model, they just say 'is your item still for sale'
I reply: Yes it is for sale, would you like to pay with Paypal and get your agent to collect? I never hear from them again afterwards.
Called Pistonheads to air my concerns, they said 'there has never been even one successful scam of this sort'. Really?
These were the email names:
Dominic Purceel
Marc Jay
Mercy Jones
Some other name I can't remember!
These emails all have one thing in common.....none of them actually mention the car by make or model, they just say 'is your item still for sale'
I reply: Yes it is for sale, would you like to pay with Paypal and get your agent to collect? I never hear from them again afterwards.
10 October 2011, 11:33 PM
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you will see what monkey see before we
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail
now, Ive read that a good few times and I still dont know wtf it means. Is it just a random list of words or am I missing something?
When ever have the words monkey, human being, money, forest and jail been used in the same sentence??
Is this a coincidence that the MJ trial is taking place atm?
human being sent money to forest and your own forest will be jail
now, Ive read that a good few times and I still dont know wtf it means. Is it just a random list of words or am I missing something?
When ever have the words monkey, human being, money, forest and jail been used in the same sentence??
Is this a coincidence that the MJ trial is taking place atm?