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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 12:38 PM
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I find reading this thread at work and your boss coming over is counterproductive.....
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by wongascoob
an how the hell do you manage to smell your own weapon? is it that strong of a stink or does the other party check it out after with a good sniff?
I did wonder that myself as I can say things have never got 'messy' or smelly!
I think the general rule before you 'go fishing for brown trout' (loving that double entendre!) is the the lady or man has to have cleared things out down below.
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I find reading this thread at work and your boss coming over is counterproductive.....
Try taking your boss for a cruise down the Hershey highway, it might help.
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 01:06 PM
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This thread is great.

Can't say I have much interest in marmite mining, but each to their own!

PMSL @ smelling your own weapon - if any part of you stinks of **** its going to register!
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 01:23 PM
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what do you expect -- most scooby enthusiast like a good blast up an A road every now and then
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I find reading this thread at work and your boss coming over is counterproductive.....
Counter reproductive more like !!
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 02:25 PM
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Only just read this thread its a classic

my mate tried it for the first time with his mussis few years ago with no lube, he bruised his entire ****!!!
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Foofighter
no probs,but thats wot made me think there was something up there,coz they have all enjoyed it so much

PMSL at your reply
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 02:47 PM
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You're all a bunch of doe eyed limp wristed doughnut punchers.

Bunch of leather cladded tailgunners.

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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 02:52 PM
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I guess those who are less endowed find that having sex is like throwing a sausage down Oxford Street I suppose a tight bumhole may be the only option.
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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So your missus won't stand for it then, jon ?
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 03:02 PM
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Well she certainly cant sit after it!
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 03:03 PM
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Well she certainly cant sit after it!
Hence my reference to John Wayne!
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:...ne-Posters.jpg
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by MJW
So your missus won't stand for it then, jon ?
My missus is a great believer of treating people like for like.. I just don't want to go there!!!!
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
My missus is a great believer of treating people like for like.. I just don't want to go there!!!!
...bring out the strap-on and some lube (if you are lucky!)
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by rabbos
if any part of you stinks of **** its going to register!
im guessing that you know this from past experience, i however have been blessed never to have had this problem.
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
My missus is a great believer of treating people like for like.. I just don't want to go there!!!!
quid pro quo
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 07:18 PM
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No Thank You!!
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Old Jul 11, 2009 | 09:21 PM
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This thread has gone very quiet...

...and it's time for a Saturday night special
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Old Jul 11, 2009 | 10:56 PM
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It's because everyone's out bumming. Or being bummed.
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Old Jul 12, 2009 | 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by MJW
It's because everyone's out bumming. Or being bummed.
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Old Jul 12, 2009 | 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
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