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Old 21 September 2010, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
YOU WHAT!??????????????????????????????

Little history lesson for you here, are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin ......

Once upon a time when the world entered a deep, deep recession all the lands were terrified. A knight in shining armour sat, alone, at the head of the pass ready to fight tooth and nail for the country he served - that man was Gordon Brown, the One Eyed Knight of the West.

Along rode another knight in rich jewels and trinkets, clearly one of a very wealthy family, Knight Cameron of the Eton round table - he sat above his steed alongside the One Eyed Knight and looked at the coming disaster - the hoards of natives carrying debt and poverty - he, basically **** himself. Knight Cameron declared that we should run away, hide, and do nothing at all .... maybe they will pass by without hurting us?

But the One Eyed Knight stood firm ... and alongside him rode his Darling Knight - alone they stood as the hoards came upon them. They didn't blink, they didn't shiver, they didn't turn into Tory jelly of no substance ........ the Knights from the other Lands under attack saw this brave act and stood alongside the One Eyed Knight and his Darling.

Together they all but defeated the hoards - but the citizens of the One Eyed Knights lands wanted the new Knight Cameron and his Jester Osbourne .. for they promised trinkets and chests of gold .. the people sent the brave One Eyed Knight on his way, despite standing where the Knights of the Eton round table feared to tread.

Very soon the trinkets turned into plastic and the gold was fools gold - the simple people had been had by the wealthy Knight with nothing to lose .. the same Knight who ran and hid with his Jester Osbourne.

The people of the land cried out for the One Eyed Knight to return .. but, he had gone over the hills never to return.

Basically - the TORIES said DO NOTHING!!!!

Labour said LET'S FIGHT!!!!!

End of lesson ......... thanks for watching
Thanks for that pslewis, it's not like we any more evidence that you do indeed live in a land of fairy tales....
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Cracking story lewis i will have to tell my badgers that one
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How on earth can anyone comment seriously now. The One Eyed Knight
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Originally Posted by Lee247
The One Eyed Knight
My girlfriend calls a part of me the same thing
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End of lesson ......... thanks for watching
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I am starting to like these pslewis threads more and more by the day. If we couldn't laugh at this stuff we'd cry. What a shambles.
Old 21 September 2010, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Petem95
This is Labour's legacy



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/e...-payments.html

At least we have the Tories in power now - they're used to have to clearing up after Labour mis-management, but the mess Labour has left this time is so bad it looks like it will take decades to fully recover from.
There is no doubt the previous governments economic record is mixed

But just to add some balance (which The Telegraph never would seek to do), between 1997 & 2004ish the Labour government made mostly good decisions and had a very decent economic record. Anyone who describes the last government as 13 years of bad economics was either a, not paying attention, or b, so politically bias in their outlook it's pointless debating with them. No doubt the last 6 years wer very poor, with poor spending decision compounded by a lack of proper public sector reform

I support the new government in sorting out the mess wholeheartedly, but let's not keep kidding ourselves that the Tories have a good track record on running the economy, because they just don't!

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Old 21 September 2010, 07:48 PM
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I support the new government in sorting out the mess wholeheartedly, but let's not keep kidding ourselves that the Tories have a good track record on running the economy, becasue they just don't!
You have got the kidding right? no matter what government we have in power it will still be the same as the 70s

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Old 22 September 2010, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin2005
There is no doubt the previous governments economic record is mixed

But just to add some balance (which The Telegraph never would seek to do), between 1997 & 2004ish the Labour government made mostly good decisions and had a very decent economic record. Anyone who describes the last government as 13 years of bad economics was either a, not paying attention, or b, so politically bias in their outlook it's pointless debating with them. No doubt the last 6 years wer very poor, with poor spending decision compounded by a lack of proper public sector reform

I support the new government in sorting out the mess wholeheartedly, but let's not keep kidding ourselves that the Tories have a good track record on running the economy, because they just don't!
It took them 4 years from 1997 to destroy the strong economic position that was left by the Conservatives and from then on it turned into an ever larger deficit.

Tell us Martin, is it good to have to find £44 billion each year to pay off the interest on the NL loans and then to continue with excessive and useless government spending financed by further borrowing thus continuing to increase the interest payments until no one will lend us any more cash?

Tell us how your economic miracle would work Martin, I don't think much of the One Eyed Knight's methods.

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Old 22 September 2010, 10:43 PM
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You live in a dream world, Les, if you think the Tories left a strong economic position on their exit from power ..... Labour had a lot to do to get the books in balance!

