What age did you lose your virginity?
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On a Railway Embankment, whilst I was doing the deed the Commuter Train from Paddington rattled by ..... if the man with the bowler hat is reading this, "I'm sorry you spat your Pimms all over the inside of the window!"
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16.. Then a few weeks later I jokingly suggested my virgin-breaker's mum looked rather nice in her demin mini skirt.
She set her mum up with me, ended up in bedroom but was too shy to take things further.
In a way I'm glad as it would have probably ruined all my discoveries made with other less experienced girls more my own age
She set her mum up with me, ended up in bedroom but was too shy to take things further.
In a way I'm glad as it would have probably ruined all my discoveries made with other less experienced girls more my own age
#72
What an imagination you and COB have! I go to the local farm wholesalers and get Reaper trousers. They are very comfortable and last for ever, quite a bargain! I always considered track suit bottoms were for sporting occasions, running and jumping and all that sort of thing! Do you do a lot of that Trout? Or is it just jumping?
If I was James May's Dad I would make him get his hair cut for a start! I would also be twitched in case I had to talk to Clarkson by some terrible accident! If I could not avoid that I would wear my furry boots which zip up the sides just to really annoy him. I would be carrying a caravan brochure in full view.
Les
If I was James May's Dad I would make him get his hair cut for a start! I would also be twitched in case I had to talk to Clarkson by some terrible accident! If I could not avoid that I would wear my furry boots which zip up the sides just to really annoy him. I would be carrying a caravan brochure in full view.
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EFA. It should be pointed out that current trends dictate you wear two pairs of track suit bottoms at the same time. It allows you to change your appearance when on the run and makes your bulge look bigger to teenage girls
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She drove me home in her Mini Van a couple of times and the daughter said all I had to do is ask her mum to pull over and she would . She was 37 at the time. I'm now a year older than that. Doesn't time fly.... No regrets.
#79
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20 and it was **** lol! 6 years ago now.
Best lay for me was this friday just gone, just randomly chatting a new girl in a club, one thing leads to another as you know.
2 hours later she whispers to me, wanna come back to mine and **** me.
My reply "oh hell yesh"
****ing amazing!!!
Best lay for me was this friday just gone, just randomly chatting a new girl in a club, one thing leads to another as you know.
2 hours later she whispers to me, wanna come back to mine and **** me.
My reply "oh hell yesh"
****ing amazing!!!
#84
I reckon that like a Pilot has to keep his hours up to remain certified and allowed to fly if you dont get any for a while you should revert back to virgin status, I renewed my licence last night, its not a big deal, doesnt take long
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I lost mine while still at school to the female equivalent of 'gripper stebson'.
A terrifying experience, she was ranked '****' girl in the school, i.e, hard as nails. She was also ( I found out later ) recieving a portion from a teacher, and was rumoured to like our colonial cousins, so the stakes were high.
It was the best 0.0063 seconds of my life, made all the better by the fact that earlier in the day she had beaten up my mate in maths and made him leave the room crying. It was a like 'taming the beast'. Next day was much ridicule be had...." you know that BIRD that beat you up?......shagged her" etc, etc...
Some things in life need getting out of the way, and virginity excorcism is one of them. It would be like waiting for a lotto jackpot to do it in watercolours .
A terrifying experience, she was ranked '****' girl in the school, i.e, hard as nails. She was also ( I found out later ) recieving a portion from a teacher, and was rumoured to like our colonial cousins, so the stakes were high.
It was the best 0.0063 seconds of my life, made all the better by the fact that earlier in the day she had beaten up my mate in maths and made him leave the room crying. It was a like 'taming the beast'. Next day was much ridicule be had...." you know that BIRD that beat you up?......shagged her" etc, etc...
Some things in life need getting out of the way, and virginity excorcism is one of them. It would be like waiting for a lotto jackpot to do it in watercolours .
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it gets better!
just noticed i resurrected a dead thread for that
Last edited by scoobmj; 25 December 2010 at 12:14 AM.