Stilover, we've all been through it. After 7 years rogetherm, my ex met a guy within weeks of us splitting and was married within 6 months :-) At the time I was gutted, but it wasnt that I missed her, but the fact that she'd replaced me so soon, and I felt un wanted.

A good test is to pull one off, get all the sexual tension out of you, then see how you feel towards her. A full sack is a powerful mind altering situation and will confuse a man's mind and perspective. Once I'd done that, and all that sexual urge was gone, did I really miss her ?, as a person ? Nope :-)

I reckon its more the fact some other guy is with her now, but for every stunning girl out there, there's a ex boyfriend who cant stand her, i.e. they all come with issues, faults and problems. If you got back together, for the first two weeks its all fun, but her personality will come back, as would the arguements / issues. You think she's the one, as half a loaf is better than none, so to speak.

Ive done some right desparate stupid things when my ex split with me. Thinking back now, Im embrassed at how I must of looked, the things I said and did. Therefore the only advice I can give you, is to hold on to your pride, as this will outlast any feeling of hurt, or sorrow. Once a woman looses respect for you, its gone for ever, so stay cool, dont ring, dont hound her, dont text stupid tests when drunk, dont talk to her mates about her, as the more distant, more happy, and more `Hasnt effected me` you protray, the more she questions if she's done the right thing. Childish, but true.

Women eh , its all a big game ! Aye :-)

As for my current lady and her bad habits ?? Well, she's messy, she starts endless jobs but never finishes, she talks for England, she's always right, she hits the car constantly, she has filled the garden with over 100 pots, which look awful and her family annoy the hell out of me. But, she's given mw two lovely children, she's a great mother, sex is always available and she has a heart of gold and Ive very lucky to have her :-)

Who am I kidding....................... she's got great **** ! aye ! :-)

SBK



SBK

 

I wonder if H1983 had it in last night

 

She's still breastfeeding I hope??! I remember what happened last time you got lucky after the sproglet arrived!!

 

Only just spotted that referred to me.

I think I should keep all that to myself from now on. Be all ladylike, and stuff

 

Using my razor to shave her legs then denying all knowledge of it. It's okay because I use her toothbrush to clean all the hairs out.

 

Oh another one. Using her inhaler up then swapping the canistors with mine. I don't use it very often so when I actually have to use it it's always empty. That's irritating, all because she's too lazy to get a repeat prescription.

 

Some good advise there Simon.

Thanks

 

That made me laugh!! Evil or what though!!

 

My other half has a complete and utter inability to be on time for anything.. even if I make her get up at a specified time so she has plenty of time to get ready, she somehow still ends up being late. As I'm someone who's a bit funny about being where I say I will be when i say i'll be there (always been like that apparently according to my old dear!) my fiancee's lack of punctuality absolutely infuriates me!

Even this morning.. we had to leave the house at half 7 to get the train so I kicked her out of bed at 6.30 to get ready. I managed to get out of bed at .10, wash, shave, have my morning dump and be ready on time.. she however wasn't set until 7.35 so we had to run for the train. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

Gagging

 

Wife's worst habit? - being suspicious I'm seeing someone else

































Girlfriend's worst habit? - being over optimistic about her ability to get somewhere/do something when she says she will

 

Not a girlfriend but a girl i know who i have...er...benefits with, just sent me an absolute belter of a text.

Classic woman arguing.....


"I'm not stubborn, I'm right!"

Had me in stitches. so i told her. Didn't go down well to say the least

 

Mate if she loved you there is no way she would have found a new bloke in a few weeks, she had him waiting.

Trust me.

 

nice- that'll cheer him up knowing he was being cheated on !

 

my honest view on women, after many decades of research.

the loopier they are, the better they will be in bed.

but trying to find one who is a demon in bed AND a devine hostess, cleaner, mother, hard worker, clean/tidy, posh, presentable etc etc is a very hard trick.

thing is if their habits annoy you on day one, can you imagine it years down the line.

I dated a real stunner and one of the mosst "varied" girls ever, happy to try anything and suggest things, but jeez- her house was a tip, she couldn't frame herself to pay bills or sort money issues out (earnt lots and was a professional) couldn't clean up, change bedding etc

lived life on finance, expensive motors, motor bike, clothes blah blah.

stupidily clingy. I cycle- 2-3 times a week. endless fooking texts and phone calls to check where I was whilst mtb'ing, (I night ride a lot). bloody hell my mates were always taking the p!"!!


my best mate said to me, get her pregnant, you might as well kiss good bye to yr nice hse, yr money , yr life etc: she'll finish you off good and proper with all her mental ways.


I made sure I spent a weekend with her, double double checked that she was on her period and finished it. good fookin ridance.


however, some nice memories for the old w*nk bank !!!!!!!

 

I did not say cheating i said waiting.

In my experience, attractive people in general are never short of options.

Sti, the post above about not chasing is very true.

I delete every contact detail i have so that in a moment of weakness i can't contact them, then if they want you they will contact you.

But i always think it's a bad idea to go back to a situation that you obviously were not happy with.

You will get over it and when you feel sad just think of all the crap she used to give you.

Best cure is a new bird

 

 

Whilst masturbating? At home I would hope ...

 

do you know one strange thing, she could "c*me" in about 30 seconds flat if she wanted.

never experienced anything like it. just endless endless "o" 's for her.

used to send me allsorts of stuff by mobile. camera phones had just started to get widespread then. happy days.

she used to surf loads of p***, looking for ideas and stuff to try.

jeez, its getting quite hard to type thinking back !!!!!!!!!!!

got a tear in my one eye, right now............

 

Austin, were they real 'O's or just to please you

 

You got her number mate?

 

Yep, getting it now

 

That was a brilliant read, far too many gems to quote

Anyway I have a few

1. She always spends my money ***** nilly and has no intention of ever paying it back even though she earns a good wage herself

2. Overcooks meat because shes scared of getting food poisoning, I mean cooking sausages that take 10 mins for 40 mins !

4. Uses my shaver and doesnt clean it, thats f*cking disgusting btw

5. Brings my car back home with an empty tank when the closest place for 99ron is 25 miles away

And I could keep going but I best stop

 

Will's Girlfriend - it's the fanny farts after a good prodding!

 

I hate it when she paints her toenails.............especially during sex

 

That happened to me once.Girlfriend split & was shacked up with someone else in very short order!
My mate said "that's because women suffer from 'Monkey Syndrome'.They wont let go of one branch until they have a firm grasp on another one!'

Cheered me up.