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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 06:31 PM
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okay friend sorry about the dog i think the dog is okay, i have to you
before that paypal have contact my agent company because i told you
that i need that car for urgent that i s why friend but you told the
you have get the money send yesterday why you can transfer the details
to the shipping company so that they can confirm it....... today so
that there will not be delay to come to the address that you gave that
i forward to them,friend your are not get the money send so that i can
tell paypal that you are going to get the money send tomorrow because
of your dog that is wat yesterday i will try to explain to the
customer care so that there we not be waiting for the information that
you have send the money.......... sorry about your dog again friend
try to care of him..thanks
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 06:32 PM
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any reply suggestions??
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 06:55 PM
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tell him "you just need his bank account details and sort code, and you can wire him to monies as soon as possible!" *George ackdukadeqengo's voice* LOL!
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Parts
any reply suggestions??
How about

**** off you useless P.O.S and get a real job instead of trying to scam people, and if you are going to scam people then at least have the ***** to do it face to face rather than hiding behind a screen ya fecking coward

Or words to that effect
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 09:02 PM
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Scooby parts a scammer?
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by wisky_uk2
Scooby parts a scammer?
no definetely not mate ,hes after suggestions of a reply to send to someone whos trying to scam him,reply above is a suggestion that he should send to the scammer.
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 09:10 PM
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Ah I follow you I saw the paypal picture befor I had 1 like that wish I knew where the ***t was would of drove
My sube into his liven room and parked it
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 11:13 PM
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reply sent.


Hello


Little Poo-Poo died at 2.14pm.

Ive been in touch with a company well known in Britain, Injurylawyers4u. They think I have a case against you for undue stress due to the sale as I feel that it was your fault Im now looking to seek legal advice as I am looking for compensation for my loss.

I need your full name, address, location, D.O.B., colour of socks and pants, mothers maiden name and detail of your favourite food for my lawyer.

Im willing to accept a one off payment and full settlement of 700gbp for my troubles or Ill have no option than to take this to court.

I await your reply.

One Poo-Pooless owner
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 11:21 PM
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just when you thought it couldn't get any better
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 11:31 PM
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Quality thread
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 11:40 PM
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Great reply!
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 11:42 PM
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Ha ha, the old "switch-eroo"!! The scammer become the scammee!!

Love it

Last edited by MicaDan; Oct 10, 2011 at 12:05 AM.
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Old Oct 9, 2011 | 11:57 PM
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This is absolute class...had a tough day at work today so this has just made it all worth it...
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Parts
reply sent.


Hello


Little Poo-Poo died at 2.14pm.

Ive been in touch with a company well known in Britain, Injurylawyers4u. They think I have a case against you for undue stress due to the sale as I feel that it was your fault Im now looking to seek legal advice as I am looking for compensation for my loss.

I need your full name, address, location, D.O.B., colour of socks and pants, mothers maiden name and detail of your favourite food for my lawyer.

Im willing to accept a one off payment and full settlement of 700gbp for my troubles or Ill have no option than to take this to court.

I await your reply.

One Poo-Pooless owner
Quality.
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 12:16 AM
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Funniest thread I have read for ages. Nice one
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 01:56 AM
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Yeah that's cool lol
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 07:53 AM
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thats a damn good reply PMSL.

I wonder if the idiot will reply to you after that or is this the end of the thread?

Tune in next time! lol
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 07:54 AM
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Is is soo funny everyones on The edge of there seat waiting for next reply! Lol
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Carlh
thats a damn good reply PMSL.

I wonder if the idiot will reply to you after that or is this the end of the thread?

Tune in next time! lol
+1
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 08:17 AM
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Brilliant! love this thread...

you should email him the link to this thread lol
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 08:48 AM
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This thread is awesome!

subscribed
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 10:55 AM
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Any updates today tho.

BTW the popstcode SE8 is about 15 mins from work.
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 11:26 AM
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Pmsl not laughed this hard in so long:}
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Fleetster
Brilliant! love this thread...

you should email him the link to this thread lol
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 12:01 PM
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this should be an olympic sport. fcking great.

ive loved the one where they make people send pictures of themselves wearing signs saying ridiculous things.

good job here too.

like the pitt st address lol.

tbh id never sell a car over paypal , id get lost in the jungle of jargon.

its cash or bank transfer until money cleared.

keep up the good work, hope your scoobie grows into a nice one lol
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 01:10 PM
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Loved this thread lol

Had a few myself i dont normally take it as far as this tho lol
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 01:31 PM
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Haha. Brilliant. Can't wait for the next response.

Welldone that man.
To be fair, anyone that does get scammed by an idiot such as this deserves everything they get in my opinion.
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 01:51 PM
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Tell him that you've met a 14year old Nigerian girl, but its ok, because your 28
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 02:21 PM
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What about tellin him you know what's he is Upto and want in sayin you cud find him loads of people to scam then if he bites hand his contact details over to the police
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Old Oct 10, 2011 | 03:01 PM
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sorry to hear about poo poo. i could sort out the funeral arrangements for 700gbp
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