Idiot in Blue Classic - Sadlers Farm Roundabout 11am
#32
I'll bet you are an asylum seeker who has difficulty reading English. or perhaps you suffer from despractcia
Oh i am sorry you obviously have a grasp of English, so it must be your lack of coordination and driving skill. You really can't identify driving skill when you witness it
Dyspraxia
If YOUR command of English is as bad as your deluded self belief in your own driving prowess, i fear you have handed the victory to your opponent.
Oh i am sorry you obviously have a grasp of English, so it must be your lack of coordination and driving skill. You really can't identify driving skill when you witness it
Dyspraxia
If YOUR command of English is as bad as your deluded self belief in your own driving prowess, i fear you have handed the victory to your opponent.
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I wrote the original **** and didn't understand it myself, but understand it even less now!
Better leave this guy to it, he's obviously some sort of Dyspraxia expert and you can tell because he's written it in red. And he can spell so he must be special.
And he comments on my driving prowess, hell, i don't even drive a blue Impreza.
Is there a doctor in the house, sense of humour by-pass required!!!
I wrote the original **** and didn't understand it myself, but understand it even less now!
Better leave this guy to it, he's obviously some sort of Dyspraxia expert and you can tell because he's written it in red. And he can spell so he must be special.
And he comments on my driving prowess, hell, i don't even drive a blue Impreza.
Is there a doctor in the house, sense of humour by-pass required!!!
#36
Ideational dyspraxia
Difficulty with planning a sequence of coordinated movements.
Ideo-Motor dyspraxia
Difficulty with executing a plan, even though it is known
I thought you might be on about ideational dyspraxia at first, then i realised you could be on about ideo-motor dyspraxia because there's a word in it that could be to do with a car.
so which one you on about????
Anyway back to moaners corner
Difficulty with planning a sequence of coordinated movements.
Ideo-Motor dyspraxia
Difficulty with executing a plan, even though it is known
I thought you might be on about ideational dyspraxia at first, then i realised you could be on about ideo-motor dyspraxia because there's a word in it that could be to do with a car.
so which one you on about????
Anyway back to moaners corner
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well i'm lost now,its either me thats got the brain of a 4 year old and dont understand big words.or i have drunk way too much alchohol this weekend and its rotted my brains out.
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May i suggest what i do? A bucket in the corner and an extra large catapult. I wouldn't put it past U Tube having an example of this geniusness.
Sausage sandwich anyone?
An organic version of space invaders perhaps? Q Dragon's Den.
this time next year i'll be a millionaire(or sectioned).
Last edited by Quasi Modo; 28 December 2009 at 07:57 PM.
#40
Ideational dyspraxia
Difficulty with planning a sequence of coordinated movements.
Ideo-Motor dyspraxia
Difficulty with executing a plan, even though it is known
I thought you might be on about ideational dyspraxia at first, then i realised you could be on about ideo-motor dyspraxia because there's a word in it that could be to do with a car.
so which one you on about????
Anyway back to moaners corner
Difficulty with planning a sequence of coordinated movements.
Ideo-Motor dyspraxia
Difficulty with executing a plan, even though it is known
I thought you might be on about ideational dyspraxia at first, then i realised you could be on about ideo-motor dyspraxia because there's a word in it that could be to do with a car.
so which one you on about????
Anyway back to moaners corner
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I told you not to get me started on
organic food
bloody Prius drivers
people with no sense of humour
people who can't spell (apparently most Snetters )
people who make lists of smilies but don't include the one you need (flame suit)
people who overeat then complain about feeling ill
etc
people who start lists and can't be arsed to finish them
organic food
bloody Prius drivers
people with no sense of humour
people who can't spell (apparently most Snetters )
people who make lists of smilies but don't include the one you need (flame suit)
people who overeat then complain about feeling ill
etc
people who start lists and can't be arsed to finish them
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I told you not to get me started on
organic food
bloody Prius drivers
people with no sense of humour
people who can't spell (apparently most Snetters )
people who make lists of smilies but don't include the one you need (flame suit)
people who overeat then complain about feeling ill
etc
people who start lists and can't be arsed to finish them
organic food
bloody Prius drivers
people with no sense of humour
people who can't spell (apparently most Snetters )
people who make lists of smilies but don't include the one you need (flame suit)
people who overeat then complain about feeling ill
etc
people who start lists and can't be arsed to finish them
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does spelling really matter ?
To my 'selected'
strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.
Only great minds can read this (!)
This is weird, but
interesting!
fi yuo cna
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe
out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht
I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it
To my 'selected'
strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.
Only great minds can read this (!)
This is weird, but
interesting!
fi yuo cna
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe
out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht
I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it
Last edited by StanS; 29 December 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason: spelling
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I also live within spitting distance of said roundabout, and believe you me it's not just people in scoobs who have no idea how to use it!!!!!
by the way some of these replies have given me a giggle on an otherwise boring day at the office.
by the way some of these replies have given me a giggle on an otherwise boring day at the office.
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#58
ive just had to spend some money on her bloody pug again, poxy things just cost me £400 i mean, i could understand the cost if it was my scoob but it isnt its a pug, and its not even mine.
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Why is everyone ripping it out of the original poster? Can't see anything wrong with what they wrote, especially considering it is Christmas Day. I suppose it make far more sense to 'pretend' to be someone else on an internet forum on xmas day for **** sake. You reckon the op needs to get a life? Really?