Dare I ask what?

 

Robin Hood Forest Stages Rally 2000

 

didn't see any men getting friendly on your way through?

 

Not that I can remember...

 

Blidworth Woods or Blidworth Bottoms......................

 

Me and a few mates drove through them once and a fat sweaty heffer was sat in back of a vauxhall combo giving bjs why the blokes were queuing.

 

Never had to write down a pacenote to warn a driver of that !!

 

Ohh god i have a cracking tale about this.

I was a moderator on a Nova website when i was 17 and some bint arrived called Nova_Slut or something

Anyway you can pretty much guess how she went on, she wanted a good roasting apparently, well i had just split with a long term GF so i gave her some waffle in the chatroom about how she should send a photo over, which she did, and she looked pretty decent to be fair.

So various exchanges were made, i told her i wanted to do a dirty photo shoot with my car, and that i was a pro photographer i could make her famous

So i get invited over to Cumbria, she asked me what she should wear, of course i told her to dress slutty with a short skirt and some heels as i am half way across the country my recent "ex" rings me up after finding out about my trip (she dumped me ffs) crying because she know the stickles-miester was going to get his pork sword out, well this just spurred me on even more

I was in almost constant phone communication with the various admin from the website as they wanted almost constant updates on the whole thing

Anyway after getting across the country unscathed, i get a phone call from her telling me she was on such and such a street, this was before the time of sat nav and i had a crappy printed out map from the internet.

I was bombing down some random cumbrian road talking to one of the other admin when i saw her, **** me she had eaten a few steaks scince the picture was sent over,

"jesus ****ing christ"
"whats up?"
"**** this **** i`m going home"
"is she there?"
"for ****s sake, shes a bit big"
"holy **** she turned up? micky you HAVE TO DO IT, DO IT FOR THE TEAM"
"**** its cost me a fortune in petrol"
"DO IT!"
"ahh **** it, might as well"


Anyway, i did my photoshoot somewhere near Whitehaven, the photos came out crap as i was laughing to much, some of the stuff i was saying "ohh baby you are on fire" etc etc

Finished up and had a good old prod of the beef, then made my excuses when she wanted me to meet the family/friends


She ended up stalking me for a few years, randomly popping over to Newcastle to look for me, ringing me up when i was at the VBOA Billing Vauxhall event and saying weird stuff like "ohh i came over to see you, everybody sounds like you"

I foolishly went to a cruise in Cumbria a GOOD few years later in the scooby, ignoring my gut instincts to stay away, and yup, you guessed it, she was there, collared me and said "ohh yea, somebody mentioned you would be here"




****!

Glad i did it though, this kind of stuff you always think "i wish i had of just done that" years later, shame about the stalker stuff though, although she probably does not know i have changed cars, and i have definitely changed address

 

lol

 

Im disapointed you said that about me Micky you know i had to register in a mans name