It was disgusting!

I honestly wonder what the hell someone does or doesn't do to have teeth that bad!

 

No matter how many times i read your post i cant work it out lol

 

I had the other half going '' Look Will, look'' everytime Jaws from james Bond's sister was on screen!!!!

First I thought ''Blimey, does she use Gun powder to clean her teeth!!! ****!!

 

I couldn't see anything wrong with this bird that was on

 

Me too!
Think it is supposed to read:
'I honestly wonder what the hell someone does or doesn't do to have teeth that bad!'

 

She was fit! And so calm throughout the entire labour.

That was the episode that convinced my mrs that she wanted a water birth.

 

When is she due again?

 

It's my foofing phone, typo with 'the' but it turns hell into he'll!!!

 

Not the iphone surely?

 

You pervert.

I have gone back to manual texting. My touch screen is like a jelly having an epeliptic fit.

 

If I did that, I might as well sit in the corner with a pointy 'D' hat on!!

Or I could just read before I post

 

That's assuming she could find an NHS dentist to take her on as a patient

Mart

 

Didnt you know that we wear tin foil hats in here? The sandwich board has the 'D' on.

 

Lol!

 

I think some fat bloke in muppets made the hat on work experience

 

I,l NEVER eat a kebab again

 

A one, or two week project do you think?

 

The demand was so high he is now in prison making them instead of mailbags

 

lol i watched it to for some reason . i had to rewind when she opened her mouth just to make sure i had seen what i had seen . they were some tombstones

how the **** do your teeth get like that ?? and why would you let them get like that . her boyfriend was a space cadett to god help the child


laughed when the othe 5 kid bird told her husband to F&ck off as she was popping the sprog out

 

one for the lunch time gang

 

Me too! I remember that moment well, I would have thought after 4 other labours she could have chilled out a bit!

 

Why the hell was she such a drama queen if it was baby number 5?
It's almost as if she only has kids to get the sympathy!

 

it was the first proper birth i think . all the others were c sections

 

I don't think they were all sections, but I think they were all 'assisted'... but maybe I heard wrong.

My first birth was horrendus, but I told myself that second time around I was in control.
If you make a big song and dance about it like some of those women you are bound to get in a state.

I know I sound horrible, and that some women do have a low pain threshold, and nasty complications, but all the screeching and swearing in the world isn't going to make it all stop.

 

I know it doesn't make it stop, but it made me feel better, screeching at the other half that he was a rat f**k son of a bitch and ripping the skin off his hands with my nails
That was the birth of my second and last child

 

Lol! I can remember calling out a few obscene words, and with my daughter I had no pain releif so it all felt so much worse than with Fin.

When I heard one of the MW say the crowning "is a bit like a Chinese burn on your foo foo" I pissed myself.
I had to think that perhaps she hadn't given birth.

 

Ewww you pissed on a midwife?

 

You do realise I am talking about a TV program?

 

You were on tv!! Can I have you autograph please?

 

Lol!

I wouldn't want the whole of the uk looking at my foo foo!