Normal sh!te post from Jack. It's either how something from Apple is brilliant, or from their competitors is bad (or just made up!)

 

This is just made up Gaz, now off you scoot, have a happy life.

 

I'm still wondering what Android has got to with this 404 page?

All I see is an error message and picture of a broken robot, nothing to do with Android.

 

....and what's another name for an android???

 

Jack?

 

I didn't meet anyone, didn't get out of the gate even, fuel leak stopped play. Next time.

 

hah that's convenient.

 

Actually no it wasn't, I'd arranged to meet a lot of people at Infosec, old friends and colleagues mostly. I agreed to travel to London in a friends pimp Mitsubishi which promptly threw half a tank of petrol onto Tesco's car park and the next day I left the country. So not convenient at all. Hope you're not too disappointed, don't worry too much.

 

I was due to meet President Obama today, but my bike has a puncture... oh well

 

Are you male or female? Going by the bitchyness of your posts it must be the latter