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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Spec'c'57
Mmmm FRS.... ah yes just one version, everytime some french tat is mentioned its a Cup or the likes. MORE track orientated than an RS......
Right oh then.

Now if my reckoning is correct, even a basic Megane R26 is as quick around Bedford West as the pie eating FRS.

That quality Megane chassis does it right proud. No need for a big picnic table at the back end.
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 08:46 PM
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A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windscreen wiper for a Renault please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Milamber
A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windscreen wiper for a Renault please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
A bloke goes into a Subaru dealer and says:

'can I have one of them Sti things'

The dealers says:

'no you aint fat and bald enough yet'

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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:03 PM
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and as for the puke coloured rev counter..... hahahha wtf...
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:05 PM
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Anyway chaps. Thanks for the quality banter.

I'm now off for a glass of crisp French white wine and a drop of garlic.

Might see you down sourthhhhend.
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:09 PM
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it's actually Sarrrrffend enjoy your drop of white.
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by conrod
A bloke goes into a Subaru dealer and says:

'can I have one of them Sti things'

The dealers says:

'no you aint fat and bald enough yet'

Papa ?
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:18 PM
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Has he gone .. ? Can i come back out ..?

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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:25 PM
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Papa ?
Nicole!
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:37 PM
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"yes when you buy one you get an imitation Adidas 2-striped shell suit etc"

been demoted then Ed?
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:44 PM
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Megane owners club have a quiet night out
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by conrod
A bloke goes into a Subaru dealer and says:

'can I have one of them Sti things'

The dealers says:

'no you aint fat and bald enough yet'

why drag me into this, i aint said nothing yet?
who fancies a megane,rs,sti run out at brands then
let me know
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:54 PM
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or the pod????

thats if they dont shut before the 1/4 is complete!!
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:56 PM
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who fancies a megane,rs,sti run out at brands then
let me know
TBH Pete, the Pug would probably show the Megane a clean pair of heels let alone the Scoob
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:59 PM
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one thing the french piles of scrap(i'm aloud to say that as i'm employed by a renault dealer) won't have is pedigree, just look at ford's success in motorsport then look at renaults????? simples

they are so dull to watch they have to give the tickets away for free for the world serie's
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 09:59 PM
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TBH Pete, the Pug would probably show the Megane a clean pair of heels let alone the Scoob
i feel it only fair to extend our hospitality to them all Ed
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by scooby seb
one thing the french piles of scrap(i'm aloud to say that as i'm employed by a renault dealer) won't have is pedigree, just look at ford's success in motorsport then look at renaults????? simples

they are so dull to watch they have to give the tickets away for free for the world serie's
Just a couple of F1 championships.

The holy Lord Mansell won his championship in a Renault
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:11 PM
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or the pod????

thats if they dont shut before the 1/4 is complete!!
At this point in proceedings I would like to say Haw he haw he haw Onyons Your mother was an ampster and I clear my noze in your generale deerection !
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:11 PM
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Just a couple of F1 championships.

The holy Lord Mansell won his championship in a Renault
but how many ford engines have lifted the title,and rally championships and touring car championships and nasca championships and indycar championships????
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:21 PM
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How about something that DOES matter - depreciation

1996 Subaru Impreza STI - £4500+

1996 Renault Clio Williams 3 - £2500 tops
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:22 PM
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Lord Mansell
another boring c**k
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by 53WRX
At this point in proceedings I would like to say Haw he haw he haw Onyons Your mother was an ampster and I clear my noze in your generale deerection !
make sure you say zis only once though !!!
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by WRX_Dazza
make sure you say zis only once though !!!
what actualy happened to the picture of the fallen madona with the big boobies
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:28 PM
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:29 PM
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dunno... but i think its with the gateau from the chateau
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:31 PM
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what actualy happened to the picture of the fallen madona with the big boobies
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:32 PM
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dunno... but i think its with the gateau from the chateau
what in the black forrest!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll get my coat
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:33 PM
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:36 PM
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i feel it only fair to extend our hospitality to them all Ed
The man on frog.net recons your car is sh!te and you have a small *****.
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Old Jan 27, 2010 | 10:41 PM
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The man on frog.net recons your car is sh!te and you have a small *****.
Ahh yes but they had to surrender the French Bucket and invade with a German GT Sausage to do it !
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