People throwing stuff from cars
13 July 2011, 12:37 PM
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I had an entire can of 'soup and vegetables' thrown at me - it narrowly missed going through the window but splattered all over the windscreen and painwork. At the time I was pissed, but looking back in was kind of funny - left it on to dry though, and after taking it off it removed some of the paint!
13 July 2011, 12:40 PM
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I’m glad to see I'm not the only one with a sense of humour!
I will say though, that chucking rubbish and other 'hard' items out of windows at pedestrians or cyclists would annoy me, anything which injures or has a reasonable possibility of hurting someone deserves some form of revenge. In this instance I particularly like the tale about smashing in the drivers window.
Lemonade in the Caterham - lmao, but yeh lemonade is a bit harsh.
I will say though, that chucking rubbish and other 'hard' items out of windows at pedestrians or cyclists would annoy me, anything which injures or has a reasonable possibility of hurting someone deserves some form of revenge. In this instance I particularly like the tale about smashing in the drivers window.
Lemonade in the Caterham - lmao, but yeh lemonade is a bit harsh.
This may be key. but is your sense of humour related to when you arent on the receiving end of the hillarity ?
13 July 2011, 12:42 PM
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I had an entire can of 'soup and vegetables' thrown at me - it narrowly missed going through the window but splattered all over the windscreen and painwork. At the time I was pissed, but looking back in was kind of funny - left it on to dry though, and after taking it off it removed some of the paint!
You find it funny to have a projectile just miss you then damge your car, you are a strange one !
13 July 2011, 12:42 PM
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I had an entire can of 'soup and vegetables' thrown at me - it narrowly missed going through the window but splattered all over the windscreen and painwork. At the time I was pissed, but looking back in was kind of funny - left it on to dry though, and after taking it off it removed some of the paint!
13 July 2011, 01:17 PM
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13 July 2011, 01:17 PM
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For those of you getting worked up about water, I hope you never get into the situation where you get 'bananered' that goes everywhere, and its a right bitch to clean out of cracks and crevices.
13 July 2011, 01:22 PM
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13 July 2011, 01:30 PM
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Just say that you're behind and your car is, or has, suffered a fuel leak of some sort?! The still lit cig could easily ignite the fumes.
Granted, this scenario is highly improbable..... But not impossible.
13 July 2011, 01:38 PM
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Luckily I had only gotten a couple of miles from my house.
Still wonder if he (or she
) drove through it deliberately.............. 
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13 July 2011, 01:57 PM
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Oh and I'm guilty of lobbing paper waterbombs at a lady as she passed my house. Me and my mate were on the landing waiting at the window for a suitable candidate.
It was brilliant - my one fell into her wellie (it was already raining lol). My mate's got her slap bang in the chest area.
Cue a few seconds later this # RAP! RAP! RAP! # on the back door - at which point we ran and cowered in my bedroom LOL!
DISCLAIMER: we were annoying 13yo's, just playing at being annoying 13yo's.... Or otherwise known as "little *****".
It was brilliant - my one fell into her wellie (it was already raining lol). My mate's got her slap bang in the chest area.
Cue a few seconds later this # RAP! RAP! RAP! # on the back door - at which point we ran and cowered in my bedroom LOL!
DISCLAIMER: we were annoying 13yo's, just playing at being annoying 13yo's.... Or otherwise known as "little *****".
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13 July 2011, 03:04 PM
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13 July 2011, 03:45 PM
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A mate I cycle with a couple of times each week told me of a good tale this weekend: his wife is head x-ray person at a hospital.
badly beaten up bloke, giving it some on the bed, to the staff etc. ex army type, knows it all etc etc.
apparently he had been walking on the pavement with his wife/gf.
a lady cyclist had passed them, on the pavement.
he must have taken offence to this and hurled I guess verbal abuse at her.
he didn't spot her husband, cycling also, on the road behind.
who beat the living daylights of said ex-army bloke.
don't know more of the tale, why she was on the pavement etc? but very funny.
I know my mate's wife, said he deserved it: he had a right mouth on him.
badly beaten up bloke, giving it some on the bed, to the staff etc. ex army type, knows it all etc etc.
apparently he had been walking on the pavement with his wife/gf.
a lady cyclist had passed them, on the pavement.
he must have taken offence to this and hurled I guess verbal abuse at her.
he didn't spot her husband, cycling also, on the road behind.
who beat the living daylights of said ex-army bloke.
don't know more of the tale, why she was on the pavement etc? but very funny.
I know my mate's wife, said he deserved it: he had a right mouth on him.
13 July 2011, 04:29 PM
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13 July 2011, 04:47 PM
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But do remember the keyhole of the locked door that separated the men's changing rooms from the ladies' at the local swimming pool.
^^^ "Porky's" anyone? Or even "Sleepers." (which was on the other night - fab movie.)
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13 July 2011, 09:05 PM
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