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Old 09 October 2011, 06:31 PM
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okay friend sorry about the dog i think the dog is okay, i have to you
before that paypal have contact my agent company because i told you
that i need that car for urgent that i s why friend but you told the
you have get the money send yesterday why you can transfer the details
to the shipping company so that they can confirm it....... today so
that there will not be delay to come to the address that you gave that
i forward to them,friend your are not get the money send so that i can
tell paypal that you are going to get the money send tomorrow because
of your dog that is wat yesterday i will try to explain to the
customer care so that there we not be waiting for the information that
you have send the money.......... sorry about your dog again friend
try to care of him..thanks
Old 09 October 2011, 06:32 PM
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any reply suggestions??
Old 09 October 2011, 06:55 PM
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tell him "you just need his bank account details and sort code, and you can wire him to monies as soon as possible!" *George ackdukadeqengo's voice* LOL!
Old 09 October 2011, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Parts
any reply suggestions??
How about

**** off you useless P.O.S and get a real job instead of trying to scam people, and if you are going to scam people then at least have the ***** to do it face to face rather than hiding behind a screen ya fecking coward

Or words to that effect
Old 09 October 2011, 09:02 PM
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Scooby parts a scammer?
Old 09 October 2011, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by wisky_uk2
Scooby parts a scammer?
no definetely not mate ,hes after suggestions of a reply to send to someone whos trying to scam him,reply above is a suggestion that he should send to the scammer.
Old 09 October 2011, 09:10 PM
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Ah I follow you I saw the paypal picture befor I had 1 like that wish I knew where the ***t was would of drove
My sube into his liven room and parked it
Old 09 October 2011, 11:13 PM
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reply sent.


Hello


Little Poo-Poo died at 2.14pm.

Ive been in touch with a company well known in Britain, Injurylawyers4u. They think I have a case against you for undue stress due to the sale as I feel that it was your fault Im now looking to seek legal advice as I am looking for compensation for my loss.

I need your full name, address, location, D.O.B., colour of socks and pants, mothers maiden name and detail of your favourite food for my lawyer.

Im willing to accept a one off payment and full settlement of 700gbp for my troubles or Ill have no option than to take this to court.

I await your reply.

One Poo-Pooless owner
Old 09 October 2011, 11:21 PM
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just when you thought it couldn't get any better
Old 09 October 2011, 11:31 PM
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Quality thread
Old 09 October 2011, 11:40 PM
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Great reply!
Old 09 October 2011, 11:42 PM
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Ha ha, the old "switch-eroo"!! The scammer become the scammee!!

Love it

Last edited by MicaDan; 10 October 2011 at 12:05 AM.
Old 09 October 2011, 11:57 PM
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This is absolute class...had a tough day at work today so this has just made it all worth it...
Old 10 October 2011, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Parts
reply sent.


Hello


Little Poo-Poo died at 2.14pm.

Ive been in touch with a company well known in Britain, Injurylawyers4u. They think I have a case against you for undue stress due to the sale as I feel that it was your fault Im now looking to seek legal advice as I am looking for compensation for my loss.

I need your full name, address, location, D.O.B., colour of socks and pants, mothers maiden name and detail of your favourite food for my lawyer.

Im willing to accept a one off payment and full settlement of 700gbp for my troubles or Ill have no option than to take this to court.

I await your reply.

One Poo-Pooless owner
Quality.
Old 10 October 2011, 12:16 AM
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Funniest thread I have read for ages. Nice one
Old 10 October 2011, 01:56 AM
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Yeah that's cool lol
Old 10 October 2011, 07:53 AM
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thats a damn good reply PMSL.

I wonder if the idiot will reply to you after that or is this the end of the thread?

Tune in next time! lol
Old 10 October 2011, 07:54 AM
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Is is soo funny everyones on The edge of there seat waiting for next reply! Lol
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Originally Posted by Carlh
thats a damn good reply PMSL.

I wonder if the idiot will reply to you after that or is this the end of the thread?

Tune in next time! lol
+1
Old 10 October 2011, 08:17 AM
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Brilliant! love this thread...

you should email him the link to this thread lol
Old 10 October 2011, 08:48 AM
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This thread is awesome!

subscribed
Old 10 October 2011, 10:55 AM
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Any updates today tho.

BTW the popstcode SE8 is about 15 mins from work.
Old 10 October 2011, 11:26 AM
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Pmsl not laughed this hard in so long:}
Old 10 October 2011, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Fleetster
Brilliant! love this thread...

you should email him the link to this thread lol
Old 10 October 2011, 12:01 PM
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this should be an olympic sport. fcking great.

ive loved the one where they make people send pictures of themselves wearing signs saying ridiculous things.

good job here too.

like the pitt st address lol.

tbh id never sell a car over paypal , id get lost in the jungle of jargon.

its cash or bank transfer until money cleared.

keep up the good work, hope your scoobie grows into a nice one lol
Old 10 October 2011, 01:10 PM
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Loved this thread lol

Had a few myself i dont normally take it as far as this tho lol
Old 10 October 2011, 01:31 PM
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Haha. Brilliant. Can't wait for the next response.

Welldone that man.
To be fair, anyone that does get scammed by an idiot such as this deserves everything they get in my opinion.
Old 10 October 2011, 01:51 PM
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Tell him that you've met a 14year old Nigerian girl, but its ok, because your 28
Old 10 October 2011, 02:21 PM
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What about tellin him you know what's he is Upto and want in sayin you cud find him loads of people to scam then if he bites hand his contact details over to the police
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sorry to hear about poo poo. i could sort out the funeral arrangements for 700gbp


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