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Old 28 December 2009, 03:57 PM
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I need a s**t but haven't got a en suite and can't be arsed to move, it's so unfair
Old 28 December 2009, 04:46 PM
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I'll bet you are an asylum seeker who has difficulty reading English. or perhaps you suffer from despractcia

Oh i am sorry you obviously have a grasp of English, so it must be your lack of coordination and driving skill. You really can't identify driving skill when you witness it

Dyspraxia

If YOUR command of English is as bad as your deluded self belief in your own driving prowess, i fear you have handed the victory to your opponent.
Old 28 December 2009, 04:55 PM
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Old 28 December 2009, 05:26 PM
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+1

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Old 28 December 2009, 05:46 PM
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I wrote the original **** and didn't understand it myself, but understand it even less now!
Better leave this guy to it, he's obviously some sort of Dyspraxia expert and you can tell because he's written it in red. And he can spell so he must be special.
And he comments on my driving prowess, hell, i don't even drive a blue Impreza.
Is there a doctor in the house, sense of humour by-pass required!!!
Old 28 December 2009, 06:17 PM
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Ideational dyspraxia
Difficulty with planning a sequence of coordinated movements.

Ideo-Motor dyspraxia
Difficulty with executing a plan, even though it is known

I thought you might be on about ideational dyspraxia at first, then i realised you could be on about ideo-motor dyspraxia because there's a word in it that could be to do with a car.

so which one you on about????

Anyway back to moaners corner
Old 28 December 2009, 06:50 PM
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well i'm lost now,its either me thats got the brain of a 4 year old and dont understand big words.or i have drunk way too much alchohol this weekend and its rotted my brains out.
Old 28 December 2009, 07:49 PM
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Yeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't know what to, but Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Old 28 December 2009, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by chris-RB5
I need a s**t but haven't got a en suite and can't be arsed to move, it's so unfair
Sounds like a 999 jobbie.

May i suggest what i do? A bucket in the corner and an extra large catapult. I wouldn't put it past U Tube having an example of this geniusness.
Sausage sandwich anyone?
An organic version of space invaders perhaps? Q Dragon's Den.
this time next year i'll be a millionaire(or sectioned).

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Old 28 December 2009, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by chris-RB5
Ideational dyspraxia
Difficulty with planning a sequence of coordinated movements.

Ideo-Motor dyspraxia
Difficulty with executing a plan, even though it is known

I thought you might be on about ideational dyspraxia at first, then i realised you could be on about ideo-motor dyspraxia because there's a word in it that could be to do with a car.

so which one you on about????

Anyway back to moaners corner
Yes the internet is a wonderfull thing
Old 28 December 2009, 10:51 PM
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wikipedia has the knowledge of god!!!

I drive an impreza not a f**kin Prius
Old 29 December 2009, 10:12 AM
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I told you not to get me started on
organic food
bloody Prius drivers
people with no sense of humour
people who can't spell (apparently most Snetters )
people who make lists of smilies but don't include the one you need (flame suit)
people who overeat then complain about feeling ill
etc
people who start lists and can't be arsed to finish them


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Old 29 December 2009, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by StanS
I told you not to get me started on
organic food
bloody Prius drivers
people with no sense of humour
people who can't spell (apparently most Snetters )
people who make lists of smilies but don't include the one you need (flame suit)
people who overeat then complain about feeling ill
etc
people who start lists and can't be arsed to finish them

poepal oo karnt spel,well at leest that dunt meen me than.
Old 29 December 2009, 10:27 AM
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does spelling really matter ?
To my 'selected'
strange-minded friends:

If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.


Only great minds can read this (!)

This is weird, but
interesting!


fi yuo cna
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe
out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht
I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it

Last edited by StanS; 29 December 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason: spelling
Old 29 December 2009, 10:46 AM
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that is weird.i could read that quicker than i could read something that was spelt correctly.
Old 29 December 2009, 10:53 AM
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I also live within spitting distance of said roundabout, and believe you me it's not just people in scoobs who have no idea how to use it!!!!!

by the way some of these replies have given me a giggle on an otherwise boring day at the office.
Old 29 December 2009, 10:54 AM
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Too weird !! - a boring day in an office

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Old 29 December 2009, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by bigarf
that is weird.i could read that quicker than i could read something that was spelt correctly.
yes and me!
Old 29 December 2009, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by StanS
Too weird !! - a boring day in an office
what i meant was i am at work today and not a lot happening at all, so this thread kept me amused for 5 mins.
Old 29 December 2009, 11:45 AM
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lets hope you can scive off early !
Old 29 December 2009, 11:46 AM
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lol only another hour or so then i'm off!!!
Old 29 December 2009, 03:00 PM
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Old 29 December 2009, 03:12 PM
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Anyone seen that woman on the telly that can read your future by staring at your ****?
Old 29 December 2009, 03:38 PM
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she wouldnt stare at my for 2 long cos ive had some sprouts for me dinner.
Old 04 January 2010, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by WRX_Dazza
Classics rule the roundabouts !!!
behind the new age!!
Old 04 January 2010, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by EVILSTI
behind the new age!!
yeah, only cos they lean over so much and take up both lanes !!!

Old 04 January 2010, 12:23 PM
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ive just had to spend some money on her bloody pug again, poxy things just cost me £400 i mean, i could understand the cost if it was my scoob but it isnt its a pug, and its not even mine.
Old 04 January 2010, 12:47 PM
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Why is everyone ripping it out of the original poster? Can't see anything wrong with what they wrote, especially considering it is Christmas Day. I suppose it make far more sense to 'pretend' to be someone else on an internet forum on xmas day for **** sake. You reckon the op needs to get a life? Really?
Old 04 January 2010, 01:39 PM
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i think the general consensus is,





























yes


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