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Old 28 December 2010, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Most secretaries give me two fingers also

Thought you preferred the whole fist mate
Old 28 December 2010, 10:39 PM
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Thought you preferred the whole fist mate

Only if it has a chunky watch included Rich...

*borks*
Old 28 December 2010, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Only if it has a chunky watch included Rich...

*borks*

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!


Try not to turn this into another watch thread.

Old 28 December 2010, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983


It's good for your skin and leaves your hair shiny.
One out of one.
Old 29 December 2010, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
********.


well done Hysteria,during that round you managed to suck on my **** and gagged 12 times..

my subject would be Mt Everest...
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Round 1 would be : Advanced mechanics on the Subaru Impreza

Round 2 would be : Specialised exterior Xmas light decorating

Round 3 would be : The correct responses and sounds to make when asked by a female whether she is fat/her bum looks big in this/what shall I wear etc



Old 29 December 2010, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
********.
Since reading this response I have been unable to concentrate hard enough to provide a sensible answer.

I reckon it would have to be: -

1). Living Room menu York 2003-2010

2). Models of Porsche 911 discussed in Other Marques 2004-2010

3). ******** in a Porsche
Old 29 December 2010, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Round 3 would be : The correct responses and sounds to make when asked by a female whether she is fat/her bum looks big in this/what shall I wear etc

Of course in this round it is impossible ever to get any points if there is a female scorer. Most responses elicit a negative score and so you spend most of your time working your way back to zero.
Old 29 December 2010, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Trout
3). ******** in a Porsche

Quite a specialised but limited subject I should imagine unless the category had a certain 'wish list' element to it
Old 29 December 2010, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Of course in this round it is impossible ever to get any points if there is a female scorer. Most responses elicit a negative score and so you spend most of your time working your way back to zero.
Well since the host is male, I should hope that I would get some points for even 'trying' though as you have pointed out, it is a subject that has no definitive answer and as such is littered with potential minefields.

Lets call it work in progress
Old 29 December 2010, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Didn't Ryanair take them over?
Old 29 December 2010, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by DYK


well done Hysteria,during that round you managed to suck on my **** and gagged 12 times..

my subject would be Mt Everest...
Some men like the gag reflex.

I have a special tip that pretty much stops that.

All in my 'specialist subject'
Old 29 December 2010, 01:36 PM
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Half of Scoobynet has now gone off to contemplate with a Kleenex!!
Old 29 December 2010, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Half of Scoobynet has now gone off to contemplate with a Kleenex!!
Well, at least they are having more fun than me.
Old 29 December 2010, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Some men like the gag reflex.

I have a special tip that pretty much stops that.

All in my 'specialist subject'



You Horny Minx Grrrrrrrrr..

keep talking like that and it's bring out the Animal lust in me..Suck Me Baby .......
Old 29 December 2010, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Well, at least they are having more fun than me.
Old 29 December 2010, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Would you say that waiting four hours considers somebody to be late?
Old 29 December 2010, 02:48 PM
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Amateur radio-but I know I would be useless and not remember anything!

Les
Old 29 December 2010, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Would you say that waiting four hours considers somebody to be late?
That is a tadge late - unless they gave you lots of notice!
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Old 29 December 2010, 10:35 PM
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Somewhere on this thread, there's a right slapper. I'm not going to point them out, but I'm just saying.
Old 29 December 2010, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Somewhere on this thread, there's a right slapper. I'm not going to point them out, but I'm just saying.
Who might that be then?

Not someone who's about to celebrate her 10 year anniversary?
Old 29 December 2010, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Who might that be then?

Not someone who's about to celebrate her 10 year anniversary?
Don't backtrack now. Is your specialist subject troughing the bell-ends of the male population, or is it not?
Old 30 December 2010, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Don't backtrack now. Is your specialist subject troughing the bell-ends of the male population, or is it not?
No need to backtrack. I have had almost 10 years of practice, all of them with the same person though

I am happy to discuss my sexual exploits, allbeit limited and on a more quality than quantity basis. I have not had my fair share, never seem more than two close up and don't plan on seeing anymore.

What I do know is the one that I do see quite a lot, I know better than the back of my hand.

Pun INTENDED.
Old 30 December 2010, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
No need to backtrack. I have had almost 10 years of practice, all of them with the same person though

I am happy to discuss my sexual exploits, allbeit limited and on a more quality than quantity basis. I have not had my fair share, never seem more than two close up and don't plan on seeing anymore.

What I do know is the one that I do see quite a lot, I know better than the back of my hand.

Pun INTENDED.
Aaaah... I SEE! You were only pretending to be a ***** to titillate the male members of scoobynet, and garner a small amount of personal attention? Carry on.
Old 30 December 2010, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Aaaah... I SEE! You were only pretending to be a ***** to titillate the male members of scoobynet, and garner a small amount of personal attention? Carry on.
Of course if it was a man who said cunnilingus (or the more usual Snet ****) we would wall be cheering him and on and there would no mention of being a male slapper
Old 30 December 2010, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
No need to backtrack. I have had almost 10 years of practice, all of them with the same person though

I am happy to discuss my sexual exploits, allbeit limited and on a more quality than quantity basis. I have not had my fair share, never seem more than two close up and don't plan on seeing anymore.

What I do know is the one that I do see quite a lot, I know better than the back of my hand.

Pun INTENDED.
You been Sucking on the same **** for 10 years,jeez that's a long apprenticeship .Still Hope for you yet to have a Fair Share.
Old 30 December 2010, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by DYK
You been Sucking on the same **** for 10 years,jeez that's a long apprenticeship .Still Hope for you yet to have a Fair Share.
Nah, the apprenticeship was with the ex for a few years.

This is my full time (blow) job

It's always good to remember at this time of year that people should not give to receive.....
Old 30 December 2010, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Aaaah... I SEE! You were only pretending to be a ***** to titillate the male members of scoobynet, and garner a small amount of personal attention? Carry on.
Well, it doesn't take much does it?
Old 30 December 2010, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
...I am happy to discuss my sexual exploits, allbeit limited and on a more quality than quantity basis...
go on then, it's a quiet day in work and I need something to keep me awake this afternoon

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