It is rather amusing, SM. Most blokes are usually disgusted by the sexual activity of the gay male, yet think it's manly to try to do the same thing to a woman. Sorry lads, it's not manly.

Everything in its place and a place for everything. My backside is not a place for a mans love truncheon and most women think the same way.

Some great comments btw folks. For a subject that turns my stomach, and I don't mean gay men. I have been quite entertained.

 

Sounds to me like your a bit of a prude. Let me show you it ain't that bad

 

Just goes to show, you know absolutely nothing about me

 

Agreed 84. It's just not right. Blokes that are into it seem to think it means they are open minded. No you're not, you are just a repressed **** archaeologist.

 

Apart from we now know you don't take it up the Sh!tter.

 

Correct

Matteeboy, what an expression

 

Never tried it (on either sex), never had the urge or someone who wanted to, to be honest I suspect that unless they had a well used trumper then they wouldnt be able to sit down for some time, and lads, face it giving women one more thing to moan at you about is just not worth it. To be honest I have always been happy with the facilities provided and grateful I have access without pushing my luck.

Apparently not all gay men indulge in it either, after all it is designed to shift waste in one direction not take the same treatment the officially designated orifice does and even those can be rendered out of action for a few days so what chance does the other side stand, rips, tears and general wear and tear, plus the chance of getting peas and sweetcorn under your helmet, I should imagine it is easy to get an infection or stomach upset if you are not careful in such situations.

 

Lets take this to the next level......some interesting points here, ladies please take note never ask for a kiss after ATM as a feckawff may offend.


*** to mouth - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

A2M is the logical next step.

A2CIM follows

 

Maybe....but a kiss at the end is still out.

 

Generally speaking ... doing that with the same person does not risk that much as you are used to your diseases. I wouldn't recommend kissing that person afterwards though.

 

Hmmm

 

wash your mouth out 84 (no pun intented)

and write the following lines a thousand times

"one up the bum, no harm done"

Mat -- with the above and watch threads excluded from your "interests" that leaves only about 30% of the internet left

 

If the bird in question loves it up the marmite motorway,then let her haveit!!!

 

Personally I think it's an odd thing to want to do to someone - this is certainly an entertaining thread, but for me the best bit is 'stilover from darlington' in the context of the thread. Brilliant! I love those STI's me Probably not the best name here lol

 

Sounds like you love cheesy ***** rammed up your wrongun to me

 

Judging by your username, I gather you must be an expert at this sort of thing!

 

Thanks `Mike from York`

 

I agree with Foofighter.
That said you would have to find a pretty dirty lady to be doing ATM. Thanks for bringing that into it YOZA.

 

So hysteria do you like to partake in having a stiff ***** inserted into your bottom?

 

No! I am a good girl. How dare you think anything to the contrary!

 

Are you offering? How would I be able to tell when you had put it in?



Loving all the replies*

* Except DL's although to him I have to point out that my sensible philosophy thread got less replies and is less funny than this one

 

Your not that much of a good girl if u agreed with me

 

I am amazed you can type so well with your fingers crossed

 

Damn I better try harder next time.
Seriously though you can never knock something until you have tried it.

 

Aahh,so u admit u have tried it?

 

Yes, no problem in admitting it. I am a consenting adult.
I can honestly say it's not my cup of tea.
Its a different story for a man and a woman though.
A man has more nerve endings inside his ***, also the male g spot is supposed to be up there somewhere!
As for a woman, it's just for doing a no. 2.

 

I thought there was a g-spot there for a woman,as well as the normal one i mean.