And, we had the longets run of economic stability under Labour as we had under any other Government in history.

Only the worldwide, yes that's right (nothing to do with Labour), recession put a dent in Labours careful and steady hand on the tiller of UK Ltd!
Old 22 September 2010, 11:00 PM
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indeed its true ladies an gentlemen

If some naughty scamp ( bound to be tory) in the city hadnt planted rumours someone couldnt pay back their mortgage we would all still be vaunting Gordans new labour miracle

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Originally Posted by pslewis

So, I wish to pass on
Funny That So do I

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Old 22 September 2010, 11:21 PM
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The FSA that was setup by the then Chancellor, yes that's right, the One Eyed Knight, to regulate the banking industry, failed massively to regulate the industry it was setup to regulate. It allowed the debt to grow and go unmonitored and when the **** finally hit the fan, no one knew who was in charge.
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Originally Posted by pslewis
And you thought Labour was bad!

The amount of new public sector borrowing hit a record of £15.9bn for last month, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).

The larger-than-expected figure came after higher inflation led to a rise in interest payments on index-linked government bonds.

Come on Tories/LibDems .... get a grip .... or lets get Brown back (at least he knew what he was doing!).
OK Pete - Post all the facts. It was higher than an average Labour August. HMRC get most of their receipts in January and August, based on the performance of companies whose accounting period ended in the previous tax year. Anyone with a lonely braincell will set up an accounting year to end at the end of April, giving them a full 20 months after the end of their accounting period to file tax returns and pay due and account tax. Most companies and S/E people who paid tax in August are paying based on income from the depth of Labours recession in 2008-09, so any accountant or person who can count will tell you this is either Gordon Brown or (more realistically) Tony B.Liars fault
Old 23 September 2010, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Tony Bliars fault
Yes, you're right ..... Blair, one of the greatest leaders of the twentieth century, started the Recession .... all on his own.

In his spare bedroom - no doubt?
Old 23 September 2010, 09:30 AM
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Wrong, he started it in the twenty first century


and before that he was jus another shmuck
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Yes, you're right ..... Blair, one of the greatest leaders of the twentieth century, started the Recession .... all on his own.

In his spare bedroom - no doubt?
In fairness I think what you say is does have an element of truth most of the time, that is when you're not taking the urine, but the one thing that Blair won't be remembered for is being one of the greatest leaders of our time.
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Originally Posted by pslewis
You live in a dream world, Les, if you think the Tories left a strong economic position on their exit from power ..... Labour had a lot to do to get the books in balance!

And, we had the longets run of economic stability under Labour as we had under any other Government in history.

Only the worldwide, yes that's right (nothing to do with Labour), recession put a dent in Labours careful and steady hand on the tiller of UK Ltd!
You know as well as I do Pete that the appearance of a strong economy was created by overborrowing continuously.

Had your heroes insisted that the FSA did their job properly which would have upset their rich pals whom they were sucking up to, we would not be in the seriously bad position we are in now.

Congrats on the answer though-I am just not used to that!

Les
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
No. But he will be remembered for having a LOT of spare bedrooms. Courtesy of us, the tax paying smucks ........

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Originally Posted by pslewis
Yes, you're right ..... Blair, one of the greatest leaders of the twentieth century, started the Recession .... all on his own.

In his spare bedroom - no doubt?
He survived for 10 years living off your much maligned house price bubble. If he has been a statesman, he could have put the clampers on that bubble which was starting to expand rapidly when he became 'leader of the country.' He didn't start the recession, but he had a unique opportunity to spend ten years of 'prosperity' protecting us from the fallout. Unfortunately he decided it was better to maintain his personal popularity, living off the global boom, and then bailing out when everyone knew that the big boom was about to be a big bust.


Can you tell us,in your view, what did he actually achieve in his decade in control?
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Just too predictable.

As soon as I saw the thread title I didn't need to see who the poster was.
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Originally Posted by pslewis
And you thought Labour was bad!

The amount of new public sector borrowing hit a record of £15.9bn for last month, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).

The larger-than-expected figure came after higher inflation led to a rise in interest payments on index-linked government bonds.

Come on Tories/LibDems .... get a grip .... or lets get Brown back (at least he knew what he was doing!).
get yporself a book writen by vernon coleman , entiteled GORDON IS A MORON , very enlightening read 12 years of research on the donkey , its the only bood i have read for years and it is factual not bull**** , **** up after **** up . some of the facts in it are truely astounding . i will quote you a few if you want
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Originally Posted by pslewis
YOU WHAT!??????????????????????????????

