If someone the size of yoza chsed after me in my car/van, I wouldn't care less and would quite look forward to the compensation claim. I'm sure I could suffer some small aount of pain for a few thouand

 

WTF? PMSL

 

Looking at my photo there, reminds me I must learn how to put my MUFC slipon trainers on the right feet.

And my wife need to wax.

 

several approaches
1 applaud their bad driving < this allways gets em going
2 take glasses off and offer the other driver yours out the window when they have pulled out in front of you without looking
3 bmw drivers who dont indicate .. if in shouting range . shout out nice car where did you get it . they cant resist replying WHY then scream take the fcking thing back the indicators dont work . this allways works they look guilty and drive off
4 tailgating < cure drop back a gear turn on antilag> and then turn lights on if in daylight . remember to look in mirror to enjoy the look on their face

 

just give them a nice little wave then blow them a kiss they just do'nt know what to do then (no i'm not thank you ) but it does freak them out

 

Fully realise this is just a wind up on squares befhalf

- Iv just spent a couple of weeks driving in and around Joburg . ..

Here they overtake at speed from either side , theres no roundabouts just stop signs - first to the junction gets to go first , and the edge of the road is not exactley smooth
- oh and they drive quicky, including the trucks.
Then theres the E.T's ( emergency taxis ) who just stop start where/when ever they feel like it.

 

I can't be bothered to get all wound up any more. Sometimes you can see them coming in time to foil their plans. As mentioned above, a smile and nice wave of thanks really irritates them most of the time.

Les

 

How do you cope with the bigger watches Yoza?

Les

 

I wear them around my waist.

 

That comment made my eyes water i laughed so much

 

my best line when a taxi driver went through a set of temp lights when it was green on my side and he had to reverse. was for a professional driver your pretty sh*t at it get a new job

 

Yes of course, man's ingenuity is so impressive when it comes to it!

Les