What age did you lose your virginity?
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I cant really say, I was in the throws of (badly) losing it with a girl from school in the bathroom at a party aged about 15, there was contact and minimal entry but "Clegg" (complete Spud with a head shaped like a toilet) from school was there, he had spotted us going in there and was keen on the girl in question so he fetched his gimpy mate who was throwing the (excellent) party, he had no chance with her but he wanted to spoil my moment the little ****, they were banging on the door saying how we were spoiling the party and to come out, kind of killed the moment, as far as I know they are both virgins, one contacted me (the party thrower) on Facebook and it was the first thing he mentioned, still lives with his parents.
After that, drought for about three years, well not an actual drought, still plenty of activity, just of the variety that involves the creation of many crusty socks, or Chaussette D'Amour as I prefer to call then my favourite postion for those years where the man lies on his back and the woman straddles, the page...
Got a Golf GTI, fortunes improved, who says women are fickle, whats wrong with Capris ?
After that, drought for about three years, well not an actual drought, still plenty of activity, just of the variety that involves the creation of many crusty socks, or Chaussette D'Amour as I prefer to call then my favourite postion for those years where the man lies on his back and the woman straddles, the page...
Got a Golf GTI, fortunes improved, who says women are fickle, whats wrong with Capris ?
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16 for me, lass was the same age, but a school year younger.
Some of the lads I work with claim to have lost it at around 12 years old and claim to have bedded 15-20 wimmins by the time they left school
Calling bullsh1t perhaps, or just the state of the times?
Some of the lads I work with claim to have lost it at around 12 years old and claim to have bedded 15-20 wimmins by the time they left school
Calling bullsh1t perhaps, or just the state of the times?
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I can't really remember who was the lucky recipient of my glacé cherry, but do remember one spectacularly failed attempt by a girlfriend I had just prior to that. I worked as a cashier in the local petrol station during the summer holidays and she was my manager (only a year older and also a virgin). We used to retire to her cosy upstairs office to "cash-up" so-to-speak after the place closed at 10pm. Despite the easy availability of free johnnies in the stockroom, it was just too awkward to do the fateful deed there.
Finally she invited me back to her parents' house when they were out one afternoon. She made every effort to make things special, but I just couldn't go through with it for some reason (she wasn't all that fit TBH). I thought my head was going to explode and started to feel ill. We split up soon after and I went to Uni to get some proper experience.
I still have one abiding memory of that afternoon: her favourite f*cking band "Deacon Blue" (or was it "Wet Wet Wet", cos she was?) playing on her stereo, whilst I was attempting to carry out a potentially momentous event in my life! No wonder I had a headache!
Finally she invited me back to her parents' house when they were out one afternoon. She made every effort to make things special, but I just couldn't go through with it for some reason (she wasn't all that fit TBH). I thought my head was going to explode and started to feel ill. We split up soon after and I went to Uni to get some proper experience.
I still have one abiding memory of that afternoon: her favourite f*cking band "Deacon Blue" (or was it "Wet Wet Wet", cos she was?) playing on her stereo, whilst I was attempting to carry out a potentially momentous event in my life! No wonder I had a headache!
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Currently 31, and still awaiting a chance. I am not what you call an oil painting,(accept Munsch!!) and I don't have Rooney's money.
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Affectionately known as 'travellers ****' - can happen anywhere, planes, trains automobiles
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