Little history lesson for you here, are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin ......

Once upon a time when the world entered a deep, deep recession all the lands were terrified. A knight in shining armour sat, alone, at the head of the pass ready to fight tooth and nail for the country he served - that man was Gordon Brown, the One Eyed Knight of the West.

Along rode another knight in rich jewels and trinkets, clearly one of a very wealthy family, Knight Cameron of the Eton round table - he sat above his steed alongside the One Eyed Knight and looked at the coming disaster - the hoards of natives carrying debt and poverty - he, basically **** himself. Knight Cameron declared that we should run away, hide, and do nothing at all .... maybe they will pass by without hurting us?

But the One Eyed Knight stood firm ... and alongside him rode his Darling Knight - alone they stood as the hoards came upon them. They didn't blink, they didn't shiver, they didn't turn into Tory jelly of no substance ........ the Knights from the other Lands under attack saw this brave act and stood alongside the One Eyed Knight and his Darling.

Together they all but defeated the hoards - but the citizens of the One Eyed Knights lands wanted the new Knight Cameron and his Jester Osbourne .. for they promised trinkets and chests of gold .. the people sent the brave One Eyed Knight on his way, despite standing where the Knights of the Eton round table feared to tread.

Very soon the trinkets turned into plastic and the gold was fools gold - the simple people had been had by the wealthy Knight with nothing to lose .. the same Knight who ran and hid with his Jester Osbourne.

The people of the land cried out for the One Eyed Knight to return .. but, he had gone over the hills never to return.

Basically - the TORIES said DO NOTHING!!!!

Labour said LET'S FIGHT!!!!!

End of lesson ......... thanks for watching
I never read so much sh!te in my life..And my dad used to buy the Sun !!
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a few examples of the morons stupidity /
sold our gold at a 22 year low . at auction to ensure lowest poss price all because he wanted to buy into the euro
under his new rules a couple earing 50 grand with 2 kids are better off splitting up
a couple earing 24grand a year with 2 kids are only 4pounds a week better off than a single mium with 2 kids on the dole
you can emigrate become a citizen of another country for 5 years then come back and work here for the rest of your life and not pay a bean in tax (cos you are a resident of another country)
read the book and get your EYES OPENED
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Originally Posted by madscoob
a few examples of the morons stupidity /
sold our gold at a 22 year low . at auction to ensure lowest poss price all because he wanted to buy into the euro
under his new rules a couple earing 50 grand with 2 kids are better off splitting up
a couple earing 24grand a year with 2 kids are only 4pounds a week better off than a single mium with 2 kids on the dole
you can emigrate become a citizen of another country for 5 years then come back and work here for the rest of your life and not pay a bean in tax (cos you are a resident of another country)
read the book and get your EYES OPENED

I think maybe you should try reading a few more books before proclaiming you have discovered all the answers
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Oh I sooooo wish to add about the increase in VAT to 20% in Jan 2011, how well that will do the UK and no, even against advice they are still doing it look out for mid 2011 to start having one of the worst ever ammount of people on the dole

Tony
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Originally Posted by Martin2005
I think maybe you should try reading a few more books before proclaiming you have discovered all the answers
MAY I SUGEST YOU READ THE BOOK AND MY POST I SAID A FEW EXAMPLES there are many many more monumentus **** ups in the book , i never said i had discovered all the answers . just that the man is a complete and utter **** wit , mind you what do you expect from such a sheltered life he was after all a mp at 32
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It could be worse, we could have a 44yr old as PM oh..........
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Originally Posted by TonyBurns
Oh I sooooo wish to add about the increase in VAT to 20% in Jan 2011, how well that will do the UK and no, even against advice they are still doing it look out for mid 2011 to start having one of the worst ever ammount of people on the dole

Tony
Nah it'll be back to 17.5% soon enough. Its only to recoup what was lost when Labour dropped it to 15%. The amount of dissolved businesses currently showing up on companies house will put sure that 20% vat will not be a long term rate.

Not saying 15% vat was nice; I took full advantage of it (unless the retailer was fiddling the prices - which many did), but for the country's financial health it was stupidly short sighted; Seeing the HMRC is struggling to gain tax revenue for the coffers in a competent manner, there is a significant revenue shortfall (its having to dish out £1.8 billion in refunds for its own f**k ups). HMRC also has a backlog of 18million of unreconciled cases which will take over four years to clear. Not to mention the tax dodgers that have got away for it for god knows how long - and still do.

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