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22 March 2011, 10:37 PM
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How come they are so poor on benefits and everyone else (you know what i mean)on them is living it up? They dont seem to have the basics, let alone luxuries.
Unless they spend it all on ****.
Her breath must have been putrid at both ends, poor midwife.
It was disgusting!
I honestly wonder what the hell someone does or doesn't do to have teeth that bad!
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22 March 2011, 10:43 PM
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It was disgusting!
No matter how many times i read your post i cant work it out lol
22 March 2011, 10:44 PM
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I had the other half going '' Look Will, look'' everytime Jaws from james Bond's sister was on screen!!!!
22 March 2011, 10:48 PM
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I couldn't see anything wrong with this bird that was on
22 March 2011, 10:49 PM
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No matter how many times i read your post i cant work it out lol
Me too!
Think it is supposed to read:
'I honestly wonder what the hell someone does or doesn't do to have teeth that bad!'
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22 March 2011, 10:52 PM
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I couldn't see anything wrong with this bird that was on
She was fit! And so calm throughout the entire labour.
That was the episode that convinced my mrs that she wanted a water birth.
22 March 2011, 10:54 PM
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22 March 2011, 10:55 PM
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No matter how many times i read your post i cant work it out lol
It's my foofing phone, typo with 'the' but it turns hell into he'll!!!
22 March 2011, 10:58 PM
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Not the iphone surely?
22 March 2011, 11:00 PM
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When is she due again?
You pervert.
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It's my foofing phone, typo with 'the' but it turns hell into he'll!!!
I have gone back to manual texting. My touch screen is like a jelly having an epeliptic fit.
22 March 2011, 11:08 PM
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You pervert.
I have gone back to manual texting. My touch screen is like a jelly having an epeliptic fit.
If I did that, I might as well sit in the corner with a pointy 'D' hat on!!
Or I could just read before I post
22 March 2011, 11:15 PM
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She must have been scared of the dentist or something, you get free dental care when pregnant so she had no excuse.
That's assuming she could find an NHS dentist to take her on as a patient
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23 March 2011, 07:54 AM
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If I did that, I might as well sit in the corner with a pointy 'D' hat on!!
Or I could just read before I post
Didnt you know that we wear tin foil hats in here? The sandwich board has the 'D' on.
23 March 2011, 08:29 AM
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Didnt you know that we wear tin foil hats in here? The sandwich board has the 'D' on.
Lol!
23 March 2011, 08:33 AM
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Lol!
I think some fat bloke in muppets made the hat on work experience
23 March 2011, 08:54 AM
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23 March 2011, 10:09 AM
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I think some fat bloke in muppets made the hat on work experience
A one, or two week project do you think?
23 March 2011, 11:36 AM
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A one, or two week project do you think?
The demand was so high he is now in prison making them instead of mailbags
23 March 2011, 01:32 PM
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lol i watched it to for some reason . i had to rewind when she opened her mouth just to make sure i had seen what i had seen . they were some tombstones
how the **** do your teeth get like that ?? and why would you let them get like that . her boyfriend was a space cadett to god help the child
laughed when the othe 5 kid bird told her husband to F&ck off
as she was popping the sprog out
23 March 2011, 01:42 PM
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one for the lunch time gang
23 March 2011, 01:42 PM
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laughed when the othe 5 kid bird told her husband to F&ck off
as she was popping the sprog out
Me too! I remember that moment well, I would have thought after 4 other labours she could have chilled out a bit!
23 March 2011, 02:12 PM
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Me too! I remember that moment well, I would have thought after 4 other labours she could have chilled out a bit!
Why the hell was she such a drama queen if it was baby number 5?
It's almost as if she only has kids to get the sympathy!
23 March 2011, 02:16 PM
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Why the hell was she such a drama queen if it was baby number 5?
It's almost as if she only has kids to get the sympathy!
it was the first proper birth i think . all the others were c sections
23 March 2011, 02:28 PM
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it was the first proper birth i think . all the others were c sections
I don't think they were all sections, but I think they were all 'assisted'... but maybe I heard wrong.
My first birth was horrendus, but I told myself that second time around I was in control.
If you make a big song and dance about it like some of those women you are bound to get in a state.
I know I sound horrible, and that some women do have a low pain threshold, and nasty complications, but all the screeching and swearing in the world isn't going to make it all stop.
23 March 2011, 06:55 PM
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I know it doesn't make it stop, but it made me feel better, screeching at the other half that he was a rat f**k son of a bitch and ripping the skin off his hands with my nails
That was the birth of my second and last child
23 March 2011, 09:18 PM
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I know it doesn't make it stop, but it made me feel better, screeching at the other half that he was a rat f**k son of a bitch and ripping the skin off his hands with my nails
That was the birth of my second and last child
Lol! I can remember calling out a few obscene words, and with my daughter I had no pain releif so it all felt so much worse than with Fin.
When I heard one of the MW say the crowning "is a bit like a Chinese burn on your foo foo" I pissed myself.
I had to think that perhaps she hadn't given birth.
23 March 2011, 09:24 PM
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Ewww you pissed on a midwife?
23 March 2011, 09:37 PM
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Ewww you pissed on a midwife?
You do realise I am talking about a TV program?
23 March 2011, 09:38 PM
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You do realise I am talking about a TV program?
You were on tv!! Can I have you autograph please?
23 March 2011, 10:02 PM
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You were on tv!! Can I have you autograph please?
Lol!
I wouldn't want the whole of the uk looking at my foo foo!
22 March 2011, 10:37 PM
as she was popping the sprog out
