Of course there would be.... Same as any other part of your body.
Nobody thinks twice about shaking hands wit someone who has just rubbed their hand through their hair (unless its greasy as ****) yet I will bet that clean hair still has as many, if not more, germs than a clean ****.

 

Put it this way: would you shake someone by their ****?

 

Not always.
I am very clean so i see no problem if i don't, if i wee on my hand somehow though i will. I will always wash them after a poo though. Lol

What's so different about your ***** to the rest of your body, you don't wash your hands everytime you touch your elbow or ear. If you don't **** on your hands then what's the problem, the rest of your body is probably just as dirty or clean!

Thanks
Sam

 

This would apply to any part of your body though.

Although faecal matter can contain some pretty nasty germs. Urine, on the other hand is pretty much sterile (a mans urine anyway). The only contamination you'd get on your **** (assuming you are a hygenic person) would be from your hands. Or if you sat down on a bog, and it touched the bog, or you are having a **** anyway. The people who have a p1ss, and do a token gesture 'hand splash' under the tap are probably obtaining more germs by doing that just by touching the tap that was touched by someone having a ****.

Only hot water and antiseptic soap can eliminate harmful bacteria. People do a hand splash as it is just polite to do so, and they expect other people to expect them to do it.
Do i do it after a p1ss in a urinal, yes i do, but only because it is polite to do so. no other reason.
After a ****, i use anti-bac, and hot water, or i use my van supply of anti-bac if in work (we have a 'hygene station' in our vans, just hand washing gels, and anti-bac mounted on the rear doors).
I also do the same before eating, regardless of what i have been doing beforehand........I hope most people do to.

 

On the last rig I was working on everyone was actively encouraged to have a word with anyone they saw leaving the toilet without washing regardless of seniority or position.
Nothing like a bit of naming and shaming to get the manky *******s to wash their hands

 

Always wash hands, 1's & 2's & even after putting rubbish in the waste bin,or rubbish bins out for the bin men

Mart

 

A veteran Caribbean mate of mine always wants me to eat with her on my visit to her. On that perticular occasion, I nipped out from work to pay her a flying visit. She had carrot soup on the go for lunch, which I was forced to share; although I had already had my sangwich. She popped her head out of her kitchen, and ordered me to wash my hands before calling me to her dining table. I was in the middle of sending an important text, so I refused to follow her command. On asking if I could help her with anything in the kitchen, she bit my head off by saying that I refused to wash my hands, so no need. Wow! Attitude! I found no need for her aggro, as I would have consumed carrot soup with a spoon or a shovel, not with my bare hands. I think she boiled that spoon afterwards for about an hour and a quarter. Anyway, at least she didn't chuck me out of her house for showing her my attitude

 

Stop having rendezvous in the public lav?


S&M weekly was it??

 

yes but he enjoys it

 

My wife washes mine in her mouth.

 

But urine is actualy sterile

 

It's probably a bloke taking the ****

We had a bit of rota on nightshift, crapping up the lasses toilets once per week and waiting for the rumours about who they thought it was this week.

Great fun!

 

Regardless, I don't want someone elses urine on me via their hands our from some surface that the dirty ******* have touched. Wash your hands after a p*ss or sh*t FFS

TX.

 

I'll sometimes have a w8nk whilst having a crap at work and then not wash my hands afterwards. I'll then proceed to shaking hands with the guys and patting the ladies on the back and even offering people crisps with those sp8nk and sh3t covered hands.
Nobody has died yet.

 

You do that, too?!

 

I always wash hands after poo or wee. Turn tap on which has been touched by others, apply soap from dispensor (I've never understood the automatic ones we have at work as the taps still have to be touched), lather and rinse. Then leave the tap running, grab paper towel using elbow to dispense. After drying hands use the spent paper towel to turn off the tap.
Then exit toilets using little finger to open doors..
Back in the office proceed to eat sandwiches and keep little finger off them.

Is that ****? ha ha ha

 

I had ocd when I was younger and had to wash my hands 3 times after going to the toilet . At least now I only wash them once.

 

It's not that they're taking it....

At my OH's work some bloke crapped on top of the toilet cistern so it wouldn't surprise me. Apparently they were fed up with the management, don't know why they have to take their bad mood out on the cleaning ladies though

 

I get your point, but get his too.

While I personally wash my hands after going to the toilet, just imagine how many germs get on you from the taps/doors ect. anyway. Making the hand washing a little pointless.

 

I wash my hand before going to the toilet (don't want any nasties getting on my todger).

And also, why do you have to PULL the door open to get out of most toilets?

Surely after washing your hands, it would be more hygienic to push the door open so that your not grabbing teh handle thats been touched by countless ****/shyte soaked hands

And those hand dryers; what is the point? Its like an asthmatic blowing through a straw. Every toilet should have Dyson Airblades or Mitsi Jet Towels NOW.

 

When you use a urinal, there's a lot of airborne urine spray that will get to your hands.

Put it this way, I won't be sharing that bowl of pub peanuts with you mr dickson

 

what get me is the dirty bastids that dont clean the toilet after they have either

1.pished all over the seat or
2. taken a massive dump that either splatters the bowl of leave a masive brown skid mark round the u bend.

we had a chap in our work that was caught short one day. he took a **** but missed the hole in the toilet seat. sh1te everywhere. he got rid of the lumpier bits but left round the back of the toilet and in and around the hinges of the lid.

 

How do people manage to miss the pan when taking a dump?

I mean I could squat ontop of the cubical walls and still get it in the pan.

 

 

**** knows - but if my theory is correct, then the bogs in here will be rotten by lunchtime
My theory is they've spent all weekend on the drink and the guts are just running outta them
Thats how they miss the centre of the bowl and shyte up the back of it.

I'm not so sure.

Anyway, you might actually be a candidate for wrecking the bogs at my work

 

They need to have more naan bread with the curry then

 

We'll thats also true

 

Why are people so hung up about this? You will get far more germs transmitted on money than you will ever get from someone who has just been to the bog, but do you stop handling cash?

Grow up...........

Geezer

 

And I bet most of the blokes here will happily stick their tongue in their wife's wet minge full of all sorts of bacteria.

 

Geezer